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10/2/08 10:48 AM
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RomeoAGoGo
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While testing for my blue belt under Jeff Neal I popped my left knee out of place while doing a standing gaurd pass. Thats not what hurt the worst. I kept going but couldnt get out of the guys side control or ever sweep him due to having no power in that leg.

What hurt the most was right after when i popped it back into place in the locker room. It hurt so bad I puked.

BZLJJ was there for that.
10/2/08 10:49 AM
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Hong Kong Phooey
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 Kidney stones FTW , fuckin hold on
10/2/08 10:49 AM
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sacredhate - broke my arm in 2 places...the breaking hurt...they wouldn't set it at the hospital the night that I went in so they put this metal crap around it to keep if from moving...basically i could scratch my elbow with the same hand. Didn't sleep well that night...in the morning I went in for the specialist to set it...he told me that if they gave me anything to kill the pain I'd have to stay overnight...I had a plane to get on that night so he set it without painkillers with the lie "it will hurt the same as when you broke it, intense, but just for a few seconds". Liar, that shit almost made me bite off my tongue.
 
That made me laugh my ass off..........at your well told story, not the break.  Flippin' doctors!
10/2/08 10:50 AM
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When I had my appendicitis.  The pain from the appendicitis was bad, but on top of that, getting the two-fingered anal probe by the doctor in the ER to rule out colitis literally hurt so much I blacked out from it. They had to revive me with smelling salts.
10/2/08 10:58 AM
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#2) At great risk of personal embarassment I'll admit that I've thrice had thrombosed hemerrhoids, this means a blood clot finds its way in there and great swelling and pain results (no, they don't develop from wear and tear, you sick MF'ers). The last time this occurred (May 2007), I happened to be visiting a dermatologist at the Cleveland clinic. I begged for an IMMEDIATE referral to the butt doctor a few floors down. He obliged, gave me a shot, and did some cutting (whatever he did, he said that it shouldn't ever happen again). The numbing shot wasn't pleasant, and he prescribed some painkillers to deal with the aftereffects. I needed them... the pain was so intense I couldn't even breathe.

#1) When I was in junior high school I had an ingrown toenail dug out without the benefit of a local anesthetic. I can't imagine why. It was the last time I cried from pain...
10/2/08 11:03 AM
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I had a molar infected when I was like 7 or 8, even when I had it pulled the next day with novocain it was excrucitating
10/2/08 11:08 AM
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Thank heavens I can't remember in detail, but twice I've passed out from pain.
Once, as a child, when my eye was pierced with a stick and once when I dislocated my shoulder.
10/2/08 11:10 AM
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two years ago, when i broke my tibia and fibula 22seconds into a fight. that wasn't the bad part. i think i went into shock pretty quickly.

The part that hurt the most, despite being on some morphine, these two bitch nurses had to move me from one bed to another. and they didn't have my leg stabilized very well. so i'm trying to move, one nurse is helping on one side, and if feels like teh nurse with my broken leg is not keeping pace. that shit was the worse.
10/2/08 11:12 AM
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i puked from migranes once.. i thought i was gonna die..
10/2/08 11:15 AM
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Last March 07' I had a guy's back from the top with the hooks in while rolling with a gi.  He tried to roll forward to get out of the choke which, 99% of the time would leave you in the same position but with me having the back on bottom.

Well something got caught or whatever and instead of rolling a full roll, we just stop mid roll as the top of my right shoulder hit the mat.  I'm 135lbs and he's about 190lbs so both of the weight and the momentum of the roll made 2 "crunching" sounds in my right shoulder. 

To put injuries in perspective, I've had broken toes, fingers, torn rib cartilage, broken wrist and was hit by a car so hard that my leg cracked in two and my ankle was touching the side of my knee when I was 15.

None of that came anywhere close to the absolute pain I was in after landing on my shoulder.  I was litteraly crying for my mommy in my head.  If there weren't 20 of my classmates staring at me I would have been crying to high heaven.  I felt light throwing up and I felt myself going to pass out.

The result was a 2nd degree separation of the acromium joint (that pointy part on top of each of your shoulders) and my labrum tore straight off the bone.  I couldn't raise my hand higher than shoulder width as there was no ligament connected to perform the contraction.  That shit was hella weak!

Dr. Nuber who does work for the Chicago Bears fixed my shoulder at Northwestern.  I had PT for 6 months and got back to BJJ this past Feb.  The arm feels great 98% of the time and the strength is all back, but the flexibility is not yet.  Pete Sell just got over a similar injury.

The bitch of it was that I had just got married right after the injury and my wife and I went to Bora Bora.  I had to wait a bit to get surgery.  So we're in this beautiful area known for it's great scuba and snorkeling sites and I'm looking like a fuckin' reteard swimming in circles becasue I have a flipper that wasn't working.  Awesome!
10/2/08 11:17 AM
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infected nerve in a tooth was not constant but an explosive pain that would hit every 2 to 6 min BANG!
10/2/08 11:17 AM
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paw - Thank heavens I can't remember in detail, but twice I've passed out from pain.
Once, as a child, when my eye was pierced with a stick and once when I dislocated my shoulder.

WTF?!?  Eye piercing.....by a stick!  That hurt just reading it. 
10/2/08 11:18 AM
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teeth are no joke
10/2/08 11:20 AM
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Mulletron5000 -  i got hit in the face by my own ski while trying a jump. (im an awful skier)

26 stitches later, i have a nice scar starting at my ear, ending near my mouth.
 
But I bet that shit was funny as hell to see happen.  At least chics dig scars right?

I saw some dude bust his shoulder snowboarding once and even though he was crying from the pain, I was hurting from laughing so hard when he fell.

There's just some injuries that are funny and then there are the other ones where you're like "Damn, I'm glad I'm not you."
10/2/08 11:22 AM
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Appendicitis when I was 11. If you haven't experienced it, imagine the clogged-up feeling your stomach has right before it makes a big rumble and clears the tension. Except it never goes away and just gets worse, with tons of white-hot pain, sweating, like being stabbed in the stomach 50 times a minute.

I had the build-up to it for about 8 hours and rolled around watching the NC State-Houston NCAA finals. Finally somebody found my parents and they took me to the doc.

That was awful pain but reading this thread makes me feel like I got off lucky.
10/2/08 11:22 AM
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Dislocated pelvis. The nerve damage caused excrutiating electrical pain for about 4 days.

After an emergency appendectomy for a burst appendix I developed what is called an illeus (or illeum). This is a blocked intestine that causes your digestive system to go into paralysis. I swelled up like road kill and was in misery for nearly a week. I had been drinking prune juice to get things going, but it just sat in my stomach and went nowhere. Extreme nausea and sever abdominal pain. I lost nearly 30 pounds over the course of 2 weeks. I went to the emergency room 3 times while I had this, and they finally admitted me and were thinking about doing a colostomy on me, but several hospital grade enemas finally got my insides working again. I still have occaisional cramps in my colon that completely double me over and I can't speak or breath when they hit. I still feel like puking when I smell prune juice.
10/2/08 11:24 AM
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I just read tourist's post and passed out.

They told me my appendix was literally minutes away from bursting.

Also, my mom had me try and eat some Saltines which apparently is the worst thing to give someone with appendicitis.
10/2/08 11:27 AM
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1)Testicular Tortion when I was about 11-12.

2) Dislocated ankle with break of the tib/fib. Didn't really hurt until they set it and blood started flowing again :(

Last one takes some explaining. There is a place down in LBI NJ called "The Chicken Or The Egg". They are pretty famous for their hot wings that range in sauce from mild all the way to Ludicrous wings. The wings are like fucking mace and I was told that the preppers actually wear a fucking ventilator while making them. Me being a hot sauce connoisseur decided I needed to try them. Got Ludicrous sauce chicken fingers & a burger.

There was 6 chicken fingers, and I was warned by the waiter that people have puked right on the table after the first bite etc... Start eating them and they were fucking hot, but not as bad as I thought. Got through 4 of them and tappped out. We hung out for about 45 minutes and I still felt fine. As we were leaving a friend of mine says "Wanna be proactive" and gave me a few "Tums" that he had on him.

About a block later I feel this rolling pressure in my chest and can barely breathe. I start projectile vomiting all over the street and my friends sit me down on some steps. They watch me black in and out of conscioussness for about 10 minutes as I clutch my chest and my eyes roll into the back of my head. After that it faded away and I was fine. That was the worst pain I was ever in, and my friends that were with me were about half a second away from calling 911 cause they thought I was having a heart attack.

Funny postscript to that story, we figured out later that the bicarbonate in the tums, mixed with the extreme acidity of the wings caused a reaction in my stomach, essentially making a "Volcano experiment" in my stomach. I firmly believe that since we went back this past summer and this time I conquered the Ludicrous wings without incident :)

P.S. FRAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10/2/08 11:29 AM
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 I'll be completely honest, as a chronic pain sufferer, I'd gladly trade a lifetime of pain for one big episode of pain.

Chronic pain just wears you the fuck out.
10/2/08 11:35 AM
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OOps. Just thought of something else. Had a bout of Pleurisy(sp?) when I was about 11 and was in the hospital for about 2 weeks. From what I undestand its an inflammation of the lungs or something to the point where they start pushing on everythign else (rib cage etc) causing extreme pain anytime you try to breathe :(

Could hardly breathe for days, I was basically in tears everytime I tried to breathe in.
10/2/08 11:35 AM
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what chronic pain do you suffer from
10/2/08 11:35 AM
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kidney stones

nothing has compared. Only pain ever to make me vomit.
10/2/08 11:35 AM
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Cruciatus curse.

That shit hurts.
10/2/08 11:37 AM
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In order...

1. KIDNEY STONES. Unfucking bearable, even while on morphine.

Distant 2....Chest well pains. Had a fat ass fall directly on my chest in Judo...he weighed well over 270....
10/2/08 11:39 AM
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broke my leg and the bone jabbed out my ass cheek , that was pretty bad.

my second hernia operation was fucking excruciating but my worst was prolly an abcest tooth.

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