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1/14/08 7:51 PM
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i heard about a product on cnn radio today that cleans out your intestines and you can lose 10 to 15 lbs and have a smaller gut. Is this stuff for real, have any of you tried it? sounds like a scam to me ...
1/16/08 5:13 AM
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I hear that stupid commercial on XM radio all the time.  Total, 100% guaranteed, 24 karat waste of money.  Give me the $29.95 instead.  It'll do you just as much good as that cleansing shit would and I'll have a little more cash.  Win/win, IMO.
2/20/08 8:25 AM
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just eat 3 bowls a day of organic raisin bran smothered with about 4 tbsp of ground flaxseed meal and soy milk...youll be cleaned out
5/20/08 8:17 AM
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Hi Everyone,

If you need nutritional supplements either to lose weight, or just to get healthy, please check out my site. This company called me to speak at some of their corporate functions and I got to check out their products. I liked them so I became a consultant. Check out the site link:

www.CMEmentaledge.Isagenix.com

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My cousin Bradley passed away from brain cancer when he was in his early 20's, so I am going to donate profit to his foundation. I know people here are skeptical, so I am posting the link for his foundation as well. If and when I make profit, I will periodically post receipts showing the donations. The link to his foundation is:

http://bradleyzankelfoundation.org/aboutbrad.htm

Richard Mendelson
5/31/08 10:48 PM
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 Hmmm....Isagenix is almost $200 for a 9 day 'cleanse' (crash diet).  Can you say 'pyramid scheme'?


6/6/08 5:42 AM
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goto walgreen and get a bottle of mag-citrate. I shit out 7.6 lbs of crap in a 12 hr period. Felt fucking great.
7/19/08 4:54 PM
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Hemp protein helps clean out all of your insides because of its insoluble and soluble fiber content. And you can tell the 1st day you try it. The fiber scraps the walls of your guts and cleans it out. Check out Marijuana Muscle brand, I have had good experiences with it.
7/22/08 6:03 PM
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you lose alot of weight due to dehydration. the bowel prep agents cause massive influx of osmotic diarrhea drawn in from your plasma which then draws it in from your interstitium and cells. On top of that you can lose quite a bit of bicarb, potassium, mag etc. dumb thing to do unless you are having bowel surgery. It's benefits are unproven but it's harms are known.
9/20/08 6:44 PM
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Probiotics. Garden of Life has the best I have found by a longshot
10/24/08 6:53 PM
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12/7/08 11:09 AM
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kylethasnizake - Probiotics. Garden of Life has the best I have found by a longshot


For better digestion?

Also all you really need is a high fiber diet, fiber cleans you out, also it takes the body more to break down red meat so limit that.
12/7/08 12:03 PM
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Except that your body passes all the red meat, nothing remains in your intestines longer than 72 hours.
12/16/08 1:24 AM
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These heavily marketed "cleanses" are a bunch of crap, both figuratively and literally. Take a big enough dose of magnesium citrate or some of the other crazy ultrafiber products available at the local store, and you'll fill the toilet. Whoopee!

You've probably also removed a great deal of needed intestinal fauna from your system, creating the potential for new digestive system issues. The scam claims of "impacted fecal matter" or "fecal placque" is pure malarkey. No credible bowel surgeon, GI specialist, pathologist, or anatomist (all people that get to examine bowel contexts on a regular basis) has gone on record to affirm such claims. In short, there is no such thing as "impacted fecal matter" or "fecal placque" to "cleanse" from your body.

Some products result in weird-looking poop, sometimes of impressive length... but it is the product ingredients that result in the weird appearance of the poop. Basically, such products create the gross stuff so you get to see something truly nasty come out, thereby rooking users into believing the marketing claims.

Eat a clean diet, poop regularly, and you'll be fine. Don't waste money on these snake oil products.

Jason Erickson
www.CSTMinnesota.com
12/17/08 8:33 AM
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Not sure if it cleaned my intestines out but I ate a can of sauerkraut the other day and was on the toilet within 1 hour. Felt like I lost 10 pounds.
12/20/08 3:31 PM
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Jason Erickson has cleansed the truth. End of story. God I dislike companies and people always trying to capitalize from peoples naivete! And I extremely dislike multi level crap!!!!

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