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6/6/13 3:03 PM
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2JupitersTooMany
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Love weaves her story using the same loom for all men, but her clients provide the materials. 

There is only so much she can do with a Team Punishment beanie, a pair of edible underwear and 40 yards of compression skull bandages

6/10/13 2:07 PM
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I propose Jenna and Tito work out their differences in this thread. It will be a neutral state for both.

6/10/13 2:08 PM
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226 more posts till i reach the powerful 8888 a number of the holy tito trinity.

Is there some type of alarm or warning i could get when im reaching close to it so i can put on my tuxedo when i finally post it? Has anyone made an 8888 app?

6/10/13 2:09 PM
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Shame the Futaville marriage and domestic partnerships counselor was killed in the explosion but to be fair her threesome reconciliation approach was controversial

6/10/13 2:27 PM
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226 more posts till i reach the powerful 8888 a number of the holy tito trinity.

Is there some type of alarm or warning i could get when im reaching close to it so i can put on my tuxedo when i finally post it? Has anyone made an 8888 app?

 


You have 444 vote ups, one half of 888, regarded in apocalyptic literature as The Number of the Dan Severn.

 

 

 

Your mark signals the imminent Second Coming of Tito, the countdown to Titogeddon and (Tito save us for your mercy is bountiful and your tap outs flow like whine from the mouth of Forrest Griffin) the Great Triggulation, fml, fyl, f the life of everyone.

For seven years, Trigg will separate the sheep from the GOATs using his left armpit like a nutcracker from his seat on an ivory couch at the right hand of Steven Seagal.

 

6/10/13 4:54 PM
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When the Son of Frank Trigg Sr. comes in his glory (and all nine people who bought Triggonomics shirts with him), he will sit on his glorious ivory couch.  All the MMA fans will be gathered before him and he will separate them one from another like a naked shepherd with a nutcracker armpit separates teh sheep from the goats, deal with it.

6/10/13 6:12 PM
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let us all pray for a peaceful resolve to this madness of war. Our people are sick and hungry, they miss their families, they miss their old lives & they miss their pet llamas.

We await the great arm pit crushing signal from Mr. Trigg.

6/10/13 6:20 PM
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226 more posts till i reach the powerful 8888 a number of the holy tito trinity.

Is there some type of alarm or warning i could get when im reaching close to it so i can put on my tuxedo when i finally post it? Has anyone made an 8888 app?

 

You have 444 vote ups, one half of 888, regarded in apocalyptic literature as The Number of the Dan Severn.

 

 

WHOW!

-Until Eight-Hundred & Eighty-Eight

6/11/13 11:11 PM
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Call the cavalry gentlemen and gentlewomen, alert the tower guard, radio in the infrantry.

 

TONIGHT WE DINE AT DENNY'S!

6/11/13 11:13 PM
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Bottomless hot chocolate for everyone.

*removes pants* Phone Post 3.0
6/12/13 12:49 AM
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-Until Denny's

6/12/13 3:05 PM
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lookoutawhale
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Saint storm is 2 Vote ups away from the glorious 888. I will vote him up to 887. I ask you, patrons of Denny's, which man of honour among you will crown our religious saviour saint storm the Mexican Ortiz title number of ocho-ocho-ocho?

*Puts away a grand slam lumberjack breakfast by the window overlooking a dog chainged to a 7-11 parking lot post*

*gets up with Denny's menu in hand, scanning the scattered heads of docile senor citizens awaiting more syrup*

*scours the crowd for a champion among the pancake and sausage shire to award the salacious saint storm with buttermilked thighs and robust shoulders sitting gallantly in his Ortiz Armour another vote up*

6/12/13 3:09 PM
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Good Lord I've done it.

The consequences will never be the same.

6/12/13 3:11 PM
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I'm not sure what it means, but it has to mean something

6/12/13 3:11 PM
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Rick is the chosen one.

6/12/13 3:25 PM
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OMG someone voted Rick down.

Perhaps Tito.

6/12/13 3:29 PM
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http://i.imgur.com/9l4gxc1.png

6/12/13 3:29 PM
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*unveils plaque to the world*

6/12/13 3:33 PM
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OMG someone voted Rick down.

Perhaps Tito.


sweet mother of god!

*pulls curtain back on plaque until 888 vote up is achieved.*

 

http://i.imgur.com/44m8ugN.jpg

6/12/13 3:37 PM
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So it is written, so let it be done, for I am the chosen one

Wait! WUT... Someone voted me down.. let me go look to see who it was and what post it was

6/12/13 3:41 PM
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I tried to vote rick up again but was met with this decree

"Thank you for your use of the Mixed Martial Arts feedback system. Unfortunately, your are only allotted one vote per person, per day, and that has been exceeded. Please wait 24 hours before voting on this user again. Use of the system is contingent on your best efforts, so we do ask that you use the votes with care."

Nefarious forces conspire against us on this fine Denny's day gentlemen. The may be our proverbial last supper as there is a traitor among us gluttons. Put your pancakes down, wipe away your moustaches covered in bacon bits and Aunt Wemima (less successful sister of Aunt Jemima) syrup, put down your glasses of orange juice and mango chutney beverage and seek out this traitor who has voted our beloved Saint Storm to a digit not worth of his grace.

Someone get the General's pants as he has spilled hot chocolate all over his crotch which is enticing the neighbourhood squirrels and the dog chained to the nearbye 7-11 post.

Unfilter radio in a chopper to take away the forks and butterknives we have stolen from this fine establishment. Treachery is a foot. Let us meet at the Sizzler for brunch and discuss world affairs.

6/12/13 3:42 PM
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226 more posts till i reach the powerful 8888 a number of the holy tito trinity.

Is there some type of alarm or warning i could get when im reaching close to it so i can put on my tuxedo when i finally post it? Has anyone made an 8888 app?

 

You have 444 vote ups, one half of 888, regarded in apocalyptic literature as The Number of the Dan Severn.

 

 

WHOW!

-Until Eight-Hundred & Eighty-Eight


Since it was this post that __________ vd'd me, I will assume it was because they didnt want to see the FUTA Army reach its level of 888ness

=)

6/12/13 3:45 PM
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It just started thundering outside... rain storm

weird

serious lol

6/12/13 3:46 PM
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From: RickStorm 888 The total sum of your votes up and votes down Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile

6/12/13 3:46 PM
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Thanks Romadant for the 888


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