McGregor declares 4-0 victory in S*** Show

Friday, July 14, 2017

The four-day, four-city, three-country MayMac international media tour S*** Show is over.

Stop 1: LA
Show was managed so poorly that Conor McGregor didn’t have a working mic. On the plus side. the pinstripes in McGregor’s suit spell F*** YOU. Still, 10-9 Mayweather narrowly.

Stop 2: Toronto
McGregor establishes that he is the ‘A’ side,  leading the crowd in a chant of “F*** the Mayweathers,” calling weasel-like Showtime Sports executive Stephen Espinoza a “weasel” and otherwise acting Notorious. 10-8 McGregor.

Stop 3: New York
A tone deaf McGregor doubles down on racially disrespectful language, beating himself. 10-9 Mayweather. Conor should have worn the FU suit again, but instead wore a polar bear emblazoned with a snake. Looked like a bad guy from GI Joe 3.

Stop 4: London
Mayweather not content to let McGregor win the offensive language race, calls Notorious a f*****. Notorious 10-9, taking the series 38-37. McGregor the declared himself he winner via whitewash.

“It’s some crazy experience, I’ll tell you that,” said McGregor to Simon Samano, Chamatkar Sandhu and Abbey Subhan for MMAjunkie. “It’s an honor. It did not happen overnight – many, many years of hard work. Many, many years of sacrifice. It’s breathtaking. It’s inspiring. And here’s the thing: I’m only warming up.”

 

 

“I would say it was a whitewash. I’ll say I was 4-0 and then the second round in Toronto was a 10-7. He was dropped twice. One or two were maybe close. But who garnered the most interest? who went viral multiple times? That was me. I brought many factors to it. I switched it up multiple times. I believe it was no contest.”

 

The Money Fight between Conor McGregor and Floyd Mayweather will take place at the T-Mobile Arena in Paradise, Nevada on August 26, 2017. The PPV will cost $99.95. McGregor is expected to make around $100 million, and Mayweather some multiple of that.