One of the things that helps you get through tough times is to say "It could be worse, I could be ____."
For example, what ever is going on today - barring serious illness, or war - it could be worse, you could be James. His 30-year-old wife Whitney has some issues including drinking ("She is on probation for a DUI"), avoiding therapy ("She showed up 10 minutes late and left."), and, well, see below.
The accents place the couple in the American south, possibly Florida.
The story does have a happy ending. Jim has called it a day. He reports that he knew it was truly over when she unfriended him on FB.
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