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7/15/10 8:51 PM
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 NYPost - Monkey see, monkey kill. Taliban terrorists have a secret weapon to destroy the infidel American enemy — monkey marksmen. According to The People’s Daily in China, the Taliban in Afghanistan is “training monkeys to use weapons to attack American troops.” The newspaper’s bizarre story says the Islamic insurgents have drafted macaques and baboons to be all that they can be, arming them with AK-47 rifles, machine guns and trench mortars in the Waziristan tribal region near the border between Pakistan and Afghanistan. The monkeys, being rewarded with bananas and peanuts, are being turned into snipers at a secret Taliban training base. The newspaper says “photos have been widely spread by media agencies and Web sites across the world.” One of those sites is the Pakistan Defense Forum, which has pictures of gun-toting monkeys, and makes the wild claim that a monkey-soldier program was first launched by the CIA in Vietnam. “Today, the Taliban forces have given the American troops some of their own medicine,” The People’s Daily said.
7/16/10 12:45 PM
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i think the taliban use the monkeys for their version of an MWR program.

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7/16/10 12:48 PM
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LOL funny shit :P
9/7/10 8:46 PM
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Baboo baby? Phone Post
9/17/10 8:24 PM
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Cowards sending thier children to do thier fighting.
10/26/10 3:53 PM
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Isnt that the same as Americans sending Marines LOL!
10/26/10 5:50 PM
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Haaaa! Dont think so, Marines never have that much facial hair, and are generally taller. Nice try though.
10/27/10 10:59 PM
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Marines smell worse though. And Monkeys throw their shit better.
11/11/10 11:26 AM
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^ But thats only because Marines have to wear pants, so it keeps all the shit in trapped in our pants, and it also causes issues re-loading since you want to bring up shit throwing in the mix. Whats ur excuse soldier for being subpar to Marines in those areas.

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