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10/25/13 2:39 PM
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bispingpokedmybrowneye
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Your MMAs so bad Genkj Sudo walked out in a tshirt with no music to fight you.

Your mounts so bad Art Jimmerson wouldnt tap.

Your MMAs so bad Gus Johnson said "These things dont happen in MMA" during your fight.

Your MMAs so bad theres a romoshop thread after every one of your fights.

Your MMAs so bad NY would sanction your fights. Phone Post
10/25/13 2:40 PM
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bispingpokedmybrowneye
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Your MMAs so bad when Yuji Shimada refs your fights he says "Stop...Get out" Phone Post
10/25/13 3:50 PM
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hybridfc
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your mma is so.. this thread is shit. Phone Post
10/25/13 10:17 PM
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PrestigeWorldwide
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^^ your mma is so bad when you weighed in no one was there...

When you flexed your muscles and made your mean face....no one was there... Phone Post 3.0
10/25/13 11:31 PM
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The_Spider
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Cecil peoples scored a 10-0 for you.
The ref pushed you away when buffer announced the winner.
The scale broke at your fat ass weigh in. The ring girl behind you puked as you stood. Joe Rogan ran away at your face off.

Your training footage was sped up by a million so it looked normal.

The crowd were putting hats on you during your walk in.

You went and stayed in the wrong corner between rounds. Your cornermen put on a banner of the other fighter. Your cornermen threw in the towel when buffer was announcing you.

When your opponent motioned to touch gloves, you stuck your face out so he could hit you. When your opponent kicked your balls, you didn't feel a thing.
10/25/13 11:36 PM
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Letibleu
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Your MMA is so bad UG threads are made about your self defence videos.

10/26/13 12:08 AM
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myee8
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Your mma is so bad, even Kos wouldn't motorboat yout ass... Phone Post 3.0
10/26/13 12:19 AM
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DeviLDog10
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Your MMA is so bad that Joe Son tapped you with holy water Phone Post
10/26/13 6:06 AM
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Snakey89
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Ur mma so bad Kongo won't even kick u in the balls!!!!

Ur mma is so bad JDS eats a whole tub of creatine before he fights u !!!

Ur mma is so bad nick Diaz knocks u out with a head kick!!! Phone Post
10/26/13 9:47 AM
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UGCTT_LastCall
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Your MMA is so bad Tito wouldn't even back out of the fight with a cracked skull attached to a broken neck.
10/26/13 9:55 AM
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Letibleu
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UGCTT_LastCall - Your MMA is so bad Tito wouldn't even back out of the fight with a cracked skull attached to a broken neck.

Your MMA is so bad Tito didnt have any body problems or excuses.

10/26/13 9:58 AM
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bluesville
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Your MMA is so bad Mayhem called you a bitch *****
10/26/13 12:47 PM
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tomp6581
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You MMA is so bad, Tito didn't get injured Phone Post 3.0
10/26/13 2:59 PM
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myjawhurts
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Your mma's so bad you were submitted by your kit bag Phone Post 3.0
10/26/13 3:01 PM
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The Popeye
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Your MMA is so bad that if it were made of the best weed in the world and stuffed in a vaporizer even Joe Rogan would not touch it!
10/28/13 4:35 AM
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PermitMeFisticuffsBrother
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Your MMA is so bad you thought an omoplata came with side dishes
10/28/13 4:47 AM
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Mayhem13
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Mayhem13 - Your MMA is so bad, that after seeing you fight, Condom Depot sponsored your dad instead of you. Phone Post
Since they are back to sponsoring people once again...

I am busting this one back out! Phone Post
10/28/13 10:28 AM
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kungfufedor
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Your MMA is so bad Aoki would make you shoot for Take downs
10/28/13 12:13 PM
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GregNoActionJackson
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You're mma is so bad you wild each it that meets there fully clothed Phone Post
10/28/13 12:30 PM
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NINJAe973
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Jason Chambers - Your MMA is so bad Cecil Peoples gave you the decision
Best so far Phone Post
10/28/13 3:04 PM
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TheRaider
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..that you completely missed you spinning backfist, fell on your ass and then got knee'd in the solar plexes.
10/28/13 3:11 PM
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BjjButthead
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My MMA is so bad... The still call me Jiu Jitsu Bob lol.
10/31/13 6:30 PM
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CaptainAhab
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Your MMA is so bad that Rhonda beat you by not armbar.
10/31/13 6:33 PM
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Big EP
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Your MMA is so bad, Cody Bollinger is your nutritionist.

10/31/13 7:05 PM
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RifatSahin
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Your MMA is so bad, you get choked during a heel hook =) Phone Post 3.0

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