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9/15/09 1:44 PM
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 lol zed
9/15/09 2:05 PM
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RickStorm -

 That is what I read...

lol I am going to get my revenge at 104!
 
9/15/09 2:54 PM
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lol I am going to get my revenge at 104!
 
who's fighting in 104... Im losing track
 
9/15/09 2:55 PM
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 nevermind I remember now lol
9/15/09 5:27 PM
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It's been 14 days since Queen Elizabeth II sent lookoutawhale the funds and package of goodies.

14 Days and still...no sign of FUTA1...

As I sit here beneath this willow tree high up in the mountains, I get to see my first sunset. First sunset in a long, long time. The streaks of sunlight hit my face and the entire sky has shades of the most surreal colors. The wind brushes up against my face as soft as a freshly clean blanket.

And you know what? I would trade all of this for Tito. You're damn right. This delicious apple and spring water in front of me can make any grown man smile...but I would trade it all away for the Ultimate Return.

Can we remember the good times when FUTA1 would hold signs up of "Fuck the UG". Hell I sit here and laugh to myself at those good 'ol times. It's the changing of the seasons, gentleman. Tito is back in the UFC - these nights are getting shorter - and the air is getting a little colder. A great ending to a great year would be to see "one of the greatest" post on this thread. Agreed?

But we have this Hammerhouse clan. This rambunctious and obnoxious group of degenerates. MY GOD, I haven't used so many "x's" in a sentence since Nixon was elected President. Do you SEE the frustration?! No..Do you HEAR the frustration?! My anxiety can be heard from the mountaintops of Big Bear and beyond.

And as I sit here beneath this willow tree, I can only hope that Tito sees the same sunset that I see right now. Pure - Simplicity - Awe Inspiring. Do not be afraid of this thing we call "The Circle of Life".







Tito, come on home now.....come on home...
9/27/09 12:07 AM
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...Until Tito... :(
9/27/09 12:10 AM
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9/29/09 2:33 PM
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Tito wipes his ass with the above pictoral...
9/29/09 2:56 PM
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From the diary of 2J2M, September 29, 2009.

The greater Ohio area being now under Hammer House control, it was my lot to shuffle off to the West Virginia border town of Point Pleasant.

Between the two, back in the sunset borders of the Buckeye State, lies a town named Athens. A fitting place, considering that Thor's Hammers might clash with the Gods of Punishment there one day.

I came here as a matter of mere geographical convenience, but if I've learned anything in this world of shadows and apparitions, convenience often works as a disguise for the ethereal powers of transcending fate.

Point Pleasant was the site of the famous 1967 collapse of the Silver Bridge. Forty-some good men and women drowned and died. Weeks before the plunge of the rickety span, locals reported sightings of a winged man. He was whispering prophetic warnings of the event to come. Their observations were summed in John Keel's haunting book, The Mothman Prophecies.

And it occurs to me now.

Winged men. Warnings. Death. Hammer House.

And more occurs to me.

The angel of death. Evil. Thor, the God of Thunder. Athens, Ohio. Something sinister.
Something dark.

A man, black as night.

A man, black as coal.

A.


Coleman.


-Until Tito
9/29/09 2:59 PM
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lol! this thread should never die!
9/29/09 3:52 PM
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2JupitersTooMany - From the diary of 2J2M, September 29, 2009.

The greater Ohio area being now under Hammer House control, it was my lot to shuffle off to the West Virginia border town of Point Pleasant.

Between the two, back in the sunset borders of the Buckeye State, lies a town named Athens. A fitting place, considering that Thor's Hammers might clash with the Gods of Punishment there one day.

I came here as a matter of mere geographical convenience, but if I've learned anything in this world of shadows and apparitions, convenience often works as a disguise for the ethereal powers of transcending fate.

Point Pleasant was the site of the famous 1967 collapse of the Silver Bridge. Forty-some good men and women drowned and died. Weeks before the plunge of the rickety span, locals reported sightings of a winged man. He was whispering prophetic warnings of the event to come. Their observations were summed in John Keel's haunting book, The Mothman Prophecies.

And it occurs to me now.

Winged men. Warnings. Death. Hammer House.

And more occurs to me.

The angel of death. Evil. Thor, the God of Thunder. Athens, Ohio. Something sinister.
Something dark.

A man, black as night.

A man, black as coal.

A.


Coleman.


-Until Tito


We are so close yet so far...While we are breathren in so many ways, I can not, ne, will not turn my back on my Scarlet and Grey brethren. I want to help the cause, but my hammer rests so close by...I must...I must...NO...I cannot help for my blood runs scarlet and grey.

I traversed the same Silver Bridge you speak of so many times, wistfully passing to and fro from Gallipolis to Point Pleasant (mainly because WV has Everclear) I see you need help...The UG needs help...but I can not put down this Hammer that I have carried for over 10 years. It is simply too much to ask.

Let us never speak of this again...
9/29/09 4:02 PM
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Gallipolis.

"City of the Gauls"

Gauls.

Greece.

The sack of rome.

The attempted desecration of the Temple of Delphi.

Gallipolis
Gauls
Athens
Mothman
SilverBridge
Death
Ohio
HammerHouse
DarkFigure
BlackAsCoal
ColeMan
Coleman
Coleman
Coleman

1
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1
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1
+
1

plus
plus
plus
plus
plus
plus
plus
plus

Madness
Madness
Madness
Madness


Silence.


PRIMAL SCREAM.


TITOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
9/29/09 4:15 PM
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*gazes at RLL blankly*

*drones like a wildebeest*

*gallops off into a country meadow, naked*
9/29/09 4:18 PM
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2JupitersTooMany - *gazes at RLL blankly*

*drones like a wildebeest*

*gallops off into a country meadow, naked*
2J2M..... Put your gawd damn cloths back on!

Puleze!

-Until Tito
 
10/2/09 6:03 PM
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10/2/09 6:06 PM
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Worried about our undercover operative, Tom O'Bedlam. In cognito, he finally got the attention of FUTA1, but was told to get a job and was sent packing. All contact with Tom has been lost since.

10/2/09 6:10 PM
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 Nah I talk to Tom every few days.. He's still alive and kicking
10/2/09 8:17 PM
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Until Tito...
10/2/09 8:28 PM
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Its been months and we have had trouble making contact with futa.

Radar has been exhausted and thus I was instructed by the higher ups to venture into
seedy section of the internet for any information for a Futa extraction.

Me and a convoy created an XXX grid map and were assigned a section to scour.
I met a nice young lady who i thought was taking a nap and could provide me with a lead.

I was wrong on all accounts. A screenshot has been provided to the main base to be analyzed.



 
10/4/09 9:18 PM
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*lookoutawhale is shown on Dateline's "To Catch A Predator" segment.*

"I was just looking for some information on FUTA!!!!! I swear i didnt know she was 16."

*put in back of squad car*


10/4/09 9:50 PM
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So today i finally lost my virginity today, Sydny finally let go of his feeble hold on his purity romancing saga fantasy and went down on my pud faster than a cheap hooker, his supple flesh glistening under the stadium lights......waitaminut this isnt my journal!!
10/4/09 10:18 PM
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 LOL@Lookoutawhale



FUTA1 Remove from watchlist
Last login 7/30/09


:(
 
10/4/09 11:39 PM
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HRM?
 
10/6/09 7:39 AM
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The Hammerhouse has been silenced.......for now:

twitter.com/titoortiz/status/4648512674

10/6/09 9:49 AM
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THE LAST TWO PAGES WERE SOME OF THE GREATEST SHIT I HAVE EVER READ. GREAT JOB GENTLEMEN.

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