A gentleman being arrested in Australia offers a gently delivered avalanche of one liners, including:
"Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest."
"Get your hand of my penissss!"
"On what charge, eating a meal, a succulent Chinese meal."
"Oh, that's a nice headlock sir. Ah yes, I see you know your Judo well. Good one."
"And you sir. Are you waiting to receive my limp penis?"
"Tata and farewell."
The footage dates from the 1970s, in Brisbane. The gentleman in question, Paul Dozsa, did for 40 years go from restaurant to restaurant and hotel to hotel etc paying with bad checks and otherwise avoiding the tab. He did so so frequently that he claimed to be the world recod holder in it.
Dozsa was a chef, lover of fine food and French champagne, restaurant authority, Australian Over 60 Chess Champion 2002, and believed himself to be the hapless, long-term research subject for Warsaw Pact mind control implant experiments.
He passed away in Oct 2003.
Yah, this is the reason you can't pay for a meal in a restaurant with checks...
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