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8/28/09 12:53 PM
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BeanTownMMA
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ohfer, I know you are upset, I am too. FUTA1 need to make a return to The UG! I just decoded, -. --- / ... .. --. .... - / --- ..-. / - .. - --- / -.-- . -". Tito, this one is for you, I think. Blue namer, if you will..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HCHEGYECNI&feature=related
8/28/09 1:04 PM
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RLL, your enthusiasm is honorable. I'd rather lose a head now and then because of passion than lose the war because of complacency.

Please, accept the role of Minister of Propoganda.


Combat Vette, you sound like a man who has seen communal blood mix with mud and communal tears. As you know, the three combined make an especially heady coctail.

We'd be honored to bleed with you in the mountains of Big Bear, or in the drab heated plains of Vegas. I cannot offer you riches, but I can offer you comraderie and, one day, a blanket on the shores of Geneva.

Until Tito.
8/28/09 1:12 PM
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BeanTownMMA - No one specified if we're roller skating or ice skating. Someone please confirm before I sharpen these Bauer's. I bet you guys forgot walkie-talkie's! No worries, I have 4 sets, but 2 of the 6 no longer has batteries, dog ate them. So if you have 8 AA's, please bring them with you.

The skates were "aquired" form Tootie. Put away the Bauer's. But if he goes for the Weather Dominator we know you will be ready.
8/28/09 1:12 PM
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2JupitersTooMany - RLL, your enthusiasm is honorable. I'd rather lose a head now and then because of passion than lose the war because of complacency.

Please, accept the role of Minister of Propoganda.


Accepted.

Tito- we stand strong awaiting your return. Stay alert for a signal from an unlikely source!
8/28/09 1:15 PM
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*Wakes, and stretches with a yawn to the stares of those wondering if me thinks them insane... wondering what they must've done to me whilst I slept*
8/28/09 1:15 PM
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I am astounded by the brillance of this thread. 2Jup, aren't you a lawyer?! I am as well, and I can't think of any other lawyers I know that have the time to write with the eloquence or persistence that you do. More power to you--how many attorneys in your office?

What am I saying? I am waiting with baited breath for the the next ingenious post. Maybe I need to get back to work...
8/28/09 1:24 PM
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bktwothree - I am astounded by the brillance of this thread. 2Jup, aren't you a lawyer?! I am as well, and I can't think of any other lawyers I know that have the time to write with the eloquence or persistence that you do. More power to you--how many attorneys in your office?

What am I saying? I am waiting with baited breath for the the next ingenious post. Maybe I need to get back to work...
He spelts good'r 2
 
8/28/09 1:24 PM
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*****IMPORTANT INTEL*****

3 clicks down the river to the southwest...

gaggle of bruts sporting various hammer-like weapons...

range is from fat max power head heavy duty industrial hammers to inflatable ones that say "abortion" in big red letters...

Threw my walkie-talkie at them...

Made them angry...

I don't know that I can hold them off...
8/28/09 1:31 PM
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Pernicious - *****IMPORTANT INTEL*****

3 clicks down the river to the southwest...

gaggle of bruts sporting various hammer-like weapons...

range is from fat max power head heavy duty industrial hammers to inflatable ones that say "abortion" in big red letters...

Threw my walkie-talkie at them...

Made them angry...

I don't know that I can hold them off...


Since you threw your walkie talkie and not your shoes I suggest you fall back quickly until reinforcements come.
8/28/09 1:31 PM
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2JupitersTooMany - RLL, your enthusiasm is honorable. I'd rather lose a head now and then because of passion than lose the war because of complacency.

Please, accept the role of Minister of Propoganda.


Accepted.

Tito- we stand strong awaiting your return. Stay alert for a signal from an unlikely source!

back in the tds wars, i was heavily involved in dismisformation campaigns. i am at your disposal, if needed.
-SM MM
8/28/09 1:35 PM
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I REGRET THAT I HAVE BUT ONE LIFE TO GIVE....





FOR FUTA!



TITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!1!!!ELEVEN!!!!
8/28/09 1:36 PM
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bktwothree, forgive me that I don't clasp hands with you, provide you with biography and welcome you to the team. I'll merely say: we need capable minds as much as we need capable bodies.


*BUT A MAN IS IN TROUBLE*

BOLO BOLO BOLO BOLO BOLO

I need fast movers deployed downriver to Pernicious' location.

I want BeanTownMMA to join and monitor all frequencies.

TheGoldenRule, snap the f*ck awake NOW and get some supporting fire in there. GOD HELP ME, if you hit any friendlies, I'll have you gutted like a dolphin at a tuna factory

DAMMIT IF I'M GOING TO LOSE A MAN

Rules of engagement are as follows:

THERE ARE NO RULES 
8/28/09 1:38 PM
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MountainMedic - 
RLL - 
2JupitersTooMany - RLL, your enthusiasm is honorable. I'd rather lose a head now and then because of passion than lose the war because of complacency.

Please, accept the role of Minister of Propoganda.


Accepted.

Tito- we stand strong awaiting your return. Stay alert for a signal from an unlikely source!

back in the tds wars, i was heavily involved in dismisformation campaigns. i am at your disposal, if needed.
-SM MM


Propaganda Step 1: Make the UG feel appealing again for Tito. Create threads like "Ken Shamrock sucks" and "my hat size is xxxl, what about yours?".

The slandering of Mark Coleman may just be "Propaganda Step 2", details soon to follow.
8/28/09 1:39 PM
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8/28/09 1:40 PM
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Hell, this whole thing is GOING TO SH*T, and there's not a DAMN THING I can do about it.

I need a better command structure, better cooirdination, and I need the lilly-liberal CONGRESS to commit some serious money to this operation before we're getting our cardboard covered asses shot up and dropped into paper mache coffins.
8/28/09 1:42 PM
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I'm already on it Jups. Pernicious' is in deep sh*t up to his waist. For now, the best I can get to him without blowing his cover is some Car and Driver magazines and a Game Boy. EVERYONE WITH A WALKIE: STAY ON CHANNEL 19 UNTIL I GET BACK!!


*Drives to Wal-Mart to pick up 18 more glow in the dark Walkie's*
8/28/09 1:42 PM
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AND I WANT recruiters. We're human-resource deficient. We're split on two fronts, so our asses are bare and our sides are naked.
8/28/09 1:44 PM
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Picture of reqruits waiting for deployment.

8/28/09 1:44 PM
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I can't have recon operations getting compromised every time some hammer-humping rabble walks up a creek and RATTLES one of my men.
8/28/09 1:52 PM
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MY...


GOD....

THIS...

HAMMERHOUSE!!!



8/28/09 1:57 PM
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UPDATE:

Setup a major perimeter outside the North and Southwest quadrants. Basically a 3 mile radius from camp-site. Pernicious is safe, do not worry Jups, none of your men will die in Vain from this cause! Let's keep it covert ladies and gents, I have 27 more Walkie's with basic capability but I can't keep giving free tutorials on Morse Code. Everyone on board can receive a wrist band that gives you clearance into the base when we all need to retreat or if Jups calls a group meeting of any sort. Facial recognition is also up and running on solar power, as well as the hover craft.

Please advise, keep the wrist bands on at ALL times! This will distinguish you from Hammer-Thumping impersonators. Channel 19 and 34 are private air-waves so make sure you are in CONSTANT contact with the Commander..
8/28/09 2:05 PM
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Today, you people are no longer maggots. You're part of a brotherhood. From now on until the day you die, wherever you are, every one of us is your brother. Most of you will go to War. Some of you will not come back. But always remember this. That's what we're here for. But the "Tito On UG" movement lives forever. And that means YOU live forever.
8/28/09 2:09 PM
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LI'L ANTIDOTETTE GOTS BETTER ABS THAN YOU TITO!  YOU FAT! NO RESPECT FOR YOU! NONE CAN SAVE YOU!

ANTIDOTE BY VICIOUS GNP RD 1.  MANY BLOOD FROM TITO.



Wow, great pics of Coleman and Tito!!!
8/28/09 2:16 PM
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I'm back. A little disoriented, kinda hungry, but no worse for wear. I managed to snag a couple of photos w/ by flip camera, just so you know what we're up against.







*shakes uncontrollably*

8/28/09 2:16 PM
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If Zed's Christopher Cross serenade didn't lure Tito into the open, then I figure he ain't a-comin'.

I'll just go ahead and cock my helmet, light up a cigarette, and stretch an "I told you so" smile across my unshaven chops.

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