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3/19/08 7:52 PM
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gorillagrappling
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This just in. Juan Zapata ran from Pinson to Trussville the other day while suffering from a broken el carro. It is a hefty 12 mile run. He did manage to make it to work on time and work his twelve hour shift. The he went to the gym and did a 2 hour workout. SILLY!
3/19/08 9:22 PM
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That's pretty tough. I was wore out after running my half-marathon (13 miles) a couple of weekends ago.All I did afterwards was eat a couple of bananas and drink some beer. Major props to that guy. You could do it too gorilla! You just need to come do the triathlon with us!
3/19/08 9:38 PM
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I personally think the Zapatas are aliens (not the illegal kind....) but like from another planet alien. 

1) they fight way more than the normal guy can and does

2) they heal from injuries super fast

3) they pretend to not totally understand what you're saying - but are smart enough to get exactly what they want...

me thinks they may have xray eyes or mind reading capabilities too.  later, ma

3/19/08 10:09 PM
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Sasuke told me about a time when "sensei" made them sprint this really steap hill in the freezing cold. He said that he ran until he was coughing up blood. Then he said, "it was cool." Seth and I were thinking....yeah. Real freaking cool Sasuke.
3/19/08 10:36 PM
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ok add that to the list -

4) coughing up blood - cool.

3/20/08 3:50 AM
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ttt4da Zapatas. Cool kids, good fighters and on top of everything....entertainers!
3/20/08 7:12 PM
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3) they pretend to not totally understand what you're saying - but are smart enough to get exactly what they want... LOL, and they both understand and speak just about perfect English! 5. The pre SCREAM/ Pscho staredowns during fights in the corner
3/20/08 9:13 PM
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LOL at them pretending to not understand. I hae never seen them do that. Of course, I have never pulled one of them over for speeding. I used to get siked out all the time by the Mexican family at the pool.
3/21/08 11:45 AM
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Edited: 21-Mar-08
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Ok, just to confirm said "freakdom", I saw Sasuke last night and the dude was cutting up pennies with a pair of F@#&ing SCISSORS!
3/21/08 11:46 AM
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lol at Sasuke's knife salesman kit!!!! I love the rope cutting demonstration myself!
3/21/08 12:23 PM
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LOL, I'm going to ask for a demo on 3/29 Hey Sasuke, bet you can't cut this ashton martin in half!!!!
3/21/08 12:35 PM
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wtf is an ashton martin?
2/16/13 1:42 PM
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They are totally different that's for sure. Juan is power and Sasuke is finesse.

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