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8/20/13 11:37 PM
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Jimmy Rustler
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The Loge - Coming is going to happen no doubt about it.
Only you can control when that happens though, try to remember that!
Lick her pussy first and try to get her all worked up!
Erogenous zones should always be given plenty of attention!
Kiss her behind the ears and on the neck, it will fire her up for sure!
Orgasms are a lot tougher for a woman to achieve than it is for a man so be prepared to put in some work!
Never be afraid to talk during sex, dirty talk can spice things up a bit and break some of the tension!
Raw dogging her might lead to pregnancy or diseases so wear a jimmy, Jimmy!
Ass play isn't necessarily something that everyone enjoys but if she is into it don't hesitate to dive in!
Doggy style will allow you penetrate her more deeply which will likely be more pleasurable for the both of you! Phone Post 3.0

Thanks, voted up.

8/20/13 11:38 PM
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Fucking in. Phone Post
8/20/13 11:38 PM
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Jimmy Rustler
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TripleBlue Kung-Fu Tiger -  How old are you? Phone Post

Older than 19, younger than 25....

 

 

8/20/13 11:39 PM
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The Loge - Coming is going to happen no doubt about it.
Only you can control when that happens though, try to remember that!
Lick her pussy first and try to get her all worked up!
Erogenous zones should always be given plenty of attention!
Kiss her behind the ears and on the neck, it will fire her up for sure!
Orgasms are a lot tougher for a woman to achieve than it is for a man so be prepared to put in some work!
Never be afraid to talk during sex, dirty talk can spice things up a bit and break some of the tension!
Raw dogging her might lead to pregnancy or diseases so wear a jimmy, Jimmy!
Ass play isn't necessarily something that everyone enjoys but if she is into it don't hesitate to dive in!
Doggy style will allow you penetrate her more deeply which will likely be more pleasurable for the both of you! Phone Post 3.0

Whoa, keep it at Sex 101 level, son.

Level 4 Cockulus is for next semester.
8/20/13 11:39 PM
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Barbasol
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35/40 on the IDOHARM scale.

8/10 on normal scale. Phone Post 3.0
8/20/13 11:39 PM
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8/20/13 11:39 PM
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Jimmy Rustler -
The Loge - Coming is going to happen no doubt about it.
Only you can control when that happens though, try to remember that!
Lick her pussy first and try to get her all worked up!
Erogenous zones should always be given plenty of attention!
Kiss her behind the ears and on the neck, it will fire her up for sure!
Orgasms are a lot tougher for a woman to achieve than it is for a man so be prepared to put in some work!
Never be afraid to talk during sex, dirty talk can spice things up a bit and break some of the tension!
Raw dogging her might lead to pregnancy or diseases so wear a jimmy, Jimmy!
Ass play isn't necessarily something that everyone enjoys but if she is into it don't hesitate to dive in!
Doggy style will allow you penetrate her more deeply which will likely be more pleasurable for the both of you! Phone Post 3.0

Thanks, voted up.

Any time! :) Phone Post 3.0
8/20/13 11:40 PM
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Jimmy Rustler -
TripleBlue Kung-Fu Tiger -  How old are you? Phone Post

Older than 19, younger than 25....

 

 

So is it the virginity of your anus you're going to lose? Phone Post
8/20/13 11:44 PM
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IDOHARM - I've got a hotel room if you need one, I'll hold the legs. Phone Post 3.0
Haha Phone Post 3.0
8/20/13 11:45 PM
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Take lots of pics Phone Post 3.0
8/20/13 11:46 PM
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So she has had sex 2 times or with 2 different guys? If only 2 times that sounds weird. When i started having sex i was doing it all the time. Sounds odd she stopped after twice. Or else shes a lying whore and had sex 100 times. Welcome back Jimmy!
8/20/13 11:47 PM
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KJ! - Jimmy make sure you caress her body and make sure you give her goosebumps. Run your fingers slowly on her skin. Make sure she gets real wet. Soft and juicy.

Play some soft r and b music kiss her gently.

Then smash. Phone Post 3.0
I'm all yours Phone Post 3.0
8/20/13 11:47 PM
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Good luck Rustler, seriously.

Just a heads up though man, its nothing like a porno, esp not your first time.
8/20/13 11:48 PM
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This is just getting retarded.

- Love Homegrowncone

8/20/13 11:48 PM
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Jimmy Rustler
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ShoreBreaker420 - Take lots of pics Phone Post 3.0

who do you think you are? all youve done is bully me ever since i started coming on to this forum

leave my thread, you arent welcome

8/20/13 11:49 PM
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Sleep with one eye open... Gripping your pillow tight.
8/20/13 11:50 PM
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IronHands - 
The Loge - Coming is going to happen no doubt about it.
Only you can control when that happens though, try to remember that!
Lick her pussy first and try to get her all worked up!
Erogenous zones should always be given plenty of attention!
Kiss her behind the ears and on the neck, it will fire her up for sure!
Orgasms are a lot tougher for a woman to achieve than it is for a man so be prepared to put in some work!
Never be afraid to talk during sex, dirty talk can spice things up a bit and break some of the tension!
Raw dogging her might lead to pregnancy or diseases so wear a jimmy, Jimmy!
Ass play isn't necessarily something that everyone enjoys but if she is into it don't hesitate to dive in!
Doggy style will allow you penetrate her more deeply which will likely be more pleasurable for the both of you! Phone Post 3.0

Whoa, keep it at Sex 101 level, son.

Level 4 Cockulus is for next semester.

Ha!

Voted up in spirit for making me laugh, already used my alloted (lowly mud here...) for the day otherwise you'de get it.
8/20/13 11:51 PM
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8/20/13 11:53 PM
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Jimmy Rustler -
ShoreBreaker420 - Take lots of pics Phone Post 3.0

who do you think you are? all youve done is bully me ever since i started coming on to this forum

leave my thread, you arent welcome

Phone Post 3.0
8/20/13 11:55 PM
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Rudi - Lol @ people that dont remember the rustler. Phone Post
this. I'm new here and I know who the Rustler is. Legend. Phone Post 3.0
8/20/13 11:56 PM
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Two words: Icy-fuckin'-Hot.

Right before you get down to business just excuse yourself to the bathroom and lather up the old twig-n-berries.  It will desensitize you enough to really perform like a champ and because it's an anti-inflammatory it will keep her genitals from clamping up and shutting down as often happens when women are faced with more man than they can handle.  Plus, if you use enough, you might both notice very subtle cooling/warming sensations that will just put the whole experience over the top and really make for a truly unforgettable night.

As if that isn't enough reason to use it, when you break down in tears afterward you can play it off like you're not crying and tell her you just accidentally rubbed a bunch of it in your eye.  

8/20/13 11:58 PM
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I agree with rubbing one out before you go get it. But dont do it right before you meet up. Sex won't seem as important. Phone Post
8/21/13 12:00 AM
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Jimmy Rustler -
ShoreBreaker420 - Take lots of pics Phone Post 3.0

who do you think you are? all youve done is bully me ever since i started coming on to this forum

leave my thread, you arent welcome

This is why you take such a thrashing around here. Glad to see you're back so I can laugh at your expense! Anyway condoms are for pussies so make sure you don't wear one. Oh and blow it inside her feels a lot better! Phone Post 3.0
8/21/13 12:00 AM
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8/21/13 12:07 AM
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Jimmy Rustler -

I am actually losing my virginity tomorrow (yeah i know pretty ironic since i made that beta thread a long time ago)..

 

anyway its all planned, the girl is not really eye candy so shes not really that good looking and she could probably lose a few pounds (she isnt overweight, just a bit chubby), and her face is a solid 5/10. but hey its sex. and im not good looking either or fit so its fair. (this is her 3rd time) and I told her i've had sex several times before which is not true lol.

ive seen enough porn to not be nervous about this, its not like im going in there with zero knowledge.

but yeah, tell me anything. I will update with how it goes tomorrow.

 

any tips or advice will be appreciated.. and if ur going to post anything about cole konrad, i won't hesitate to report u for spam.

Dude, is her name sam? Phone Post

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