The USA has lately produced towering oratory from presidential candidates ‘The’ Donald Trump and ‘I Am Not A Crooked’ Hillary Clinton. Now, against this backdrop of eloquence, comes Chael Sonnen and Tito Ortiz, who are scheduled to fight at Bellator 171 on January 21, 2017.

Sonnen is widely regarded as the best trash talker in combat sports since Muhammad Ali. Ortiz too is compelling when he speaks, in his own way.

The two faced off recently, with Bellator MMA color commentator Jimmy Smith assuming the role of moderator.

First, Sonnen said words, and then charged that Tito’s Rolls was just repossessed, a vehicle The Gangster From Oregon noted he himself was “not big enough of a prick to own.”

Tito replied by explaining that all he hears is “gas coming out of his ass, and it’s not his butt.” Tito went to explain that Sonnen would soon “feel what Tito Ortiz feels like, and you know what, it’s going to be painful.”

Chael passed the time merrily flexing and pointing to the largest arms in mixed martial arts. Then, hand to God, Chael began to speak.

“Tito Ortiz was the champ when my father passed away, and hand to God I made him one final promise on his death bed,” said Sonnen. “And hand to God this is a true story, I said ‘Dad, I am going to beat Tito Ortiz, I am going to be world champion.’ It’s the one promise that I never kept, and on January 21st I am going to make that right.”

Tito then reached for a prop.

“I’m going to find Chael Sonnen for you,” he said. “In fact, I think I’ve got him right about here.”

Then he whipped out a box of Juicy Juice.

“On January 21st, Chael Sonnen is going to get smashed,” vowed The People’s Champ. Then Tito smashed the box of Juicy Juice. He presumably drank the Juicy Juice first, as there was no splatter.

“That’s how I do inside the cage,” explained Tito in closing.

The debate continued unabated on the social network.

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— Chael Sonnen (@ChaelSonnen) October 23, 2016