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12/23/13 5:32 PM
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NYjojo
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Dear Santa Claus,

Plz bring us more chapters in the Dave Lang saga this Christmas.
12/23/13 6:26 PM
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Oh fuck Phone Post 3.0
12/23/13 6:31 PM
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Devin Ratray's gf, WOOF
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So mmaguy went and you weren't there? Or mmaguy went and didn't do shit? I'm confused... How's your gf, still doing stuff with barn animals? Phone Post 3.0
12/23/13 6:57 PM
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omg... I'm seriously spitting shit up laughing...

Daves wife left him, skyfeather is gone...would love to hear from her.

and I have a pretty close friend under Traven, I'm sendin him a msg in seconds...

Dave, serisouly... your a delusional fucking moron.

Tell us again about your time in brazil, and speak more to us in your accented portugese... tell us more about your time in the army, and dear god PLEASE tell me all about how bad you would woop on all of us...


cockfaggit coward.
12/23/13 7:02 PM
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Edited: 12/23/13 7:04 PM
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12/23/13 7:09 PM
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Anyone able to find what actual grapplers quest he went to? I'm gonno go out on a limb and say he took 2nd... in a 2 man division...
12/23/13 8:39 PM
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I got a msg out to a traven BB I know really well...
12/23/13 8:41 PM
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Been seeing this thread pop up for years.

Fuck it.

In... Phone Post 3.0
12/23/13 8:49 PM
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Ruh roh.
12/23/13 8:56 PM
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If this guy is a fake and/or any of this crazy bullshit is true I can with 100% certainty confirm that Master Traven knew nothing about it. And as far as him saying he has trained with Traven he, YOU, are full of shit. I almost went to this seminar where you took these photos. Wish I would have now. Be a bullshit black belt on your own. Do not include Traven and his students in your disrespect!
12/23/13 9:21 PM
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oh shit... again, again, and again
12/23/13 10:52 PM
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The gift that keeps on giving Phone Post 3.0
12/23/13 11:19 PM
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With magic in the air on a cold Christmas night,
David Lang was promoted, and sowed his third stripe.

He was careful on the sower, with only one eye he could see
Sipping on eggnog, much sweeter than the UG's Pee Pee.

I know what Ill do, he said in a flash
Ill rob children of innocence and commit fraud for some cash

Ill say Im a Christian, its not lying of course
My wife is virtuous, she is no slut who sucked off a horse.

So he gathered his plans, why train? lying is faster
A quick Wikipedia search, to find his Black Belt master.

For years this sex offending scum found victims to pounce
Until he met the UG, and so was he trounced.

But like a molesting cockroach he could not be stopped
Exceptwhen he forth that 94 year old and was handily dropped

For years this saga went on, Lang even changed his name
But know this David, the result will always be the same.

You are a disgrace, a liar at best, you know its true
And just like many before, this mickey mouse gym is through

12/24/13 12:55 AM
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In ........again
12/24/13 1:08 AM
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Devin Ratray's gf, WOOF
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OMG forgive me I ever doubted you guys :)

I thought this piece of shit was finally going to get the upper hand here. I'm so glad there's actual Traven students on here.

IN. Phone Post 3.0
12/24/13 1:15 AM
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Thank you UG. My Christmas wish has come true. Phone Post 3.0
12/24/13 1:15 AM
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I have reading to do Phone Post 3.0
12/24/13 1:20 AM
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This thread is so epic... It really is Christmas if the Lang back, so IN Phone Post 3.0
12/24/13 1:21 AM
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In it to win it... Phone Post 3.0
12/24/13 1:29 AM
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better than the energizer bunny...
12/24/13 1:29 AM
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I've landed on a gold mine... Phone Post 3.0
12/24/13 1:35 AM
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RockTheVote - I have reading to do Phone Post 3.0
If you start now you might get through it by new years Phone Post 3.0
12/24/13 3:41 AM
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CanadianCouture - I can understand people getting mad at a fraud, but don't you think you guys have done enough? You outed the guy, got his business shut down, you let his wife and his partner know how much of a scum bag he is, now you are making a website dedicated to him being a fraud, you are thinking about making T-shirts mocking him. When is it going to end? When the guy commits suicide?
Never enough if he's still doing his thing Phone Post 3.0
12/24/13 4:54 AM
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CanadianCouture - MMAattorney after this vicious outing do you really think he is capable of doing this again (he shut his business down, his wife left him), everybody knows who he is. When you go Dear Hunting one shot usually does the job if you shoot the dear 50 times there won't be any meat for you to eat.
Did you go back to the last page and read langs last post? Phone Post 3.0
12/24/13 5:56 AM
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CanadianCouture - MMAattorney after this vicious outing do you really think he is capable of doing this again (he shut his business down, his wife left him), everybody knows who he is. When you go Dear Hunting one shot usually does the job if you shoot the dear 50 times there won't be any meat for you to eat.
Not everybody, he seems to pop up in places and then starts charging kids to 'teach' them. That's where the problem is - kids who think they're learning legit BJJ. It will get them hurt in competition or real life by giving them a false sense of security.

We will smash this slimeball at every opportunity, it's the people he is fooling that we care about. Phone Post 3.0

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