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10/18/13 3:58 AM
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Would a fighter get disqualified for kissing an opponent? What it a fighter like Chael took down Vanderlei and kissed him on the cheak to try and piss him off/get him off his game plan would that be illegal? Phone Post 3.0
10/18/13 4:25 AM
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would it be against the rules, if I, as a live spectator, masturbated while kissing ensued in the octagon?

10/18/13 4:26 AM
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RUSRedDevil - Would a fighter get disqualified for kissing an opponent? What it a fighter like Chael took down Vanderlei and kissed him on the cheak to try and piss him off/get him off his game plan would that be illegal? Phone Post 3.0
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10/18/13 4:44 AM
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RUSRedDevil - Would a fighter get disqualified for kissing an opponent? What it a fighter like Chael took down Vanderlei and kissed him on the cheak to try and piss him off/get him off his game plan would that be illegal? Phone Post 3.0
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Lol damn iPad should of caught that! Phone Post 3.0
10/18/13 4:52 AM
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Where are we talking? Would it be sexual harassment? Would that be just in the work place or could you argue that it's public so it's criminal harassment? Phone Post 3.0
10/18/13 4:58 AM
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Chael doesn't kiss dudes, he's a republican. Phone Post
10/18/13 4:59 AM
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10/18/13 5:05 AM
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HE KISSED ME ON THE MOUTH LIKE A HOMOSEXUAL. I AINT A HOMOSEXUAL. Phone Post 3.0
10/18/13 5:05 AM
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Diazed And Confused - HE KISSED ME ON THE MOUTH LIKE A HOMOSEXUAL. I AINT A HOMOSEXUAL. Phone Post 3.0
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10/18/13 5:15 AM
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Diazed And Confused - HE KISSED ME ON THE MOUTH LIKE A HOMOSEXUAL. I AINT A HOMOSEXUAL. Phone Post 3.0
Hilarious Pride quip, good chap! VU for the historical reference Phone Post 3.0

First of all...you quoted Heath wrong.

And second..what?did you vote YOURSELF up?
10/18/13 5:21 AM
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Aha hahahaha Phone Post 3.0
10/18/13 5:22 AM
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Diazed And Confused - HE KISSED ME ON THE MOUTH LIKE A HOMOSEXUAL. I AINT A HOMOSEXUAL. Phone Post 3.0
Hilarious Pride quip, good chap! VU for the historical reference Phone Post 3.0

First of all...you quoted Heath wrong.

And second..what?did you vote YOURSELF up?
I used to be schizophrenic but were better now! Phone Post 3.0
10/18/13 5:24 AM
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Diazed And Confused - HE KISSED ME ON THE MOUTH LIKE A HOMOSEXUAL. I AINT A HOMOSEXUAL. Phone Post 3.0
Hilarious Pride quip, good chap! VU for the historical reference Phone Post 3.0

First of all...you quoted Heath wrong.

And second..what?did you vote YOURSELF up?

the old multiple account fail

10/18/13 5:25 AM
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Diazed And Confused - HE KISSED ME ON THE MOUTH LIKE A HOMOSEXUAL. I AINT A HOMOSEXUAL. Phone Post 3.0
Hilarious Pride quip, good chap! VU for the historical reference Phone Post 3.0
You quoted Heath wrong, by the way dude.

And you can't vote yourself up, wtf? Phone Post 3.0
10/18/13 5:27 AM
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Diazed And Confused - HE KISSED ME ON THE MOUTH LIKE A HOMOSEXUAL. I AINT A HOMOSEXUAL. Phone Post 3.0
Hilarious Pride quip, good chap! VU for the historical reference Phone Post 3.0

First of all...you quoted Heath wrong.

And second..what?did you vote YOURSELF up?

the old multiple account fail

Lol Phone Post 3.0
10/18/13 5:27 AM
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Diazed And Confused - HE KISSED ME ON THE MOUTH LIKE A HOMOSEXUAL. I AINT A HOMOSEXUAL. Phone Post 3.0
Hilarious Pride quip, good chap! VU for the historical reference Phone Post 3.0

First of all...you quoted Heath wrong.

And second..what?did you vote YOURSELF up?

the old multiple account fail

Lol Phone Post 3.0
Great use of lol buddy you're the coolest! Phone Post 3.0
10/18/13 5:31 AM
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Diazed And Confused - HE KISSED ME ON THE MOUTH LIKE A HOMOSEXUAL. I AINT A HOMOSEXUAL. Phone Post 3.0
Hilarious Pride quip, good chap! VU for the historical reference Phone Post 3.0

First of all...you quoted Heath wrong.

And second..what?did you vote YOURSELF up?

the old multiple account fail

Lol Phone Post 3.0
Great use of lol buddy you're the coolest! Phone Post 3.0
Great guy! Phone Post 3.0
10/18/13 5:32 AM
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How about if someone answers the question?

In all seriousness, what if there was a fighter who's gimmick was to take guys down during a fight and start kissing them. I know Dana would throw a fit, but would it be illegal?
10/18/13 5:33 AM
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Tickle Monster would be a legit nickname. Phone Post
10/18/13 7:08 AM
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Diazed And Confused - HE KISSED ME ON THE MOUTH LIKE A HOMOSEXUAL. I AINT A HOMOSEXUAL. Phone Post 3.0

Reminded me of this old classic:

http://youtu.be/yWfetF1jCO4?t=18s
10/18/13 8:22 AM
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After thoroughly searching the Unified Rules, as long you keep the saliva minimal (no spitting), kissing appears to be sanctioned. This does not apply to pre-fight actions such as Nakao kissing Herring, where non-consensual kissing is technically a form of assault and thus Herring had the right to defend himself (thus a No Contest was the appropriate call).

However, once a fight has started, it appears to be totally fine. In fact, since the "no going into orifices" rule is limited to fingers, you can even slip your opponent some tongue.

10/18/13 8:58 AM
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RUSRedDevil - Would a fighter get disqualified for kissing an opponent? What it a fighter like Chael took down Vanderlei and kissed him on the cheak to try and piss him off/get him off his game plan would that be illegal? Phone Post 3.0
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Lol damn iPad should of caught that! Phone Post 3.0
Lol. Something tells me your particular iPad has given up. Phone Post
10/18/13 9:08 AM
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Kissing your opponent worked out well in this fight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhGfh0W8t80

10/18/13 9:27 AM
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You take your opponent down, and while passing guard, holding him down, you slip a bit of tounge in the opponents ear or suckle his lobe a little.

Illegal? Phone Post
10/18/13 10:15 AM
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would it be against the rules, if I, as a live spectator, masturbated while kissing ensued in the octagon?


VTUP sir.


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