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11/5/07 7:05 AM
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Opash
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Over the years some of the chants that supporters have come up with on the fly have been pretty fucking hilarious. Particularly the ones that relate to a recently broken news story/scandal. So my question is which team has the wittest supporters and what are some of the best/funniest chants you'veheard over the years?
11/5/07 12:21 PM
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any team playing west ham at the end of last year, after the celebrity big brother scandals souting at teddy sheringham "you're wife's a fucking racist" to the tune of "the referee's a wanker"
11/5/07 5:29 PM
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I don't remember who came up with the chant, but there was a rangers keeper named Andy Goram who was diagnosed with schizophrenia they sang "there's only two Andy Gorams" Kind of mean but funny. Also, it confuses schizophrenia with multiple personality disorder, a pet peeve of mine. But it was funny.
11/6/07 5:49 AM
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Andy Goram doesn't have schizophrenia, lol.
11/6/07 5:51 AM
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Celtic fans singing about Nakamura: "He eats Chow Mein and he votes Sinn Fein"
11/6/07 8:27 AM
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"aye aye ippy sun ji-hai, singin aye aye ippy sun ji-hai, aye aye ippy, his dad owns a chippy, aye aye ippy sun ji-hai"
11/6/07 10:12 AM
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To Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink: "Fat Eddie Murphy, you're just a fat Eddie Murphy, fat Eddie Murrrrrrrrrrrphy...."
11/6/07 1:53 PM
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lol @ "He eats Chow Mein and he votes Sinn Fein"
11/6/07 2:33 PM
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"He eats Chow Mein and he votes Sinn Fein"

Yep...hard to beat that one.
11/6/07 5:21 PM
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From his wikipedia page: "After it was reported in the press that Goram had a mild form of schizophrenia, fans responded with a chorus of "Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams".[1] This chant quickly gained popularity, and became the title of a book documenting humorous football chants - Two Andy Gorams: The Funniest Football Songs Ever" So it was reported at least, maybe wrongly I guess.
11/7/07 6:27 AM
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I had a Geordie friend who had a whole reportoire of bizarre Newcastle chants. There was one about Phillipe Alibert and it basically involved chanting the name Phillipe Albert about 4 times before saying "everyone knows his name". LOL
11/7/07 8:27 AM
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That was to the tune of Rupert the bear. As in "Phillippe, Phillippe Albert, everyone knows his name" To the tune of 'Any old Iron':
"Liam O'Brien, Andy O'Brien, any any any O'Brien. Who put the ball in the mackems net? O'BRIEN O'BRIEN!"
11/10/07 9:39 AM
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LOL @ the Phillipe Albert chant - I remember that one.
11/11/07 7:42 AM
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Ole Gunner Solskjaer You are my Solskjaer, my Ole Solskjaer, You make me happy when skies are grey, When it's pouring, you just keep scoring, So Please don't take my Solskjaer away
11/11/07 7:52 AM
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He shoots He scores He eats labradors Ji-Sung Park, Ji-Sung Park
11/23/07 12:14 PM
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^lol
12/12/07 9:14 PM
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Jenny Wishbone
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Northern Ireland vs England match at Windsor Park. Northern Ireland fans chanted after going 3-1 (?) up: Are you Scotland Are you Scotland Are you Scotland in disguise Are you Scotland in disguise
12/12/07 9:16 PM
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Jenny Wishbone
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The Nemenja Vidic chant from Man. United supporters

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