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11/23/12 1:37 PM
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SonofJockstrap
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Your mma is so bad Chael beat you with a spinning backfist

11/23/12 1:41 PM
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Michael Kn1ght
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Kirkifan1 -  your mma is so bad you couldn't beat up eddie bravo
I punched Eddie once over a game of call of duty and my arms haven't worked the same since.. Phone Post
11/23/12 1:41 PM
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DojoJay
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Your MMA is so bad, you punch like a girl...

11/23/12 1:43 PM
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fourozgloves
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Your MMA is so bad you made Julian Lane not want to bang..............bro. Phone Post
11/23/12 1:46 PM
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iamarealamerican
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your mma is so bad, you tried to armbar me and ended up getting a vasectomy
11/23/12 1:51 PM
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yrrepttam
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your mma is so bad GSP "was not imress by your preformance'
11/23/12 1:52 PM
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Exiive
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Your MMA is so bad Mike Goldberg called it correctly Phone Post
11/23/12 3:03 PM
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RandyDarsh
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Your mma is so bad, I won't let you bang bro. Phone Post
11/23/12 3:08 PM
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JiuKaraKwonThaiKungDo Master
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Your MMA is so bad that your UFC isn't even as bad as your MMA! Bitch Phone Post
11/23/12 3:19 PM
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cheesesteak
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Your MMA is so bad that even TMA guys would triangle you
11/23/12 3:26 PM
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Skilf
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Your MMA is so bad, your got invited to team Alpha Nail
11/23/12 3:34 PM
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KlinAtizer
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KlinAtizer - Your mma is so bad, when they announce your name Goldy yells "It's all over". Phone Post
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11/23/12 3:58 PM
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Built Like A Fedor
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Your MMA is so bad, that you're often beaten by opponents with much less skill than you.  You probably don't train hard enough, and have a poor diet.  Your girlfriend doesn't support your "fighter lifestyle", so you're ambivalent about your desire to fight, and in so being, you lose even more matches.  You should probably just retire and hope that you qualify for a green name here, and you can share fond memories of your career and your many losses.

11/23/12 4:05 PM
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Mayhem13
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Your MMA is so bad, that after seeing you fight, Condom Depot sponsored your dad instead of you. Phone Post
11/23/12 10:09 PM
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DreamerMMA
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Your MMA is so bad you went back to pro wrestling.

11/23/12 11:18 PM
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eyeMDaMan
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^You MMA is SO BAD that Mister Fred Ettish HIMSELF would force you to buttscoot, THEN he would bring on the TAP JUST BY MOUNTING YOU!!!! (ie: Remco Pardou(sp?) vs. Marco Ruas or Royce Gracie...i forget)
11/23/12 11:19 PM
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eyeMDaMan
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^You MMA is SO BAD that during BJJ PRACTICE you TAP YOURSELF OUT just by being on TOP(need conditioning i think).

-oh wait...that is ME.
11/23/12 11:21 PM
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KZTT_W85
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Your MMA is so bad Julian lane won't let you bang Phone Post
11/23/12 11:23 PM
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eyeMDaMan
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duplicate!!!!^^^^
11/23/12 11:32 PM
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Baroquen Record
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Your mma is so bad when you grab your own foot from guard joe rogan doesn't have a rubber guard induced orgasm. Phone Post
11/23/12 11:50 PM
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Rusty Shackleford
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Mayhem13 - Your MMA is so bad, that after seeing you fight, Condom Depot sponsored your dad instead of you. Phone Post
Lol! Phone Post
11/24/12 1:01 AM
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shawes
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your mma is so bad mtv created a show about you and your traneing partners at "karate mafia" Phone Post
11/24/12 1:55 AM
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osaewaza
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your mma is so bad,justin beiber says,"im not impressed with your performance"
11/24/12 3:00 AM
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RabbiVJ
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your mma is so bad that your mother was hamster and your father smelt of elderberries...

11/24/12 7:08 AM
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Rusty Shackleford
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Your Mma is so bad, your shin snapped when Corey hill checked your kick Phone Post

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