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6/20/12 9:05 AM
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thenino
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"Skooter, the difference between you and me is that while you sit at your computer and make ignorant statements while hiding behind an anonymous screen name, I am willing to test myself against the toughest fighters in the world, in front of hundreds of thousands or even millions of fans, over and over again. Sometimes I win, sometimes I lose, but I always come to fight. I've been doing this for the past fourteen years, and I have at least a few more strong years left in me. What have you done in the past fourteen years other than act like a moron on this forum and hang on Anderson's nuts? Tell me where you work so I can come watch, and whenever you have a bad day I'll demand that you get fired with no opportunity to redeem yourself. Sound fair?

I've gone 6-1 since the Anderson fight, with wins in three weight classes against world-class competition. Considering my recent success along with my career accomplishments, I think I've pretty much earned the right to call out anyone in the world--and I believe I've demonstrated over the course of my career that I have a better than average chance of beating whomever it is I choose to call out. Whether you like it or not, Anderson and his management have done their best to avoid a rematch. I think I've proven myelf worthy to face him again, and if he believes I'm such an easy fight, why not take the payday? I would not have left the UFC if it wasn't obvious that Anderson was avoiding a second fight, and he's doing it again. "
6/20/12 9:09 AM
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Joe Lauzon
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Twitter, Director of Awesome
ThatsItThatsAll - Hendo: "why would I hold him down when I could just stare him down...". Epic Phone Post
This. Phone Post
6/20/12 9:11 AM
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"He wants to get in close to use that reach advantage, Joe." - Mike Goldberg Phone Post
6/20/12 9:14 AM
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thenino -
"Skooter, the difference between you and me is that while you sit at your computer and make ignorant statements while hiding behind an anonymous screen name, I am willing to test myself against the toughest fighters in the world, in front of hundreds of thousands or even millions of fans, over and over again. Sometimes I win, sometimes I lose, but I always come to fight. I've been doing this for the past fourteen years, and I have at least a few more strong years left in me. What have you done in the past fourteen years other than act like a moron on this forum and hang on Anderson's nuts? Tell me where you work so I can come watch, and whenever you have a bad day I'll demand that you get fired with no opportunity to redeem yourself. Sound fair?

I've gone 6-1 since the Anderson fight, with wins in three weight classes against world-class competition. Considering my recent success along with my career accomplishments, I think I've pretty much earned the right to call out anyone in the world--and I believe I've demonstrated over the course of my career that I have a better than average chance of beating whomever it is I choose to call out. Whether you like it or not, Anderson and his management have done their best to avoid a rematch. I think I've proven myelf worthy to face him again, and if he believes I'm such an easy fight, why not take the payday? I would not have left the UFC if it wasn't obvious that Anderson was avoiding a second fight, and he's doing it again. "
Grand daddy of them all Phone Post
6/20/12 9:15 AM
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In Phone Post
6/21/12 11:33 AM
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"it's better his nose then my nose" -wanderlei silva speaking about Cung le lol Phone Post
6/21/12 11:55 AM
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Snappy Whistleteeth
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“All I will say is that we went at it very hard, the fight ended in the first round, and I did not pay for that puppy.”

-Wand
6/21/12 1:53 PM
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thenino  - 
"Skooter, the difference between you and me is that while you sit at your computer and make ignorant statements while hiding behind an anonymous screen name, I am willing to test myself against the toughest fighters in the world, in front of hundreds of thousands or even millions of fans, over and over again. Sometimes I win, sometimes I lose, but I always come to fight. I've been doing this for the past fourteen years, and I have at least a few more strong years left in me. What have you done in the past fourteen years other than act like a moron on this forum and hang on Anderson's nuts? Tell me where you work so I can come watch, and whenever you have a bad day I'll demand that you get fired with no opportunity to redeem yourself. Sound fair?

I've gone 6-1 since the Anderson fight, with wins in three weight classes against world-class competition. Considering my recent success along with my career accomplishments, I think I've pretty much earned the right to call out anyone in the world--and I believe I've demonstrated over the course of my career that I have a better than average chance of beating whomever it is I choose to call out. Whether you like it or not, Anderson and his management have done their best to avoid a rematch. I think I've proven myelf worthy to face him again, and if he believes I'm such an easy fight, why not take the payday? I would not have left the UFC if it wasn't obvious that Anderson was avoiding a second fight, and he's doing it again. "


Virtual H-Bomb for the WIN!
6/27/12 10:09 PM
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thenino
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“I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.”
6/27/12 11:07 PM
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tdunning - "I want to fuck Chuck!" Wandy Silva

Reminds me of one of my favourite movie quotes, "I used to fuck guys like you in prison"
Classic quote, road house prob best movie ever Phone Post
6/27/12 11:17 PM
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I ain't got time to bleed
6/27/12 11:36 PM
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SickEyeDiaz
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"I'm gonna eat his children"
6/28/12 5:27 AM
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Donald Rice Cerrone - "people, I want to say a couple of words for you, if you a dream in your life, go hard, its IMPOSSIBLE!"


-Machida

*I know he's saying possible. But I lol everytime I hear it bcuz it sounds way more like impossible!
I love that moment because he was so humble and proud of himself, and his broken English didnt stop that moment from being great Phone Post
6/28/12 6:57 AM
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demcat
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This is a newer type list so her are some old school ones... The crocop one already mentioned
"let's Trade bitch" randleman about Tito
"I was doin this when he was in his fathers nut sack, I was fighting." Renzo
"One day when I'm renzos age I'm gonna run into a kid who's training right now. It's a part a life". Bj in response
"When the bell rings I kick faces "
"I'll introduce him to the heavy hand of chute boxe" both vanderlai from a super old tatame Phone Post
6/28/12 7:43 AM
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Binson
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Where I'm from people like you get slapped! Phone Post
6/28/12 9:02 AM
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Joe rogan Andy v Franklin - "I just got covered in sweat and blood, it flew all over me" Phone Post
6/28/12 9:03 AM
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CHILLITACO
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Damn phone.
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Wandy v Franklin even. Phone Post
6/30/12 10:04 AM
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"Some of you guys on this show suck ass." - Leben to the TUF 1 vadt Phone Post
6/30/12 10:09 AM
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Cast* Phone Post
6/30/12 10:50 AM
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Lahi
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"Hey watch you mouth call me lame." - Royce
6/30/12 11:28 AM
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OnlyTheStrongSurvive
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"I am not the best, but I am capable of achieving the impossible."

Anderson Silva Phone Post
6/30/12 11:33 AM
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Trey Houston
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“A boxer is like a lion, the greatest predator on land. But you throw him in the shark tank and he’s just another meal.” - Renzo Gracie. Phone Post
6/30/12 12:39 PM
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"I meet tough guys like you and i slap the shit outta them!" -Tommy Bruso
6/30/12 5:36 PM
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"No one cares about you or your stupid Marc Lemon opinion" - Matt Serra Phone Post
6/30/12 5:41 PM
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KZTT_I heart Mazzagatti
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" I want Jose Aldo" Phone Post

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