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2/12/13 8:24 PM
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...back to you joe.

2/12/13 8:40 PM
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what kind of  accent we doing here?  paint my ears a picture that my eyes can read, like a picture.

 


I'm thinking a Brasilian Dutch hybrid, kind of like a Overeem that has had some Brasilian punched into him.

 


so it might come out sounding like "houndhaus?"

2/12/13 8:46 PM
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All this teeping and talk of dressing up for a Walmart trip has got me wet.

 

 

I spilled my whey shake on my pants.

2/12/13 9:06 PM
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All this teeping and talk of dressing up for a Walmart trip has got me wet.

 

 

I spilled my whey shake on my pants.


oh man, impossible to get protein stains outta denim.

wait, we're going to walmart?  just put in on the shopping list bro.

 

2/12/13 9:09 PM
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What you both seem to forget is my shakes don't contain milk, nor do i own a pair of denim.

2/12/13 9:19 PM
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What you both seem to forget is my shakes don't contain milk, nor do i own a pair of denim.


while i can't in good conscience condemn a denim free lifestyle, i can't condone it either.

in minnesota we wear these man-tight things 8 months out of the year, we just put pants over them and hope we don't get hit by a car until sometime in mid-july, because in that case whereas one skid mark might prove fatal, the other is just embarrassing.

2/12/13 9:28 PM
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Alright, now hold on here:

  • I'm not a communist, the queen would never allow it.
  • Meggings 8 months our of the year should never be hidden. If you're going to to wear them for that long, you should be putting them OVER your denim.
  • Being hit by cars is a pasttime hobby of my family, and you will do wwell not to mock it.
2/12/13 9:30 PM
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Reminds me of the terrible sports caster on tosh.O Phone Post
2/12/13 9:39 PM
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He is a good GOOD man mmm. mmm. mmm! Good man Joe, has the whole world on his side, but he's not doing it for them. *snap face turn eyes wild* HE'S DOING IT FOR HIMSELF. *throws headset at crowd, tangles neck in cord, breaks open forehead on stone column* Phone Post
2/12/13 9:41 PM
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"He's like the Wayne Gretzky of ice Hockey!"

Joe: "What?"

"I hear he plays on a men's league in between fights and is quite the star player"

Joe: "..."

"AND IT'S ALLLLLLLL OVER!!"

Joe: "You made me miss the fucking fight!"

"Now over to Joe!"

Joe: "Fuck you man..." Phone Post
2/12/13 9:48 PM
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paid killers?

I'm fucking telling on you.

2/12/13 9:50 PM
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Alright, now hold on here:

  • I'm not a communist, the queen would never allow it.
  • Meggings 8 months our of the year should never be hidden. If you're going to to wear them for that long, you should be putting them OVER your denim.
  • Being hit by cars is a pasttime hobby of my family, and you will do wwell not to mock it.

meggings?  up north we call 'em long johns.

although as i'm looking at it,  the term 'long johns' doesnt really sound more manly or anything.  well it does sound manly but in more of a "same sex attraction" kind of way.

2/12/13 9:52 PM
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2JupitersTooMany -  He is a good GOOD man mmm. mmm. mmm! Good man Joe, has the whole world on his side, but he's not doing it for them. *snap face turn eyes wild* HE'S DOING IT FOR HIMSELF. *throws headset at crowd, tangles neck in cord, breaks open forehead on stone column* Phone Post

i imagine this is what happens every single time they cut to commercial.

2/12/13 10:00 PM
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2/12/13 10:05 PM
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*bites pastrami sandwich*

Fing tha sfikes meh as amafine if hiv reash avanash

*swallows*

Sorrysorrysorry

*drinks 54-ounce Big Gulp Mr. Pibb*

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2/12/13 10:10 PM
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2/12/13 10:18 PM
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2/12/13 11:03 PM
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The Gumball Kid - The beautiful Josh Rosenthal our referee

the lovely Bruce Buffer...

this fight brought to you by Huffy Bicycles.  The only banana seats LONG enough to be in the octagon!  cover your nuts better than a steel thai cup!

back to you joe~

2/13/13 12:22 AM
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"Looks like he dropped the soap in a mexican prision joe"
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2/13/13 12:23 AM
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2JupitersTooMany -  He is a good GOOD man mmm. mmm. mmm! Good man Joe, has the whole world on his side, but he's not doing it for them. *snap face turn eyes wild* HE'S DOING IT FOR HIMSELF. *throws headset at crowd, tangles neck in cord, breaks open forehead on stone column* Phone Post

i imagine this is what happens every single time they cut to commercial.

Laughed to hard at this Phone Post
2/13/13 9:23 AM
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2/13/13 9:26 AM
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Legit LOLs

2/13/13 10:05 AM
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The banter on this thread has me giggling, and I don't use that term lightly.

Thank you yellow and unfilter.

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2/13/13 5:31 PM
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Zed Wayne Zed - Goldberg is the man.

Every time he is not calling a fight, I miss him.

Most of you have never called a high school volleyball game, mind you, a massive PPV, so maybe buck up on what it takes to do reads, and set up Rogan, and timing.....

Oh, and have a great voice.

Big fan.

that's my whole point, or at least i think that was my point

the point is, it's pointless; moot.

sure the job sounds easy until you're the joker in the hotseat; vision swimming, pulse racing, your flop sweat turning to ice in the cool shadow of powerful joe.

 

2/22/13 10:10 PM
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some might say goldie was in an enviable position today...


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