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 Nothing it just waved
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 What's red and bad for your teeth?



A brick.

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 What's red and smells like blue paint?


Red paint.

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 What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on you it will kill you?


A pool table
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 Whats's brown and sticky?


A stick.
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 A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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 So a seal walks into a club.....
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Q: How did Hitler tie his shoes?



A: In little nazis

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 Two unemployed Irishmen walking down a road see a poster advertising "Tree fellers wanted". One says to the other, b'jaysus Paddy, and there's only two of us!
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 What did the Ocean say to the Gulf of Mexico?




How's it going there, slick?

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 What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?





Dr. Dre

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 What's worse than a worm in your apple?






Getting raped

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Invisible Lats Syndrome
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What's 10" long and white?

Nothing.
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 lololololololol great thread bro!!!
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 A man didn't like his haircut, but it started to grow on him....
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 What do you call a guy who never farts in public?



A private tutor
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  What do gay horses eat?


Haaaaaaaaaay!!!
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 What kind of flower is on your face?




Tulips!!
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 What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who gets in a fight with his cat?




Claude
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 What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?



This tastes funny
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 What was Mario's favorite kind of pants?


Denim denim denim. (Mario music)
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 A guy walked into a Bar........



He said ouch.
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What's black, white, and red and gets stuck in revolving doors?





A nun with a spear through her.
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what do you call someone who doesn't fart in public?

a private tutor!
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garythekid - Q: <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; line-height: normal; ">How did Hitler tie his shoes?<p style="margin-top: 5px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">

A: In little nazis</p></span>


Literal GOL (Groan out loud).


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