Yves Edwards tweets on terrorists, today’s rap, satan, hookers n coke

Thursday, May 03, 2012

In the UFC, twitter can bring you money and renown. And it can get you fired.

Miguel Torres crossed a yet to be well-defined line, and Tim Kennedy appears determined to find the line, in the manner of finding mines by walking through a minefield.

Yves Edwards just twittered about hookers and cocaine, and a lot else, on his remarkably prolific twitter account, an April sampling of which appears below.

All of Edwards’ tweets are in good humor, and should not be subject to any sanction.

Yves Edwards ‏ @thugjitsumaster
#Uglynames Donquavious, LaQuesha, Shanesha, & anything else that will prevent your kids from working anywhere other than in fast food.

Yves Edwards ‏ @thugjitsumaster
Serious ? for peeps who don’t smoke weed but demand that it stays illegal. Please tell me why? Just curious as to your argument.

Robert Black ‏ @agreedrobert619
What’s your take on Overeem failing his drug test?

Yves Edwards ‏ @thugjitsumaster
he probably took drugs.

joe mosqueda ‏ @joedaddy85
did u ever think twitter could get a fighter fired?.do u think twice before sending a tweet?

Yves Edwards ‏ @thugjitsumaster
you sound offended. Relax I think like 4 times.

Joe mosqueda ‏ @joedaddy85
na hell no bro..off subject..was talkin about king mo..just wanted a fighters opinion that’s all

Yves Edwards ‏ @thugjitsumaster
my bad. In that case, yes ever since @MiguelTorresMMA got fired over a tweet. Mo should’ve just said how he felt not what he felt

joe mosqueda ‏ @joedaddy85
@thugjitsumaster @mauroranallo @NateRockQuarry @bensaundersMMA happy easter to u and your families

Yves Edwards ‏ @thugjitsumaster
Thanks but I don’t celebrate Easter; because I don’t celebrate zombies. #scary.

Yves Edwards ‏ @thugjitsumaster
Why is @TigerWoods the only guy on twitter that doesn’t follow a porn star? #ShitThatDon’tMakeSense

Yves Edwards ‏ @thugjitsumaster
No BS. When I check out at a store and they say “have a nice day” I look them in the eye and reply “don’t tell me what to do” & leave.

Tillman 40 ‏ @Tillman_40
I recommend u visit a childrens hospital and talk to kids with cancer…may change your outlook on people..Oss

Yves Edwards ‏ @thugjitsumaster
I do it as a joke. Relax dummy.

Adam Schindler ‏ @Schindiggity
Got a new Iphone today… chose the black one, cuz everyone knows they’re faster 🙂

Yves Edwards ‏ @thugjitsumaster
a wise man once said “Always bet on black.”

Dov Davidoff ‏ @dovdavidoff
somebody tweeted something from my accnt yesterday that wasn’t me. My apologies. They’ll be dealt with.

Yves Edwards ‏ @thugjitsumaster
you should kick them In their f—— face!!! Hard.

Ryan B Quinn ‏ @ATTRyanQuinn
How do I study and get ranked in Thugjitsu. You must teach me.

Yves Edwards ‏ @thugjitsumaster
you just gotta smack a bitch. 😉

The Devil ‏ @Official__Satan
@thugjitsumaster is following and he is a cage fighter Which is like being locked in the prison showers, only without the soap and bum fun

Yves Edwards ‏ @thugjitsumaster
I’ve got to get into your good graces. I’ve been told that we’ll be spending a lot of time together.

GetYoLife ‏ @GetYoLifeBoo

Yves Edwards ‏ @thugjitsumaster
I hope so. That other place sounds like s—; plus most of my good friends will be there.

Yves Edwards ‏ @thugjitsumaster
“I accept this award for my song ‘F— Bitches, Kill Niggas, Get Money’ & I want to thank God for blessing me.”-Every Rapper Everywhere.

Yves Edwards ‏ @thugjitsumaster
I seriously need a decoder ring for rap now. “That white frost on that pound cake so your Duncan Hines is irrelevant.” WTFF does that mean?

Chris McDevitt ‏ @chrismcdevitt
White frost = cocaine, poundcake = ass, cake = money, Duncan Hines purveyor of fine baked goods. Pusha T out his mind..

Yves Edwards ‏ @thugjitsumaster
dawg you white. Quit making shit up!!! 🙂

Yves Edwards ‏ @thugjitsumaster
I’m really bad at 3 things. Singing, and counting.

Yves Edwards ‏ @thugjitsumaster
I’m writing a book. It’s pretty much going to be the shortest book ever. It’s titled “Things That Are Better Than Boobs” it has 3 chapters.

Yves Edwards ‏ @thugjitsumaster
Chapter 1: “Bigger Boobs” Chapter 2: “Nice Butts” Chapter 3: “A Clean VaJayJay*” (using vajayjay because I want a female audience also)

Yves Edwards ‏ @thugjitsumaster
If terrorist hate us because of our freedoms; are they starting to like us more now that we don’t have many left? #ThugjitsuThoughts

Yves Edwards ‏ @thugjitsumaster
When my son was 4 I played “Baby got Back” for him in the car. He then asked me, “Daddy, you like big butts in the candle light”?

Yves Edwards ‏ @thugjitsumaster
I sent this hooker out to get us some coke 3 hours ago. She said she’d take 20 mins. You think she’s coming back? #Hookers&Cocaine 🙁

Yves Edwards ‏ @thugjitsumaster
Please disregard that last tweet. I’ve never done one of those things. 😉

Yves Edwards ‏ @thugjitsumaster
And by “one of” I mean “neither one of”. I’m just bored. 🙂

Tyler Rook ‏ @tyty317
u better hope uncle Dana don’t see it!!! #hookers&coke

Yves Edwards ‏ @thugjitsumaster
I doubt @danawhite is going to be offended by it. He doesn’t have mangina.

Dan Brown The Author ‏ @DBrown166
Your strippers and concain tweet had me laughing my ass off. makes me wanna watch the hangover now! #wolfpack

Yves Edwards ‏ @thugjitsumaster
I’m glad you found it funny. Apparently I’m in violation of the Internet with it. Which is like being in trouble with Santa.

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