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1/15/13 11:04 PM
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Dougie
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What a tale! This man deserves to be spoken in the same breath as Bruce Lee and Helio Gracie. A man who won enough fights to essentially mean he fought over 5 times a day for years of his life, Mark Bailey's story is incredible. This fella went over seas, where there is no record keeping, no proof of existence, and no documentation of any fights occurring whatsoever. But wow, to win them ALL! What a hero to us all. He even beat fighters whose names sound an awful lot like UFC Hall of Famers such as Kint Shamrock and Roy Gracie (no, I'm seriously not making this up. This was really in the book.) Not only that, but HE WAS A NAVY SEAL TOO! They don't have any record of him as a member of the US Armed Forces, but that's only because he was part of a super secret sect of the military that not even the military knew about! A true hero in almost every way! You just can't make this stuff up!

Except that you can. This story is unreal. It is something that even the makers of C rate video games would never pick up. Unfortunately for Mark Bailey, the story is in fact fake. All of it. The guy made up all of this stuff and actually expects people to believe him too, which is really what makes it so funny. If you are looking for something to read and nudge your buddy about saying "Check this out, he KILLED almost 100 people with his bare hands, won 5 shoot fight FOTY awards, and we get to read about it! How lucky are we?!?!?!" then you should definitely buy this book. The shipping costs more than the book itself, but let me tell you, it is so worth it. It's great in the same sense that listening to a kid tell absolutely bogus and transparent lies is really great too. If you actually search Mark Bailey on YouTube, you can watch him fight in a no-name production in Alabama. Boy is he something. This is one of the best unintentionally funny books on the market, and it is a can't miss stocking-stuffer for any fighter or fan of the sport! And as for your loved ones fighting to protect our country, I really would not show them this. They would probably not find posing as a soldier and lying about military service to be so funny as fighters find it when people say they're good but aren't.

1/15/13 11:05 PM
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Reviews of his book.

1/15/13 11:11 PM
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1/16/13 12:21 AM
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Here is a photo of his handiwork!
1/16/13 5:00 AM
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1/16/13 8:58 AM
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1/16/13 10:29 AM
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RIP CHIMONO



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3/24/14 7:06 PM
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This guy is a tool, I think he has went underground where he belongs...
3/24/14 7:07 PM
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10/31/14 1:28 PM
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10/31/14 1:54 PM
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Jesus Trav, have some respect for Chimono. You know better than to resurrect this thread when attempts to resurrect our fallen combat brother Chimono went unsuccessful.

*observes moment of keyboard silence for Chimono Phone Post 3.0
10/31/14 3:36 PM
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I sub'd this zombie thread 5 years ago-wtf?

11/4/14 9:31 AM
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I sub'd this zombie thread 5 years ago-wtf?


We had dealings with this guy locally in the Georgia scene. George Allen begged him to fight him years ago, Bailey was an extreme con artist...
11/4/14 9:37 AM
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