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7/14/09 3:47 PM
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GaymidaGaydan - Pillowfists Mcteatime is going to get worked by hendo.


Hendos last 4 wins...

Franklin, Paul Harris, Wand, Vitor.


Bispings last 4 wins

Leben, Day, McCarthy, Sinosec.



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8/1/09 8:35 PM
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explodingboy - In all seriousness, this fight is going to be a clear example of where American pride comes before a fall because the vast majority of individuals on this board have convinced themselves that Dan Henderson already has this fight won.

But when you take your red, white and blue tinted glasses off and look at the bigger picture, it should become evident to those of you with even a smidgen of intelligence that this is a great fight for Michael Bisping to demonstrate why he belongs with the elite in the UFC.

I will go so far as to admit that there is a good chance that Bisping will win this by decision, and it may involve a similar display of the extremely effective stick and move tactic employed so devastatingly against Chris Leben. But unlike all you pee-headed simpletons, I am loathe to call it 'running' because that is not what it is. In reality it's just fighting to your strengths as the rules allow.

Do you think Hendo is going to get anywhere near landing one of his bombs on Bisping? No.

Bisping will use effective striking from distance, avoiding getting sucked into Hendo's range, and will be landing crips clean blows to Dan's thick head. To exchange with Hendo is playing into his game, so he will need to utilise his speed advantage and much superior footwork to keep out of danger. Dan will be taking swipes at thin air like he's trying to swat a non existant fly. All the haters out there gladly flop your cocks out and start bashing away over Machida's elusiveness, but when Bisping showcases an equally effective ability to avoid taking damage, he's called the running man. Blatent discrimination.

Hendo will be pushing the action in the first part of the fight but I expect Bisping to become much the more assertive fighter as we go past the first. Hendo will be stuck in quicksand and Bisping will be picking him off with beautiful combinations.

Dan has the wrestling advantage of course, but if he doesn't make the most of it early on then he's in deep trouble. If Bisping wins the first round then there is literally no way back for Dan.

I have never been so confident in a big fight like I am for this one. Hendo is a true great of the sport, but his time is over and it just so happens to coincide with the rise of Michael Bisping.

Next stop for the Bisping Bandwagon? Anderson Silva in Manchester in November. The biggest fight of the year. I can't wait. 



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8/1/09 8:37 PM
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Do you think Hendo is going to get anywhere near landing one of his bombs on Bisping? No.




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8/1/09 8:51 PM
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Damn, dont know how I missed this thread. Ouch.
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"Do you think Hendo is going to get anywhere near landing one of his bombs on Bisping? No."


pwnd!
8/2/09 2:16 AM
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lol!
8/2/09 2:20 AM
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 this must be heartbreaking to read for some people
8/2/09 2:21 AM
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I hope this thread never dies.
8/2/09 11:14 AM
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There is no need to ttt this thread?!
8/2/09 11:27 AM
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yes there is
8/2/09 4:05 PM
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HendosToyinExplodingBoy - There is no need to ttt this thread?!



Figured I might as well because these tools won't let it die already.



Or maybe he is sick of getting blasted himself and would rather see you take some abuse?

Food for thought
8/2/09 4:37 PM
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Re: Thread Title

Did Bisping get his tetanus shot after the fight?
8/2/09 5:02 PM
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You two are the only tools around.
8/2/09 5:10 PM
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"I will go so far as to admit that there is a good chance that Bisping will win this by decision, and it may involve a similar display of the extremely effective stick and move tactic employed so devastatingly against Chris Leben. But unlike all you pee-headed simpletons, I am loathe to call it 'running' because that is not what it is."

He just got confused and was running toward Henderson's power hand. It takes a true pee-headed simpleton to think that running to your left will work everytime just because it worked against a southpaw. Woops!
8/2/09 5:15 PM
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This thread just keeps giving and giving.

TS = Hendowned
8/2/09 5:40 PM
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Diaz4Life - This thread just keeps giving and giving.

TS = Hendowned


You may think that but I don't care, I'm so over it.
8/2/09 5:46 PM
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Well, I enjoy it... I'll leave it at that :D
8/2/09 5:55 PM
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HendosToyinExplodingBoy - 
Diaz4Life - This thread just keeps giving and giving.

TS = Hendowned


You may think that but I don't care, I'm so over it.

Yah, yah.

How convenient.

You talk for days and months, wasting thousands of words.

Really wasting your own time, and making yourself look like YOU are the one blindly CLOAKED in your countries flag, but when the fight ends and people feel the need to rebute the litany of arguments you made as to why Bisping would win, you simply respond, "I don't care, I'm so over it."

I can tell you this, HAD Bisping won.

we would have NEVER heard the end of it.

Looks like Dan shut you up too.

Ha.
8/2/09 6:03 PM
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Qubax - 
HendosToyinExplodingBoy - 
Diaz4Life - This thread just keeps giving and giving.

TS = Hendowned


You may think that but I don't care, I'm so over it.

Yah, yah.

How convenient.

You talk for days and months, wasting thousands of words.

Really wasting your own time, and making yourself look like YOU are the one blindly CLOAKED in your countries flag, but when the fight ends and people feel the need to rebute the litany of arguments you made as to why Bisping would win, you simply respond, "I don't care, I'm so over it."

I can tell you this, HAD Bisping won.

we would have NEVER heard the end of it.

Looks like Dan shut you up too.

Ha.


Who are you? If you weren't such a roob then you'd know that I took my lumps, just look at my name as an example of one of them, and now I don't care if people want to go over this fight time and time again because I'm over it and looking forward to the next stage in Bisping's career.

That's right.

The Official Bisping Comeback Trail.
8/2/09 6:05 PM
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lol. this thread delivers
8/2/09 6:10 PM
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Diaz4Life - This thread just keeps giving and giving.

TS = Hendowned


not really, the thread was created to generate hype for the fight which it did.



Really, Chest Penis? Is EB Bispings publicist? I thought it was one of his many thousand word rants to show how high his "fight IQ" was and also be able to slurp his favorite fighter at the same time..

Now hes all over a thread Baroni just created, wonder why, does Baroni have any connection to Bisping? Oh yeah, helped him train for his fight against Hendo.

The kid is so transparent
8/2/09 6:17 PM
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HendosToyinExplodingBoy - 
Qubax - 
HendosToyinExplodingBoy - 
Diaz4Life - This thread just keeps giving and giving.

TS = Hendowned


You may think that but I don't care, I'm so over it.

Yah, yah.

How convenient.

You talk for days and months, wasting thousands of words.

Really wasting your own time, and making yourself look like YOU are the one blindly CLOAKED in your countries flag, but when the fight ends and people feel the need to rebute the litany of arguments you made as to why Bisping would win, you simply respond, "I don't care, I'm so over it."

I can tell you this, HAD Bisping won.

we would have NEVER heard the end of it.

Looks like Dan shut you up too.

Ha.


Who are you? If you weren't such a roob then you'd know that I took my lumps, just look at my name as an example of one of them, and now I don't care if people want to go over this fight time and time again because I'm over it and looking forward to the next stage in Bisping's career.

That's right.

The Official Bisping Comeback Trail.



what is a roob? is that some cheeky english word bloke?
8/2/09 8:00 PM
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Aww, McSlugga is like my own personal deranged e-stalker. Everywhere I go, he is there, watching. Don't take things so seriously, mate. You must be a right miserable bastard to be around.

Anyway, I'm sure everyone is sick of seeing this thread float to the top every couple of days, so let's grant it a dignified death.
8/2/09 8:02 PM
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i'll never get sick of it

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