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6/28/13 1:37 PM
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Bobby Lupo - They are not kids. Americans, please stop being so disgusting. A dog is like a naked, hairy Iranian who runs around you house and puts his bare ass on the sofa. Would you let a man do this? No. So why a dog?

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6/28/13 1:39 PM
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Bobby Lupo - They are not kids. Americans, please stop being so disgusting. A dog is like a naked, hairy Iranian who runs around you house and puts his bare ass on the sofa. Would you let a man do this? No. So why a dog?

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My dog is my only friend!

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6/28/13 2:16 PM
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Bobby Lupo - They are not kids. Americans, please stop being so disgusting. A dog is like a naked, hairy Iranian who runs around you house and puts his bare ass on the sofa. Would you let a man do this? No. So why a dog?

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6/28/13 2:23 PM
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6/28/13 2:27 PM
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6/28/13 2:33 PM
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frostyturd - I've got two dogs inside and my house is immaculate. Takes some upkeep but that's what I signed up for when I decided to get them. The tradeoff, however, outweighs it a thousand fold. The level of unconditional love you receive from a dog simply doesn't exist in the human world. Phone Post
100% correct.

Lupo what the hell is wrong with you? Your parents must have gotten you hermit crabs instead. I get it..it must have been difficult to cuddle with crustaceans. Phone Post
6/28/13 2:39 PM
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6/28/13 2:41 PM
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Bobby Lupo - They are not kids. Americans, please stop being so disgusting. A dog is like a naked, hairy Iranian who runs around you house and puts his bare ass on the sofa. Would you let a man do this? No. So why a dog?

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VTFD.

I like my dog, more than I like my friends, and I like my friends.

6/28/13 2:51 PM
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funny how many, not all, dog owners t dislike humans for being "dumb selfish asshole humans" that dont give a shit about anyone but themselve

 

and then, at the same time, these same dog owners  list the reasons why dogs are more awesome than humans

- my dog loves ME

- my dog doesn't judge ME

- my dog makes ME feel special

- my dog greets ME when i get home

- my dog makes ME feel extraordinary

 

 

sooooooo....humans suck bc they are selfish assholes and yet lovers get a dog for purely selfish reasons, to fill a void in their lives and be acknowledged unconditionally and loved by a being that has no choice or doesnt know better


Lol many ? I've never heard anyone talk like that. Most people ya know just love dogs and maybe wanted to save ones life and get a friend. Put down the comic books, no one gets a dog because they have super villain delusions.

"worship and fear me oh canine minions !"
6/28/13 2:57 PM
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BeanMann - That could be a jailhouse t-shirt:

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6/28/13 2:57 PM
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My house it very clean and we have two dogs; one large, one huge. I would never think of leaving my animals outside. They are my babies.

They are always happy to see, can tell if I'm having a bad day, can tell when I'm sick, and best of all make me smile no matter how bad my day is.

This is an old picture when Dozer was much smaller.

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6/28/13 2:59 PM
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Bobby Lupo - A dog is bred into retardation. It does not love you. It NEEDS you. If you die in the house, the dog will eat you face. No discussion. I am right
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6/28/13 3:18 PM
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6/28/13 3:25 PM
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Ford10 - My house it very clean and we have two dogs; one large, one huge. I would never think of leaving my animals outside. They are my babies.

They are always happy to see, can tell if I'm having a bad day, can tell when I'm sick, and best of all make me smile no matter how bad my day is.

This is an old picture when Dozer was much smaller.

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cute dogs.  Is that a basset hound?

6/28/13 3:28 PM
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Lupo, what can I do to keep my dog from biting my face off?

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6/28/13 3:29 PM
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funny how many, not all, dog owners t dislike humans for being "dumb selfish asshole humans" that dont give a shit about anyone but themselve

 

and then, at the same time, these same dog owners  list the reasons why dogs are more awesome than humans

- my dog loves ME

- my dog doesn't judge ME

- my dog makes ME feel special

- my dog greets ME when i get home

- my dog makes ME feel extraordinary

 

 

sooooooo....humans suck bc they are selfish assholes and yet lovers get a dog for purely selfish reasons, to fill a void in their lives and be acknowledged unconditionally and loved by a being that has no choice or doesnt know better


Lol many ? I've never heard anyone talk like that. Most people ya know just love dogs and maybe wanted to save ones life and get a friend. Put down the comic books, no one gets a dog because they have super villain delusions.

"worship and fear me oh canine minions !"

i never said dog owners were villainous and contrived with their desire to have a dog

 

just read the words of that "man's best friend" poster someone posted on the first page as an example

"how many people can make you feel extraordinary?...how many people can make you feel rare and special"

 

 

Wouldn't you agree that the things I listed are very common reasons dog lovers give for loving dogs?

i personally like dogs, i just can't own one and i despise many of the bad dog owners around me

i've actually owned 2 GSDs during my childhood.....we all do things "for ourselves" and are "selfish" with our intents as humans

 

what im trying to point out are the crazies, many of whom post on this forum, that value dogs (not just their own dogs) over humans, in general,......but they fail to realize that their desire to have a dog is just as humanly selfish

6/28/13 3:33 PM
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Yes that is my 2 year basset! He's a big tard but his ears and feet make me laugh.
6/28/13 3:54 PM
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6/28/13 3:57 PM
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frostyturd -  I've got two dogs inside and my house is immaculate. Takes some upkeep but that's what I signed up for when I decided to get them. The tradeoff, however, outweighs it a thousand fold. The level of unconditional love you receive from a dog simply doesn't exist in the human world. Phone Post

by house do you mean RV?

Where I live we do not allow home owners to have dogs. Most here consider it very trashy.
No, I mean my $250,000 house in a great neighborhood. Phone Post
6/28/13 4:06 PM
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SonOfThePeepHole - Dogs inside homes is dirty as hell

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My dogs exit through a doggy door to shit and piss outside and i have zero carpet in my 8 bedroom mansion so i have no pet hair problems or smell. The only hair i usually see on the marble is from all the models that prance around naked. Phone Post 3.0
6/28/13 4:06 PM
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Rumblefish - our dogs sleep in our bed with us.

SUCK IT, OP!
Ya mine to. Puts his ass on my pillow. Same pillow I rest my head on while I fuck my 20 year old Gf who is hotter then you social rejects could fathom.

I love dogs and people. My dogs by my kid, he's my dog, and I love him for it. Phone Post 3.0
6/28/13 4:06 PM
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Rumblefish - our dogs sleep in our bed with us.

SUCK IT, OP!
Ya mine to. Puts his ass on my pillow. Same pillow I rest my head on while I fuck my 20 year old Gf who is hotter then you social rejects could fathom.

I love dogs and people. My dogs by my kid, he's my dog, and I love him for it. Phone Post 3.0
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6/28/13 4:27 PM
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I just voted down at least 10 fucktards for their ignorance and hate of treating your animal like a family member.

Has me wondering how many vote downs and voteups am I allowed to do per day now that I'm a blue name.


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6/28/13 4:30 PM
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Bobby Lupo - They are not kids. Americans, please stop being so disgusting. A dog is like a naked, hairy Iranian who runs around you house and puts his bare ass on the sofa. Would you let a man do this? No. So why a dog?

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6/28/13 4:46 PM
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dirt24d - I just voted down at least 10 fucktards for their ignorance and hate of treating your animal like a family member.

Has me wondering how many vote downs and voteups am I allowed to do per day now that I'm a blue name.


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Last I knew, blues got 50 votes per 24 hours.


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