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5/22/07 11:59 AM
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Simply a ranking of the 10 toughest land animals in a ONE on ONE situation. Two things: 1. I didn't include Crocodiles or Walrus' because they're too difficult to match up. Crocs would whip a lot of ass on land, but wouldn't make the top 10. They would kill most of the top 10 in the water, but this isn't that type of ranking. Same goes with Walrus' They would be murder in water, but on land they'd have a tough time with very large, dangerous animals. 2. I'm going to go ahead and lump all brown bears together in one grouping. I think Kodiaks beat Polar bears and grizzlies are a toss up with Polars. 1. Elephant 2. Hippopotamus 3. Rhinoceros 4. Brown Bear 5. Polar Bear 6. Moose 7. Water Buffalo 8. Bull (Cattle) 9. Giraffe 10. Siberian Tiger (Amur)
5/22/07 12:00 PM
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Edited: 22-May-07
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WHERE THE PITBULL
5/22/07 12:02 PM
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Edited: 22-May-07
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JWiz, I ain't got no beef with your list......maybe drop Moose to 10 and bump the others up
5/22/07 12:04 PM
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Edited: 22-May-07
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You forgot a BBJ Blue Belt and a Game Pitbull.

your list failed.

5/22/07 12:05 PM
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Edited: 22-May-07 12:09 PM
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uratoker, that's cool, but do some research on the bull moose and you'll see they're 1600+ pounds of fury, strength and weaponry. The only one I had trouble with was Giraffe vs Sib. Tiger. You have to keep in mind that the Giraffe will outweigh it by over 3,000 pounds. I think the Giraffe would injure the tiger severely via kicks/stomps before the tiger kills it ON AVERAGE
5/22/07 12:06 PM
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A moose would fuck a tiger up
5/22/07 12:08 PM
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Edited: 22-May-07
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Honey Badger Game Pitbull BJJ Blue Belt
5/22/07 12:10 PM
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Thomas Hamilton
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A GIRAFFE????? Are you kidding me? A Fucking giraffe?
5/22/07 12:10 PM
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Wow, Lions have dropped in reputation after the few vids that got posted. Good list though.
5/22/07 12:11 PM
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"A moose would fuck a tiger up"......you may have something there, JWiz, and with the antlers to boot, I bet it could cause some serious problems......
5/22/07 12:11 PM
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Thomas Hamilton
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1. The Human
5/22/07 12:12 PM
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Thomas, a giraffe weighs over 4,000 pounds. It takes around 6 lionesses to bring one down
5/22/07 12:13 PM
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Wouldn't a hippo be in the same category as a Croc or a Walrus
5/22/07 12:13 PM
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Edited: 22-May-07
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one kick from a giraffe.................DED
5/22/07 12:14 PM
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CMX, no A hippo fucks every animal up on land, straight up, except elephants
5/22/07 12:17 PM
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passdagas, your post reeks of the retard, please reconsider
5/22/07 12:18 PM
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Edited: 22-May-07
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1. Gingerbread Man 2. Godzilla 3. King Kong 4. a brown bear with a shark tied to his back
5/22/07 12:20 PM
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Edited: 22-May-07
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umm helloooo....sharks with freaken laser beams!!!!
5/22/07 12:22 PM
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badger is the worlds most dangerous animal. Fear the Badger!!!!
5/22/07 12:51 PM
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Edited: 22-May-07
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lol@ the recent surge in using the word surge
5/22/07 12:54 PM
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Edited: 22-May-07
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i think the rhino and the hippo is a toss up. i think the bull moose despite being big, has a limited offense and it would DEFINITELY be possible for the big cat to take it's back and get it's throat.
5/22/07 12:55 PM
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Edited: 22-May-07
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Human + board with a nail in it.
5/22/07 12:57 PM
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Afterbirth, I implore you to please do some research on a bull moose. It takes everything a grizzly has to defeat them. Hell, grizzlies have tough times with elks and they're a good deal smaller than a moose. They are NO joke
5/22/07 12:59 PM
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Edited: 22-May-07
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It is possible that I brought upon the hippo jock-riding with a few threads. Their jocks deserve to be ridden; they are masters of destruction
5/22/07 1:07 PM
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Edited: 22-May-07
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jwizard, the style match up though. Bears fight straight head to head. The cat is much more agile, and attacks from different angles, and i could see the cat taking it's back and outmanuevering it.

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