Woman barges into Faber’s home, $#!^s on floor
Urijah Faber: “Girl breaks into house and $#!^s herself. Wow. That’s the most foul thing I have ever seen in my life … Burglar woman $#!^ herself and pukes everywhere.”
The apocryphal expression “May you live in interesting times,” sums this one up. Or maybe it is “these things happen in MMA.”
A woman barged into Urijah Faber’s home, locked herself in the bathroom, relieved herself all over the place. Both numbers. Then she went to sleep. Police arrived and removed her from the premises, leaving behind a mess.
After defeating Thiago Alves, former UFC welterweight champion Georges St-Pierre once famously said “I drank so much that I forgot my whole name.”
When questioned by police afterwards, the woman too could not remember her own name. But it was not the same.
Alcohol is believed to have played a role. Another theory is that she was a really, really big TJ Dillashaw fan.
And this being the age we live it, the whole thing got on the Net very nearly live.