Man live tweets in flight feud on USAirways with mean lady


You ever get stuck on a plane near a jerk and wish you could expose the jackass or janeass to the world. That happened to Elan Gale, and bless his soul, he did it.

elan gale @theyearofelan
producer of ABC's The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, and Bachelor Pad. director of Looking for Lenny. very indoorsy.
los angeles ·

Our flight is delayed. A woman on here is very upset because she has Thanksgiving plans. She is the only one obviously. Praying for her

She's telling the flight attendants that it is Thanksgiving. She wants them to know she wants to have dinner with her family

The male flight attendant said "I understand ma'am. I'm looking forward to seeing my family too." She responded "This isn't about you"

Her family is very important to her, she says. Her family has a special recipe for stuffing. She needs to be there to help. It is crucial

She has a connecting flight. Why doesn't anyone understand she has a connecting flight? Why do people not understand her needs?

"Today is Thanksgiving! I'm supposed to be with my family. NOT with you people I barely know!"

She had to sit down because we took off. She has been muttering "about DAMN time" and I can hear her breathing from 5 rows back

I sent the lady a glass of wine and a note

She's pushing her call button a lot

The male flight attendant is giving me the "let's just pretend this never happened" face. Shaking his head a lot

He gave me two little bottles of vodka but he won't hand them to her. He says I have to do it myself

Oh my God I did it I walked as if I was going to the bathroom and I leaned over and put them on her tray table and walked away Oh my God

She just stared at me like REALLY hard. She was breathing through her teeth and I think she just couldn't believe I was doing that

I'm not going to lie I am shaking this is so terrifying she is so angry at me it's kind of incredible

I don't really know what to do now I'm afraid to get out of my seat. This is like being on a roller coaster I'm scared and super excited

The male flight attendant just handed me a note from 7A

This means war

Well I don't know what I'm going to so next but I've got two hours left on this flight and I'm going to retaliate

Diane is in her late 40s or early 50s. She is wearing mom jeans and a studded belt and she is wearing a medical mask over her idiot face

@USAirwaysHelp hi I find a passenger on one of your planes to be annoying. If I give you money will you remove her? I want to buy her seat

I cannot believe there are "Diane" apologists in this world. You're with me or you're against me!

I'm writing a note as we speak

I'm considering balling it up and putting it in my mouth and spitting it into her tray table as I walk by but I haven't decided yet

I just walked by her and said "I'll be back shortly." Then I stopped and took this picture and smiled at her

I have delivered the note

I can hear her breathing

I have received a response from 7A

I am working on my response at the moment

Diane has received yet another note from me. She does not look pleased #7A #TeamElan #DianeCanEatMyD

Landing in 15 minutes!

I have landed in Phoenix. No sight of authorities yet

Well, "Diane" just slapped me

I'm on my connecting flight to LAX now. I will update you guys as soon as I have wifi. Thanks for the support #TeamElan

Okay guys I'm up in the air. Here's how it all played out...

When I got off the plane I waited for her at the gate. I was holding another note in my hand and I was going to give it to her. She walked right up to me and slapped me immediately in the face.

The gate agent for the next flight actually grabbed her and held her back. He asked me if I wanted to have the airport police come over

I said no

She turned to the gate agent and said "Am I going to make my flight to Sacramento?"

He said "no"

And I said "No. It's okay. I understand. But I do have a note for her." And I handed it to her and I walked away

The note said...

"Diane, allow me to introduce myself. I am TheYearOfElan..."

"Look me up online. Read every tweet. Read every response. And maybe next time you'll be nice to people who are just trying to help"

Love, Elan

Oh, one more thing. Diane, if you're reading this, my mother has a message for you #TeamElan

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Arecsa site profile image  

11/29/13 9:25 PM by Arecsa

Diane is a cunt, WAR ELAN!

Russ site profile image  

11/29/13 9:12 PM by Russ

lol you get my VU tomorrow

I_lov3_JUSTIN_BIEBER site profile image  

11/29/13 8:59 PM by I_lov3_JUSTIN_BIEBER

If what he said is true about how shape acted with the attendants, she deserved all of this.

I delivered U site profile image  

11/29/13 8:57 PM by I delivered U


jasonhightower site profile image  

11/29/13 8:51 PM by jasonhightower


TheEssence site profile image  

11/29/13 8:48 PM by TheEssence


DreamerMMA site profile image  

11/29/13 8:47 PM by DreamerMMA

Didn't know there was another thread on this.

ku3mm3t site profile image  

11/29/13 8:47 PM by ku3mm3t


ChuckManson site profile image  

11/29/13 8:46 PM by ChuckManson

"Plane" asshole IMO

DreamerMMA site profile image  

11/29/13 8:45 PM by DreamerMMA

You have to follow the link to really get the whole story, the photos I posted were just a small part of it.  Most of it is the guy tweeting.   He was handing the woman these notes on the plane.