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1/11/14 1:50 AM
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SevenLeggedSpider
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SHOGUN250 - 

For the record, right now, I think someone needed to come out and say it.  I think smoking pot is good for mixed martial artists.  It's a new day and age, this is, uh, the year... the fuck year is it?  I don't know, because I've been training and smoking pot like I should, instead of paying attention to other bullshit... which I dont do


SNAP!!

 

I don't know how "bad ass" that is, but it truly is one of the greatest quotes ever.

 

I knew exactly who you were talking about and in my head heard Nick's voice all over again. Great addition!!

1/11/14 1:59 AM
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cripplersc - Diablo? Who the fuck calls me that? - Nick Diaz Phone Post
Lmao personal favorite Phone Post 3.0
1/11/14 2:28 AM
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I knew Frank Mir had a horse shoe up his arse, so I pulled that son of a bitch out and I beat him over the head with it! Phone Post 3.0
1/11/14 4:16 AM
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"Oh there's Shogun, gotta watch out for that dude...he'll kick you in the fucking head" -Forrest Griffin to Ariel Helwani before shogun vs forest 2 Phone Post 3.0
2/14/14 12:09 AM
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ttt

2/14/14 9:45 AM
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in fact professional wrestling is strong

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2/14/14 9:49 AM
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Lazer MMA - 
Let your opponent graze your skin and you shall smash into his flesh. Let him smash into your flesh and you shall fracture his bones. Let him fracture your bones and you shall take his life! Do NOT be concerned with escaping safely, lay your life before him - Bruce

that's some spartan type shit there!!!!!!!!
2/14/14 10:12 AM
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PermitMeFisticuffsBrother - 
Lazer MMA - 
Let your opponent graze your skin and you shall smash into his flesh. Let him smash into your flesh and you shall fracture his bones. Let him fracture your bones and you shall take his life! Do NOT be concerned with escaping safely, lay your life before him - Bruce

that's some spartan type shit there!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

Yes as a practitioner of jeet kune do, this is the exact fighting philosophy I've always had. He has other quotes as well which talk about the need of losing your fear in order to fight to your top potential. It seems clear, how can you be at your best if you are scared and perhaps partially frozen (or at leat not completely free)?

I should not have left out the first sentence though. "Forget about winning and losing; forget about pride and pain. Let your opponent graze your skin and you smash into his flesh; let him smash into your flesh and you fracture his bones; let him fracture your bones and you take his life. Do not be concerned with escaping safely - lay your life before him."

By the way for newcommers  to this thread, I put some serious work in here starting from the very bottom of page 5, through most of page 7 you may want to check.

2/14/14 11:38 AM
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"I want to fight Michael Bisping!"

- everyone in the UFC Phone Post 3.0
2/14/14 12:17 PM
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"Josh Barnett has small cock. I know (it) by the way he shakes hands." -Werdym, troll GOAT. Phone Post 3.0
2/14/14 12:21 PM
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Diaz-Gomi post-fight interview

"That little guy though man, I don't know what the fuck.. he was doing some karate in there. He was doing some crazy super punch shit, completely different I dont know that was, it wasn't boxing skills though. He knows how to box, don't get me wrong. I don't mean to knock his boxing, he's an excellent little boxer for a little Japanese guy, but he fuckin threw some little fuckin hadouken punch in there."

 

"What about a motherfucker that can box people up and choke somebody with a gogo? I'm chokin people with gogos and throwing hooks to head, and nobody else is doin that"

 

2/17/14 4:52 PM
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"Chavez seems almost totally discobooberated" -Sugar Ray Leonard
2/17/14 5:00 PM
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Well the speaker doesn't have the best rep, but...

"I told him I wanted to fight, and he said he could see my skull, fuck you!" -Kalib Starnes after being stopped by Belcher due to a cut. Phone Post 3.0
2/17/14 6:48 PM
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caposa -

 

Diaz-Gomi post-fight interview

"That little guy though man, I don't know what the fuck.. he was doing some karate in there. He was doing some crazy super punch shit, completely different I dont know that was, it wasn't boxing skills though. He knows how to box, don't get me wrong. I don't mean to knock his boxing, he's an excellent little boxer for a little Japanese guy, but he fuckin threw some little fuckin hadouken punch in there."

 

"What about a motherfucker that can box people up and choke somebody with a gogo? I'm chokin people with gogos and throwing hooks to head, and nobody else is doin that"

 

The rant in the last 45 seconds is gold Phone Post 3.0
2/17/14 7:20 PM
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"I don't punk, and I don't play" Phone Post 3.0
2/17/14 7:24 PM
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Whatcha gonna do, when you know who? How ya gonna deal, with the man of steel? How ya gonna react to Sonnen's attack?
2/23/14 7:31 PM
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"When I enter the cage, I don't go in there to win, I go in there to Fight!"-Tank Abbott commentating @ UFC 12

2/23/14 7:32 PM
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"most of all because there is so much TV and exposure there is so much more concern for safety.  Unfortunately where the warrior in a man starts to kick in, that's usually where fights are stopped now days."-Enson Inoue on mma today compared to the early days.

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"Birds fly, 

Fish swim,

and I fight"-BJ Penn

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SevenLeggedSpider -

LOVE this one!

 

"These guys these days, they need 10 week training camps. Dude, if a guy comes and knocks on your gym and says “hey, I’m gonna’ kick your ass”, are you gonna say “hey can you come in 10 weeks? In ten weeks I’m gonna be ready for you.” What is that? That’s the difference of the guys back in the day and the guys today. The guys back in the day are ready any time. We were born ready. We train everyday, we have good nutrition everyday. You are not a warrior on occasion. You wake up warrior, you die warrior. I don’t like it. In the fights these days guys just hold you and hold you, and throw two punches and look to the clock. That is not a warrior."-Allan Goes

I've heard pretty much all of the quotes posted, and most still get me hype af, but I've never heard this before...BADASS Phone Post 3.0
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Hendo after defeating Wandy and becoming the first and still the only mixed martial artist to concurrently hold two titles in two different weight classes in a major MMA promotion:

"You guys can come hang out with me at my after fight party at (wherever it was)......or you can go to the hospital and visit Wanderlei."

Hendo has never been a smack talker, which made this more awesome. But he had grown tired of a few things Wandy had said before the fight and thought that his routine of his "hands moving around in circles constantly and glaring" before the fight was growing old and stale.
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"Ess Normal" - Anderson Silva Phone Post 3.0
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THE TICKLE MONSTER -  Pride Interviewer: "Mark Hunt says you have a weak chin and he will knock you out..."

Fedor: "I wish Mark Hunt good luck and a happy new year"



I started cracking up jesus christ
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mmamonstar -  "I'll take my boot off and throw it at you, and you better clean it before you bring it back "I think sonnen said that about Brock Phone Post

one of the GOATs

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