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4/21/07 9:42 AM
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RedDragonUK
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In their surroundings which would you choose? You are weaponless and naked (dont ask me why thats just the rules)
4/21/07 9:52 AM
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It would have to be the lion all day. I like dolphins and would feel guilty destroying one in a fist fight. For some reason, I'm scared of sharks which is a bit irrational considering I live in a valley of mainlnd England.
4/21/07 9:52 AM
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Shark

Slower than a Dolphin, and the shark would probably not be interested in BANGING me if I was indeed naked.

*Inadvertantly puckers*

The lion has claws as well as jaws, whereas the shark only has jaws. The shark isn't going to claw the $#IT out of you with a pectoral fin.

The only problem would be when all the sharks buddies joined the party. Then it'd be "Open Water" time.

*slips peacefully beneath the surface*

4/21/07 9:58 AM
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The lion. Oceans are cold.
4/21/07 10:02 AM
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a pocket pool shark
4/21/07 10:38 AM
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4/21/07 11:59 AM
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Dolphin: It has the least amount of bite damage, i still think it would grab my leg and pull me under to drown me. but i might be able to punch it in the eye or fist its blowhole or something. Lion/Shark is about the same. I assume your talking great white and in the middle of the ocean, in which case you wont see the fucker coming and he'll just bite you in 1/2. Shark is probably my #1 fear, so i think id rather fight the lion ... though im sure my death would probably be more instant with a shark than lion. With the lion im at least on land, maybe i could use some rocks or sticks as weapons, just to piss him off, then cover myself with my own feces to spoil the taste for him, .... or maybe play dead (or is that for a bear?).
4/21/07 1:20 PM
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Sheep was not on the list dude!
4/21/07 1:47 PM
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I was watching documentary about great white sharks and realised that it has bully mentality.
4/21/07 1:49 PM
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Dolphin as long as I have some chance to be rescued or swim to land after the fight. I dont see a dolphin just drowning me for fun and if it bites me Ill call my contact in big tuna to catch its smart ass in a net.
4/21/07 1:59 PM
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It'd have to be a Dolphin (OG shark)..I spend a good deal of time in the water with dolphins and let me tell you some of them are really big and can be intimidating when they (sometimes 5 at a time) are flying down a wave directly at you at blazing speeds. I know that if I was actually attacked by a Dolphin(95% chance that would never happen) I would not be able to phase it all by a punch. I would however attempt to stick my penile region within the blowhole and possibly that could thrawt any violent efforts on behalf of this mammal. Last week I was told while surfing from onlookers that a California gray whale not too far from me jumped almost out of the water like one of those insurance commercials. Can we add a whale to the agenda?
4/21/07 2:04 PM
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dolphins have less threatening weapons
4/21/07 2:12 PM
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what if it was a broken bottle nosed dolphin?
4/21/07 8:06 PM
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4/21/07 11:48 PM
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I'd fight the cockney. Regardless of species.
4/21/07 11:58 PM
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Yikes!!!!!!! *grabs dolphin fin to safety
5/11/07 12:41 AM
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The dolphin would be the worst. They're so quick and agile, they'd have you spinning around while you're treading water to exhaustion, then they'd ram you with their snouts at full speed, what are they 300-400 pounds? You wouldn't stand a chance. Death by brutal GnP.

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