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7/15/12 9:04 PM
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THE TICKLE MONSTER
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Auzzie - come to melbourne pooosssaayyy

 Since you can't afford to back up your threats?  lol you're quickly becoming the center of jokes with your backpeddling.
7/15/12 9:14 PM
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Check the last page folks

EPIC!
7/15/12 9:22 PM
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Hey guys can U take the off topic somewhere else please? I'm reviving a thread and turning into what it should be.




Read my posts on the last page and enjoy all
7/15/12 9:30 PM
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Shields, you're as exciting as watching a bowl of mash potatoes get cold... Your days are numbered..." - Ellenberger
7/15/12 9:42 PM
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"No, I'm Don. Bas is the ugly guy with no hair." - Frye (all below too!)

"Get Kerry's ass out of the way and we can see the fight."

"You don't want the Tito Ortiz list of excuses here. No one respects that."

"These two look like they owe each other money."

"These guys look like two hookers fighting over a loose dollar."

"That was like two hours of rough, hard sex. I need a cigarette and a tequila now."


"This guy's tough. His ears are like potatoes. Looks like he got stuck in the birth canal, had to beat him out with a stick."
7/15/12 9:56 PM
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"i was doing this when bj was still in his fathers nutsack!" - Renzo

"I told you he hits like a mule..." - Renzo

These fairies color their hair funny and paint their toes, I just want to fuck them up. - N Diaz

"as far as him beating me... he has a better chance of making me pregnant." - _junie

7/15/12 9:58 PM
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7/15/12 9:59 PM
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"Hey, I can't see anything, point me in the right direction man. Tell me what to do, really because I can't see. Dehydration hit. Everything blacked out. So it's up to you guys now. Tell me what should I do. I'm a soldier.” - Royce
7/15/12 10:00 PM
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Sub'd Phone Post
7/15/12 10:04 PM
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Fukin EPIC BOYS.

I put lots of GREAT stuff on PG.6!

Last 5 posts on pg. 7 too R great

Read and bump please!
7/15/12 10:12 PM
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I dont know if I want to fight you, or fuck you
7/15/12 10:20 PM
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cramon101 - "Everyone has a game plan till you get hit in the mouth" - Forrest Griffin Phone Post
That's actually mike Tyson. Except mile says "face" Phone Post
7/15/12 10:23 PM
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"Most people know I got my jaw broken in the (Carlos) Newton fight, but they don't know that the shot that did it also knocked me out cold. I stayed on my feet but I was totally blacked out and dont remember anything in the fight after that punch.

When I came to, I was getting loaded into the ambulance by my coach and another guy. I asked them 'What happened, did I lose?' and they said 'No Dan, you won, you won,' and whatever, but I could see across the path there was a pizza shop and Carlos Newton was in there eating a slice of pizza. That really pissed me off that he got to eat pizza and I had to go home in an ambulance. I thought if I won the fight shouldnt it be the other way around? So I was ticked off.

So I got out of the ambulance while the ambulance guy wasn't paying attention and ...walked across the path to the pizza store. I was really out of it from pain medication but I kept my cool and got in there and managed to order a slice. As Ii left the store I looked over at Carlos and gave him a nod and sort of motioned to my pizza to say 'Yeah, good job,' yknow, but to let him know that I won the fight and I deserved that pizza more than him.

I don't remember what happened after, but I woke up again the next morning in the hospital and the pizza was still there beside my bed. So if anyone ever tells you that Newton should've won that decision, now you can tell them why they're wrong." - Hendo
7/15/12 10:30 PM
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“He beat me fair & square. no, I’m sorry, he beat me fairly squarely” – GSP

I don’t want to lick any butt.” – GSP

If I run in reverse, maybe he can't hit me." - Machida

I only want to be known as the best ever. Is that too much to ask?” – BJ Penn

"I was doing this when the prize was going to jail, not winning belts." Tank

He was doing some karate sh** in there.. that lil Fu***er hit me with a Hadoken or something." N Diaz

When they took away headbutts, I had to learn some skills." Mark Coleman
7/15/12 10:31 PM
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“I wish one of you guys had children so I could kick them in their fucking head, or stomp on their testicoles so you could feel my pain."...Mike Tyson

that man is one special kind of crazy
7/15/12 10:31 PM
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7/15/12 10:33 PM
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"I am a shark, the ground is my ocean, and most people can't even swim." - Rickson Gracie
7/15/12 10:36 PM
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"I want to fuck... I want to fight with Chuck."

-Wanderlei
7/15/12 10:37 PM
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"He was there with BTT for Big Nog's fight with Fedor. Turns out Nog was running late getting to the arena due to a snow storm, and therefore he was not going to be there in time for the big opening ceremony. Rather than ask to delay the opening, which was impossible, they finally convinced Lil Nog (who was opposed to the idea) to go out for the ceremony, wearing a cap down low and no one knew the difference." - Sam Sheridan


7/15/12 10:38 PM
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“When I started, I used to go off just instincts. Then they took head butts away, so I had to learn some skills.” – Mark Coleman

“A black belt only covers two inches of your ass. You have to cover the rest.” – Royce Gracie

“I will get respect, or I will die.” – Ken Shamrock

“Beating people up is a positive thing.” – Tank Abbott

“He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day and looks like a pussy today.” – Tank Abbott

“Blood is just red sweat.” – Enson Inoue
7/15/12 10:38 PM
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“Back in the day, a Ninja didn’t have his girlfriend sitting in the tree waiting to kill shit.” - Nick Diaz
7/15/12 10:42 PM
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"A champion is someone who sweats to exhaustion, even when no one else is watching." -Bas Rutten
7/15/12 10:45 PM
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xCYBERDYNEx - “Im the oldest I’ve ever been, right now” Tim Sylvia Phone Post
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7/15/12 10:46 PM
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"Ok, nobody move and you won't get hurt"

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7/15/12 10:50 PM
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