Louisiana city makes twerking illegal - 30 days - first offense

 

DeQuincy, LA — The dance craze twerking has become such a problem in the small town of DeQuincy, Louisiana that city officials have made it illegal.

Maynard Wilkens who is the Mayor of DeQuincy spoke to CNN about the ban on twerking that takes effect at midnight. “Twerking is a defiant act against Jesus and his teachings. The rest of the country can keep their heads in the sand about this sexual act before marriage, but not the great city of DeQuincy,” Wilkens said.

“We will still allow dancing in DeQuincy, just no jigglin’, shakin’ and ‘dry humping’ anywhere in our city limits.”

Bobby Joe Williams who is the sheriff in the town told reporters about the penalties for those caught twerking. “First time offenders will receive a mandatory 30 days in the county jail. After that it will be a much harsher punishment,” Williams said. “We are not taking this matter lightly. There ain’t gonna be no twerkin’ in my city, not no more.”

24-year-old DeQuincy resident Brandon Adams told reporters he does not agree with the new law. “There is nothing to do in this town, seriously. Twerking is all us kids had left and now they’re taking it away from us,” Adams said. “I don’t see what the big deal is. At least we weren’t out causing trouble, sniffing glue and breaking stuff. I guess we’ll now have to go back to doing that.”

Twerking is a type of dancing in which the dancer, usually a woman, shakes her hips up-and-down in a bouncing motion, causing the dancer’s buttocks to shake, ‘wobble’ and ‘jiggle’ in a sexually provocative manner. The origins of twerking are unknown but were recently made popular by Miley Cyrus and Robin Thicke‘s performance at the MTV VMAs last month.

The town of DeQuincy has a population of 3,398 as of the 2000 census. DeQuincy is part of the Lake Charles Metropolitan Statistical Area. So far state officials in Louisiana have yet to make a formal statement concerning the ban on twerking in DeQuincy.


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Mihow site profile image  

9/18/13 3:01 PM by Mihow

This is like out of a 70s newspaper is this real?!

Burt Reynoldz site profile image  

9/18/13 2:32 PM by Burt Reynoldz

Dequincy's website says that the mayors name is Lawrence Henagan.

Somerville Bad Boy site profile image  

9/18/13 2:26 PM by Somerville Bad Boy

It's fake. Completely made up

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9/18/13 2:07 PM by MrFluffyHippo

Nobody puts baby in a corner!!

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9/18/13 1:56 PM by bakobell

Pictures of you weeping?

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9/18/13 1:41 PM by jdindiana

Lol, first thought

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9/18/13 1:25 PM by LittleJoeMama

Don't mess with sheriff Bobby Joe Williams!

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9/18/13 1:24 PM by OnlyTheStrongSurvive

Has to be a joke but hilarious either way.

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9/18/13 1:12 PM by mdrndaysamurai

Definitely a joke.

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9/18/13 1:06 PM by BTT-RyannVonDoom

Good.