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8/20/13 11:06 PM
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Jimmy Rustler
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edit

 

delete please

8/20/13 11:08 PM
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retired.

8/20/13 11:10 PM
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Your hymen shall retire, along with Cole Konrad
8/20/13 11:11 PM
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8/20/13 11:12 PM
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8/20/13 11:12 PM
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Jimmy Rustler
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thank you, voted up

8/20/13 11:14 PM
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You'll retire early. Like Cole Konrad. Phone Post 3.0
8/20/13 11:15 PM
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Have plenty of ice on hand to sit on afterwards
8/20/13 11:16 PM
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Rudi
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Retire her vagina Phone Post
8/20/13 11:16 PM
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Jimmy Rustler
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Serious replies only please

8/20/13 11:16 PM
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jerk it before the date

id say think of jessica alba, but you might launch too soon so just look at her.
8/20/13 11:18 PM
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How old are you? Several years of jacking it to porn without ever actually having sex could affect your ability to perform. Porn will set unrealistic expectations for you.

On the other hand, never fight your first battle with a full magazine in your rifle. Rub one out (or two) a few hours before go time. It might help you sell your lie that you're experienced.
8/20/13 11:20 PM
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Fuck her like miss piggy.

Stick it in her butt.

If you bust, lie and keep going.

Give em hell kid. Phone Post 3.0
8/20/13 11:20 PM
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neonbelly
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If you've been using internet porn before letting your brain experience actual sex you won't be able to achieve/maintain an erection.

Sorry.
8/20/13 11:21 PM
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Jimmy Rustler
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neonbelly - If you've been using internet porn before letting your brain experience actual sex you won't be able to achieve/maintain an erection.

Sorry.

thats where you are wrong

 

i had an erection when we were planning the damn thing

8/20/13 11:23 PM
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neonbelly
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uh huh, just wait.
8/20/13 11:24 PM
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Phone Post 3.0
8/20/13 11:30 PM
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Ooh so in Phone Post
8/20/13 11:31 PM
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Use desensitizing lube....seriously Phone Post 3.0
8/20/13 11:32 PM
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When u nut hurry to her face and shout Skeet Skeet Skeet they love that Phone Post
8/20/13 11:33 PM
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Rules, or say by to the green 8 Phone Post
8/20/13 11:35 PM
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Coming is going to happen no doubt about it.
Only you can control when that happens though, try to remember that!
Lick her pussy first and try to get her all worked up!
Erogenous zones should always be given plenty of attention!
Kiss her behind the ears and on the neck, it will fire her up for sure!
Orgasms are a lot tougher for a woman to achieve than it is for a man so be prepared to put in some work!
Never be afraid to talk during sex, dirty talk can spice things up a bit and break some of the tension!
Raw dogging her might lead to pregnancy or diseases so wear a jimmy, Jimmy!
Ass play isn't necessarily something that everyone enjoys but if she is into it don't hesitate to dive in!
Doggy style will allow you penetrate her more deeply which will likely be more pleasurable for the both of you! Phone Post 3.0
8/20/13 11:35 PM
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YES Phone Post 3.0
8/20/13 11:35 PM
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How old are you? Phone Post
8/20/13 11:37 PM
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Lol @ people that dont remember the rustler. Phone Post

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