OG advice on pregnancy

 

NinjaDMP
Member Since: 12/16/08
Posts: 550
Well og, my new wife of two weeks and I have decided to ruin our lives and have a kid.
What do I need to know? Good pre natal vits? What foods should she be eating?
I'm pretty good at dropping my seed, so I got that going for me.

elpadrino
It will be awesome; however, you are a male and, as a result, can never get pregnant.

BigEyedFish
wife did an ovulation test. we did it that day. now she is preggers. first shot.
my advice is to have supersperm like I do
let me know if anyone needs me to impregnate their wives.

Hocky Balboa
Keep it out of the butt.
Seriously though, keep it out of the butt.

Count Cohiba
Just wait for the Titty Fairy to make his delivery.

Ridgeback
1.  She should be checking her mucus for maximum fertility.
2.  You come first.
3.   She should lay with a pillow under her legs to keep all the baby batter in for about 30 minutes after.
4.  Consider buying a product called pre-seed as well.
Don't mess around with this stuff.  Some couples try for years and have no luck.  It can actually be very hard to pull off once you start trying.

Hippie Ripper
Hold on a minute friend. My wife and I were together for 3 years, married for 8 before we started trying. We traveled, bought a house, went to University, had sex whenever, wherever....... Now we have a 7 year old and 3 year old, boy and girl and I am so grateful that we had those years WITHOUT kids to prepare us for our new lives WITH our children.... I am just suggesting that if you are wanting to be with this woman for 50+ years you might want to pace out the major events.
But....you should prepare by sleeping a whole lot because when kids arrive that's fuckin over

GSP24
How old are you? If she's not 40 you don't need shit. Just plug away everyday until it happens. Enjoy being married.

Ryan Dunphy
There isn't much to it. Just don't let her get overweight. GD is not a good thing. Beat bet is to follow visits and don't make such a big deal out of it. There is no reason for couples pregnancy photo shoots.

molsonmanMy wife liked the chewable prenatal vitamins. She would keep them in the freezer to help them taste better.
Aquasize will be helpful when she is further along.

Devin Ratray's gf
During pregnancy: Fun bags will be bigger. She will want more sex. You can bust inside her for 9 months and not worry. Breast milk is surprisingly good and fun during sex.
After pregnancy: No more busting inside of her without worrying. Fun bags will change :( Be prepared for half (or less) the sex you were getting before. Your sleep will be cut by 60%. Your child will change your life for the better :) congrats,fren.

Eggbert
If you try hard enough you should be able to convince her that you can make anal babies

QuinTheEskimo
It isn't a terribly complicated process man, just spend a year not worrying about contraceptives and see where it gets you. It seems like everyone who tries to force it winds up stressing out the chick which somehow makes her less fertile.

DeathByTriangle
Babycenter.com for all your "trying to get pregnant" "what to do/avoid" and "day by day pregnancy" info...
just start banging. It's really not that difficult. Be psycho about calendars and mucus only if you've been trying for a while with no success. Just start fucking and releasing the seed.
She should start taking a prenatal vitamin NOW before you conceive. They're all pretty much the same. No need to go nuts spending on the most expensive. BUT, try to pick a prenatal with DHA or buy the omega -3 supplements separate (I recommend vegetarian omega-3/Algal oil because theres way less contamination and mercury risk).
If not already exercising, now is generally not the time to start (unless you don't think she'll et pregnant immediately. If for some reason you think it'll take awhile then start). If she does get preggo instantly and wants to exercise, wait until second trimester.
Fuck the person that said dont let her eat ice cream all day. Each pregnancy is EXTREMELY different and you might be thankin your lucky stars if ice cream is the only food she can even keep down for the first few months. Generally, a healthy diet of fresh fruits and veggies, lean meats (Avoid fish high in mercury. But don't cut fish out altogether.. Salmon excellent source of DHA), no lunch meats, limit processed shit, no sushi or raw undercooked foods, stay away from litter boxes. Blah blah, all the healthy things to eat but it'll come down to what she can tolerate.
Dont go nuts buying ANYTHING for the baby until 1) after you've had a baby shower and 2) you've talked to others to confirm what's not worth buying (ex: diaper genie, changing table)
MOST IMPORTANTLY... DO NOT TAKE PREGNANCY TESTS EVERY WEEK ONCE YOU START TRYING. This chemical pregnancy/miscarriage rate is extremely high in the first few weeks and you don't want to set yourself up for disappointment. Wait until after the 1st trimester is over as a just i ncase to tell people because nothing is worse then telling telling the world then having to tell them all later that you lost it.
Breastfeed.

Barbasol OOTFFTT
Just time out her fertility and fuck. If that isn't working then start trying other stuff. My wife and I have 3 kids and didn't do anything other then she let me lay on top of her for 30 seconds and I rolled off.
If she makes this a task the pressure could delay the whole thing

molsonman
Breast feeding is the best option but don't let people bully your wife into doing it, the nurses at the hospital get the nastiest about this subject. She will experience a lot of pressure about breast feeding if she goes to prenatal groups or has a lot of contact with self proclaimed experts. If you find your child is not getting enough breast milk to get her weight up don't be afraid to supplement with formula.
My wife had a C-section so it takes longer for the breast milk to come in. My daughter was nonstop screaming out of control the 2nd day and night at the hospital. The nurses kept trying to force my wife to do nothing but give breast but it wasn't working. Eventually the only reasonable nurse on the staff brought formula,it was in our birth plan but the other nurses were not cooperating, my daughter downed the 60ml bottle and went to sleep.
At home it was always breast first and then a top up with formula if she needed it.

cheesesteak
Figure out when she ovulates according to her period. there are charts out there on the web that can help you figure out which days after her period she is most fertile.
On those days fuck her doggie ass up and face down and blow huge loads in there and have her stay in that position a few minutes after you jizz in her. She shall be preggers in no time.

jefft73
Oh, and if you go to pregnancy classes find an excuse to leave the room when they show the woman giving birth.
My wife and I just found out that she is with child. We wanted to be, as we are both 32 and will be married for 4 years, early next year. We were trying and she was timing and studying her cycles and temperature and enzymes and all kinds of science stuff. All I did was bust.
I too, experienced some kind of performance anxiety. Don't jack it. Save your swimmers. That's it.


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11/25/13 12:11 AM by joeythehulk

My wife and I just found out that she is with child. We wanted to be, as we are both 32 and will be married for 4 years, early next year. We were trying and she was timing and studying her cycles and temperature and enzymes and all kinds of science stuff. All I did was bust. I too, experienced some kind of performance anxiety. Don't jack it. Save your swimmers. That's it.

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11/24/13 11:15 PM by Ridgeback

LOL.  I've heard that about Mexican gals as well.  

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11/24/13 5:08 PM by Garzilla

For our first kid, I did what I called "The Swim-Fast Plan." Load up on Vitamin E and chocolate milk. The second kid came from pull and pray.

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11/24/13 3:47 PM by DeathByTriangle

  Your understanding is correct   well, decreases the effectiveness   

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11/24/13 3:40 PM by Festus

Thought this was best

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11/24/13 3:40 PM by garythekid

"It can actually be very hard to pull off once you start trying."Not if she's Puerto Rican...

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11/24/13 3:37 PM by jefft73

Probably normal, you're worrying to much about the pressure. Or if you are on a med like Paxil or something, that makes it damn near impossible

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11/24/13 3:32 PM by Festus

And only when I know she is ovulating do I have trouble. Its like im thinking gotta finish gotta finish intead of just doing it. Damn those ovulating piss strips

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11/24/13 3:32 PM by cheesesteak

Figure out when she ovulates according to her period. there are charts out there on the web that can help you figure out which days after her period she is most fertile.On those days fuck her doggie ass up and face down and blow huge loads in there and have her stay in that position a few minutes after you jizz in her. She shall be preggers in no time.

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11/24/13 3:30 PM by jefft73

Oh, and if you go to pregnancy classes find an excuse to leave the room when they show the woman giving birth.