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4/3/07 5:02 PM
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yarzy1
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Wow, I had a prius, drive a camry, wife has a volvo and I really want a Porsche. I must be a HUGE asshole!
4/3/07 5:04 PM
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"corvette = beautiful piece of american made machinery." most likely driven by an asshole I own a Corvette! I Drive a Corvette! I am a total ASSHOLE!
4/3/07 5:22 PM
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"Ummm.....excuse me?" You've never heard this joke?: "What's the difference between a horse and a Porsche?" "With the horse, the asshole is on the outside."
4/3/07 5:57 PM
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""What's the difference between a horse and a Porsche?" "With the horse, the asshole is on the outside." Better version: What's the difference between a BMW (or Porsche) and a porcupine? With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
4/3/07 6:03 PM
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Happy Persian New Year, Canuck!
4/3/07 6:09 PM
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it seems the way you determine if the person in the car is an asshole, is if he is driving a car you can't afford
4/4/07 1:32 PM
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lol@ brettbjj projecting on everyone on this thread. Putting aside the way people actually drive (which is what I thought this thread was supposed to be based on), there are also vehicles that are "de facto" douche. It's not that people who drive them tend to be douches... it's just that I judge the drivers to be douches on the basis of the fact that they own/drive that vehicle. Two of them would be: - any "lowered" pickup truck (can be found in Alberta, and possibly also in the American Midwest), usually brightly coloured with custom stereo. - any vehicle that has those shiny rims that keep spinning when you brake.
4/4/07 1:34 PM
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Jaguar.
4/4/07 1:40 PM
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I like Jags. Too bad their engines suck.
4/4/07 1:46 PM
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Here in Ohio it's the Riceboy crowd. You know the type. Their car has a 1.8 litre engine....smaller than my 2 litre pop...They stick on some HUGE fucking wing..then some fartbox of an exhaust...and they think they are king shit. Mind you, they don't do a damn thing to thier engines. Just pretty decals, a wing and a coffee can for a muffler!
4/4/07 1:55 PM
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Prius drivers are indeed self-righteous fucks. Cocks drive Porsches.
4/4/07 2:09 PM
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Huge lifted trucks win this contest HANDS DOWN...
4/4/07 5:12 PM
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Anyone who puts those goddamn stupid 'bullet hole' stickers all over their vehicle.
4/4/07 6:06 PM
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"I like Jags. Too bad their engines suck. " How can you say the engines suck, the 4.2 litre supercharged jag V8 is one of the greatest engines in history
4/4/07 6:26 PM
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90% of us consider ourselves to be better than average drivers.Explain the math on that one. Apparently at least that percentage think that their car makes them less of an asshole than other guy.j/k Ford Ranger pickup=must be an asshole car 'cause there's one parked out front. ;) If I had a new Corvette it would make me less of an asshole because I would be happier going from place to place. Harder to be an asshole when I'm happy.
4/4/07 6:28 PM
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I drive a Saab.
4/4/07 6:33 PM
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any Italian sports car

 Rarely do you actually drive it. They're junk and don't run. Pretty in the garage though.

Also, I drive a 996 convertible and every one of you is jealous.  

4/4/07 6:36 PM
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"If I had a new Corvette it would make me less of an asshole because I would be happier going from place to place. Harder to be an asshole when I'm happy. " until your self-righteous ass got behind someone in a jalopey going a li'l slower than you, and keeping you from all your much more important affairs. you'd probably be doubly pissed that someone has the nerve to even share the same road as you with their hooptie....
4/4/07 7:20 PM
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IMO Soccer moms driving the biggest SUV around. Suburbans, Excursions, Expeditions. ect... They drive like shit dont pay attention, will pull out in front of you. Switch lanes w.o looking. Drive too slow, always on the cell phone and then act like your in the wrong. FUCKING BITCHES. Guys dont buy your wifey the biggest truck out there, they cant normally handle it. Monster truck, lifted truck dipshits. You have these idiots everywhere, even in the city giant trucks, lifted 3 ft high, huge wheels, take up 2 parking spots always. Cruise around way to fast. These guys are usually dumb fucks, who must be compensating for something. Sportster guys/girls. Think they are so cool can drive sport cars, luxoury cars. ricers, suv's ect.. Guys who are thinking they are the shit. Even dumb fuck guys who live in the ghetto and have a dumb car and trick it out. Then drive around like they are in entourage or soem shit. You know on the headset cellphone, yelling on the phone about business or some stuid shit. With there music all loud. YELLING LOOK AT ME
4/4/07 7:22 PM
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"Sportster guys/girls. Think they are so cool can drive sport cars, luxoury cars. ricers, suv's ect.. Guys who are thinking they are the shit. Even dumb fuck guys who live in the ghetto and have a dumb car and trick it out. Then drive around like they are in entourage or soem shit. You know on the headset cellphone, yelling on the phone about business or some stuid shit. With there music all loud. YELLING LOOK AT ME" when the hell did you see me driving around?
4/4/07 8:01 PM
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LOL last wk end man, in your miata listening to Fergie..
4/4/07 8:06 PM
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"LOL last wk end man, in your miata listening to Fergie.." damn...I was hoping no one would see me in my miata. Next time I'll go out in my vw rabbit cabriolet so I can look REALLY cool.
4/4/07 8:39 PM
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"until your self-righteous ass got behind someone in a jalopey going a li'l slower than you, and keeping you from all your much more important affairs. you'd probably be doubly pissed that someone has the nerve to even share the same road as you with their hooptie...." LOL Nah, man. I come from humble automotive beginnings, I will always respect the need to drive crappy cars sometimes. ;) If you've ever had to commute in a '63 Plymouth Valiant or similar deathride you know what I'm saying.
4/4/07 8:42 PM
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What about the new GTO? :::Hides:::
4/4/07 8:55 PM
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Mustang, BMW, Any Rice Rocket

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