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6/30/12 5:44 PM
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"Jon Lober is a family man, Jon Lober has an education just like everyone else, only difference is I put my balls on the chopping block"- John The Machine Lober
6/30/12 9:13 PM
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Didn't read threat yet.. sorry if this has been posted.



"NOBODY, is 100% sure they're gonna kick MY ass!"
-Gary Goodridge
6/30/12 11:09 PM
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"SUPERMAN PUNCH!" - Mike Goldberg Phone Post
6/30/12 11:26 PM
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"...and I thought to myself, what would Sakuraba do?'

EDITED FOR QUOTING WRONG FIGHTER Ivan Menjivar after his last fight (Thanks I love Mazagatti). Not so badass but it made me happy.
7/1/12 12:21 AM
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MarlyPersianNoob - I kick face? - Gary Goodridge
Lmao! I remember that, funny shit. Phone Post
Alright guys fill me in on this one, sounds like gold. Phone Post
7/1/12 12:45 AM
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BIGFOOTinMyMouth - "...and I thought to myself, what would Sakuraba do?'

Bibiano Fernandez after his last fight in Japan. Not so badass but it made me happy.
Menjivar said the same thing after his win over Steven Siler gotta love shutouts to Sakuraba Phone Post
7/1/12 1:09 AM
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marquis_wu - "I'll fight them all. Men, women, children, retared people it doesn't matter, if you hit me we're gonna fight" - Charles "Krazy Horse" Bennet


hahahahahaha.

ufc: plz hire the Horse for commentary along w the plain vanilla Jon and Kenny for FX/Fuel shows k? thx
7/1/12 1:13 AM
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Of course it's not MMA but Tyson's "I'll fuck you till you love me faggot." Phone Post
7/1/12 1:20 AM
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"If wanderlei thinks I'm an easy win tell him to come see me and see how easy it is"

"I have a 167 pounds to put on your chin"

Both bj penn quotes, paraphrased couldn't remember exact quotes.

Nothing I have ever done amounts to burrito eating bj blown up and wanting a piece of the greatest killing machine we have ever seen in prime wand Phone Post
7/1/12 1:28 AM
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ThatsItThatsAll - Hendo: "why would I hold him down when I could just stare him down...". Epic Phone Post
They would need to know the story behind it to make sense Phone Post
7/1/12 1:58 AM
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"so we're throwing spinning shit now?" - Nick Diaz to Condit. Haha, love this. Phone Post
7/1/12 2:00 AM
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I am gonna dig in that ass, Shad to Page...
7/1/12 2:09 AM
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How's your wild thing, Ross Pointon
7/1/12 2:10 AM
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"I'm gonna get in George's face and motorboat his ass" - Koscheck about GSP. Another classic. Phone Post
7/1/12 2:11 AM
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The thing you dont realize Phil is, that YOU ARE the hand picked opponent...Frank Shammy to NYBA
7/1/12 2:18 AM
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"Skooter, the difference between you and me is that while you sit at your computer and make ignorant statements while hiding behind an anonymous screen name, I am willing to test myself against the toughest fighters in the world, in front of hundreds of thousands or even millions of fans, over and over again. Sometimes I win, sometimes I lose, but I always come to fight. I've been doing this for the past fourteen years, and I have at least a few more strong years left in me. What have you done in the past fourteen years other than act like a moron on this forum and hang on Anderson's nuts? Tell me where you work so I can come watch, and whenever you have a bad day I'll demand that you get fired with no opportunity to redeem yourself. Sound fair?"

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7/1/12 3:27 AM
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BIGFOOTinMyMouth - "...and I thought to myself, what would Sakuraba do?'

Bibiano Fernandez after his last fight in Japan. Not so badass but it made me happy.
Menjivar said the same thing after his win over Steven Siler gotta love shutouts to Sakuraba Phone Post


ARG!!! My Bad. It WAS Menjivar. I stand corrected. Different country, same stature.
7/1/12 3:52 AM
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onepunchJD - Didn't read threat yet.. sorry if this has been posted.



"NOBODY, is 100% sure they're gonna kick MY ass!"
-Gary Goodridge
That one is good. I forget who it was but some recently said " nobody WANTS to fight me" and then I forgot this one too maybe Stephen bonnar? There is nothing fun about fighting me Phone Post
7/1/12 4:25 AM
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 Hendo is so full of awesome quotes.
7/1/12 4:39 AM
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"Uh, I got hit in the face..."

Dan Hardy, when Rogan asked what went wrong in the Condit fight Phone Post
7/1/12 4:40 AM
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Classic thread
7/1/12 4:59 AM
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“Because I can't sing and dance, and it beats fuckin' workin' every day. Now ask me a question that doesn't sound so fuckin' stupid.”


-NYBA
7/3/12 3:09 AM
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"My name is stun gun, and i want GSP!"
7/15/12 6:10 PM
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Snappy Whistleteeth - "Silva you got one comming. Little ass ninja you better keep your ass down at 185 buddy, cheatin MOTHERFU.....I better watch my language my moms watchin"

- Mark Coleman

7/15/12 6:13 PM
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3. "im prepered to die in the ring.. so it doesnt matter whats gonna happen." -Melvin Manhoef

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