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2/15/13 1:25 PM
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My girl dont understand any of it, so she just ignores me when it comes the futaville, tito town, and the UG..

2/15/13 7:36 PM
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Valentines ey, that reminds me when ol Sergeant Coleman escapes from Hammer House where he had been for years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an MMA fighter, look at his hands! He probably spent lots of time in gyms and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" Phone Post
2/16/13 4:23 AM
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2/18/13 3:12 PM
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2/18/13 3:49 PM
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charms434 -  Valentines ey, that reminds me when ol Sergeant Coleman escapes from Hammer House where he had been for years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an MMA fighter, look at his hands! He probably spent lots of time in gyms and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" Phone Post

a powerful story!

now we know why its called Hammer House and what is being nailed.

2/19/13 12:10 PM
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Im starting to think..... that maybe Tito's not going to show up

2/19/13 12:27 PM
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Im starting to think..... that maybe Tito's not going to show up


He may have given himself directions during a live speech without a teleprompter and ended up in Belize.

2/19/13 12:38 PM
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If Tito ever shows up I just want him to type: ttt
2/19/13 12:39 PM
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Im starting to think..... that maybe Tito's not going to show up


Hey, you best chiggity chek urself
2/19/13 12:40 PM
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I've cried while masterbating to this thread too many times to give up now, no romo
2/19/13 12:40 PM
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Im starting to think..... that maybe Tito's not going to show up


He may have given himself directions during a live speech without a teleprompter and ended up in Belize.


teleprompter even been lost to can with Belize maybe sure.. Best directions of the night

2/19/13 12:43 PM
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Im starting to think..... that maybe Tito's not going to show up


Hey, you best chiggity chek urself

google images brought this up when I searched "chiggity chek "

what's it all mean lol

2/19/13 12:52 PM
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perhaps tito's recently admitted social phobias are what's keeping him from reconnecting to his dedicated online fanbase.

-until zoloft

 

 

2/19/13 3:20 PM
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percentage that Tito will post here:

 

72.7%

3/4/13 5:53 PM
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Calos posts are back. Is he back?

 

-until Calo?

 

unless hes already here. which... in that case

 

-Calo

3/4/13 6:01 PM
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Calos posts are back. He is back?

 

=)

3/4/13 6:24 PM
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superCalo -

I've tried reaching out to Tito in Portogese ..nothing   :(

 

Calos back or is this from before he got banned? Phone Post
3/4/13 7:22 PM
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I've tried reaching out to Tito in Portogese ..nothing   :(

 

Calos back or is this from before he got banned? Phone Post

From before. But RickStorm is also being all sly about stuff... who knows. The shroud of mystery around Calo persists.

3/6/13 2:51 PM
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3/6/13 3:10 PM
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Mark couldn't have said it better, hip or no hip Mark beats his ass.

Just sayin... Phone Post
3/6/13 3:12 PM
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Big Wes - Mark couldn't have said it better, hip or no hip Mark beats his ass.

Just sayin... Phone Post
Thread comes full circle.

Hammer House wins. Phone Post
3/6/13 3:17 PM
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superCalo -

I've tried reaching out to Tito in Portogese ..nothing   :(

 

Calos back or is this from before he got banned? Phone Post

From before. But RickStorm is also being all sly about stuff... who knows. The shroud of mystery around Calo persists.


lol

I wasnt being that sly.. I changed LOAW's post with "He is Back"

then I gave my beautiful =) <~~~ so beautiful.. lol

But yes, he's post were restored and let off restriction... but by now everyone knows this

3/6/13 3:20 PM
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Big Wes - Mark couldn't have said it better, hip or no hip Mark beats his ass.

Just sayin... Phone Post
Thread comes full circle.

Hammer House wins. Phone Post

Yes! Squared Circle & Hammerhouse has won split decision

Cecil Peoples scores it 30-26 Tito

Other two score it 30-27 Hamer muthafuckin House

3/25/13 3:00 PM
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*tunes walkie talkie*

 

Tito? Hello Tito? Come in.

 

*tunes walkie talkie*

3/25/13 3:22 PM
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crossfire - Is tito back ? Phone Post
Is tito black? I think half and half is the correct term. Phone Post

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