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7/22/09 6:20 PM
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 I work in the desert. It's nothing but sand. While I was working I saw a man sitting near the tracks. I started talking to him. He claimed to be native American. As I was talking to him he asked me if I knew about the submarine dinosaurs. I asked what they were.

He said they were these dinosaurs that lived under the sand in the dunes here (Imperial Sand Dunes, CA). He said you shouldn't go out in the dunes alone because they will eat you. I asked how big they were and he said "bigger than your truck." I said no shit. He went into further detail about how they travel and where they hang.

I had to leave and as I was going he asked if I had ever been to San Diego. I said yes. He said "Ya know that bridge you have to cross as you enter San Diego?" I said 'sure.' He said there's an octopus that lives under that bridge that just watches traffic all day.
7/22/09 6:22 PM
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I also asked why "submarine" when that actually means under water, and it was all sand out there. He said "because they live under the sand."

7/22/09 6:30 PM
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 this is important stuff here folks
7/22/09 6:45 PM
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 my thread is not showing up
7/22/09 6:45 PM
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 why
7/25/09 1:18 PM
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 This is one of the worst threads ever.
7/25/09 3:36 PM
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 There are fewer views than posts.
7/25/09 8:54 PM
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 I'm pretty sure this is a new low, even for some of the abominations passing as threads here.
7/26/09 12:46 PM
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 I swear, this thread can't possibly be seen by others because surely someone would have called me a douchebag by now.
7/28/09 11:12 AM
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 douchebag
7/28/09 3:21 PM
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 This could be the greatest thread ever.
7/29/09 10:33 AM
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 I guess I'll just post once a day.
8/1/09 5:34 PM
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 You missed a few days.  BTW, it's on the nature ground
8/1/09 7:09 PM
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 Really? Figures it'd be you to ruin my streak. And why the hell are you on the nature ground? I saw you burning a pile of tires and styrofoam yesterday.
8/6/09 12:46 PM
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 Did you happen to also notice the puppies, kittens, and babies in a pile waiting to be thrown in?
8/6/09 1:04 PM
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 Hi again
8/6/09 1:31 PM
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Hey.  ASL  wanna cyber?
8/6/09 1:31 PM
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 We could get FREAKY!
1/17/10 2:03 AM
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 Damn
5/24/10 10:34 PM
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i like cheese
5/25/10 1:13 AM
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I LIKE TURTLES!!!
5/25/10 9:29 PM
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 Cheese turtles?
6/8/10 12:00 PM
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meow mix - I LIKE TURTLES!!!

 I like turtles more than you do

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6/8/10 12:34 PM
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nuh uh!!!
6/9/10 11:44 AM
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