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11/12/13 2:16 PM
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I got no love for Franca, but how great it would be to see him get out of prison and find out that some untrained fat guy is pretending to be him?  You thought what he did to Manny Reyes was bad?  Just wait now that he's mastered the mythical art of Jailhouse Rock.

On another note, can anyone familiar with the language confirm whether the portuguese on the Franca page is that of a native speaker or just internet translated?  Dave wasn't above posting in fake-Portuguese Langzillian, but it should be pretty obvious if that's the case here.

11/12/13 2:24 PM
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Lang is like Herpes, he is the gift that keeps on giving Phone Post
11/12/13 3:24 PM
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itswhitty - 

I got no love for Franca, but how great it would be to see him get out of prison and find out that some untrained fat guy is pretending to be him?  You thought what he did to Manny Reyes was bad?  Just wait now that he's mastered the mythical art of Jailhouse Rock.

On another note, can anyone familiar with the language confirm whether the portuguese on the Franca page is that of a native speaker or just internet translated?  Dave wasn't above posting in fake-Portuguese Langzillian, but it should be pretty obvious if that's the case here.


Or even fake translated english. Sites of web.
11/12/13 4:02 PM
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11/12/13 5:24 PM
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Dave Lang. Still living a lie... Phone Post 3.0
11/12/13 8:37 PM
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This guy just never gives up. Phone Post 3.0
11/12/13 9:08 PM
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So frustrating how this guy won't go away.
11/13/13 9:40 AM
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This has been the best 3 days of reading I have ever had.

11/13/13 9:50 AM
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Just got this sent to me... its worth the read

An FYI: Dave follows everything on the UG. He wrote the following to me on Monday (11/11/13):
David Mrbean Dasilvala
11/11, 5:27pm
David Mrbean Dasilvala
[I deleted the first sentence referencing family,]. I saw what you did on the underground . thank you for giving me the opportunity to sit with you and show you proof.

(the below is her response to this)

Clearly, his last sentence is sarcastic... Which is unjustified, as I actually *had* given him the opportunity to come clean to me and be honest with me before I ever contacted you, Phil. He did not do so but instead offered lengthy diatribes about conspiracy theories and having "a mountain of proof," while providing NO proof to me aside from stating his latest 2 alleged affiliations, if that can be considered "proof." I never did get those "15" names. Apparently, he thought he could side-step that with me... which is very disrespectful to me as it indicates his belief that I lack the intelligence or ability to see through his BLATANT tactics... though he is fond of calling me "a friend of 15 years." As I stated to you previously, I met him only 12 years ago and have interacted with him at most a half a dozen times, consisting primarily of "hi, how are you," and, "bye, see you later," when seeing him in passing. He was most certainly an acquaintance, but never on the level of a friend as we had never spent any "real" or quality time together at all. However, as my husband ran into him frequently and thought he was "a good guy," I was and am familiar with the fact that he had never left the local area for any military training much less deployment anywhere. Also, I did not understand where this MMA BJJ stuff came from as I knew he had never "gone back and forth to Brazil" to train. His lies astound me. Only a few days ago his FB page stated he was in Sao Paolo, Brazil "3 weeks ago," which I know is a lie as he was at my niece's house during that time. He has since deleted that lie from his FB page, but I have a saved copy of his page stating that to prove it. On October 20th of this year, he added the life event "Moved to São Paulo, Brazil" on his FB page. I would love to know WHEN, in the midst of 2 consecutive marriages spanning the last 11 years of his life and the birth and rearing of his 4 children, he "moved to" Brazil. I believe he is trying to cover his tracks. Despite his entire history of lies and then lies to cover lies, there was nothing offered to explain much less "prove" any of it to me. I am of the conscience that "evil men succeed when good [wo]men stand by and do nothing." For this reason, I could not with good conscience allow Dave to continue to perpetuate his fraud to the community concerning BJJ and MMA, and I contacted you. I do not understand how he believes that any of what he says makes any sense to an intelligent, perceptive, or even merely logical individual.
11/13/13 12:43 PM
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I like this new lady. Also, it would be awesome to contact Skyfeather. Tik? Phone Post
11/13/13 12:58 PM
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If hermes was sentenced to 42 months un Jan 2012, he coud be out anytime now. Tyically you serve around 2/3 of your sentence with good time. Plus they probably took into account his time served before sentencing unless he was out on bail. Even when he gets out he might be hard to find as he'll probably high tail it down to brazil and lay low for awhile. Im really interested to see what he has to say about all this. Phone Post 3.0
11/18/13 12:01 AM
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Left a review for Evolution Fight Team, Courtland New York's Facebook page. IF it is indeed where Dave Kiddie Fucker Lang is plying his trade, then I stand by my review.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Evolution-Fight-Team-Ny/162526270578332

Scroll down to see my review. Nothing much to it, just warning them of the pitfalls of working with a sociopath.
11/21/13 1:00 AM
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Again with this? It's like every holiday season catching up with an old friend.
11/21/13 2:28 AM
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Sub Phone Post 3.0
11/21/13 8:44 PM
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Ok, i've just came across this thread and have read like first 30 pages or so, but there's just too many for me to keep track.<br />So if someone could explain to me, in short notes what exactly happened till this day.<br />What i know is that this Dave Lang guy claimed to be BB under Ismail.<br />Next thing there was this whole investigation party going on from mmaguy and few others. <br />Last info i got is that through some rio connection Wallid has been informed of this guy and is pissed about it cause he actually didn't honored the black belt to this dude who appears to be a complete fraud. In the meantime there's this whole thing going on at his academy's website, him deleting the Wallid mentions etc...<br /><br /><br />So if someone could inform me of what happened after nwhat i just described. Was there an peeppee video from Lang, is there Ismail reaction recorded of this thing, did the whole thing ended, or is it still going on?<br /><br />Ye i know this is my first post, but i've been reading this forum for a couple o years now, reason i didnt posted is cause i mainly use the mobile app that requires me to purchase the paid app for posting, and i was really too lazy to do it from my pc (until ow)
11/21/13 10:14 PM
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flyboy91 - Ok, i've just came across this thread and have read like first 30 pages or so, but there's just too many for me to keep track.<br />So if someone could explain to me, in short notes what exactly happened till this day.<br />What i know is that this Dave Lang guy claimed to be BB under Ismail.<br />Next thing there was this whole investigation party going on from mmaguy and few others. <br />Last info i got is that through some rio connection Wallid has been informed of this guy and is pissed about it cause he actually didn't honored the black belt to this dude who appears to be a complete fraud. In the meantime there's this whole thing going on at his academy's website, him deleting the Wallid mentions etc...<br /><br /><br />So if someone could inform me of what happened after nwhat i just described. Was there an peeppee video from Lang, is there Ismail reaction recorded of this thing, did the whole thing ended, or is it still going on?<br /><br />Ye i know this is my first post, but i've been reading this forum for a couple o years now, reason i didnt posted is cause i mainly use the mobile app that requires me to purchase the paid app for posting, and i was really too lazy to do it from my pc (until ow)
VU til u get your answers ... But I think you got the story pretty much Phone Post 3.0
11/22/13 8:38 PM
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fuck that bullshit...

read the thread! Trust ALL of us when we say you wont be disapointed...

I will however post my famous thread summary... DAve fucking hates it...



FUCK DAVE LANG.
11/22/13 8:40 PM
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mmaguy30 - A Thread summary, by mmaguy30.

Alumnabjj finds a website made by Dave Lang, on the site, Dave claims to be a BB under Walid Ishmail as well as a Judo BB under another guy from France, as well as have an amazing fight record, and unreal BJJ tourny record of like 78-1...

I end up involved, and make contact with Dave.

Dave claims to be from Argentina via Brazil, and to of lived and trained in Brazil for many years. Dave types and communicates all in broken English, alleging he barley speaks english, and often communicates in Portuguese.

I recieve emails from people "in Brazil" that swear Dave is legit... at this point I let the UG know he is not a fraud, and we may of over reacted...

Others contact me and warn me that Dave is a complete fraud.

I find that the ip address of the sender who says he is in Brazil, is the same as the one Dave has been corresponding to me from, and the emails from the people in Brazil is a fake.

Dave starts changing his story, drops the fake accent (after we find that he has never lived outside NY state) and we are contacted by people who know him who have much to tell...

We find that Dave was arrested and tried for raping his 2 very young nieces (they were under the age of 10 when he raped them) The case was dismissed on a technicality that both the judge and prosecution worked against, but could do nothing about... the girls where too traumatized to testify a second time, so the case was dropped. (FACT, Dave rapes small children.)

Wallid Ismail is interviewed and confirms on video that he has never heard of the kiddy raper Dave Lang.

Dave alleges that Wallid Ismail is a liar, that the reason WAllid denies knowing him is a money dispute, then he changes his story again and says he was duped by HIS master, a french guy named Gilbert Poulard, who trained with Carlson Gracie...

GIlbert Poulard is found in France via snail mail, in a handwritten letter he confirms he has never met or heard of or trained with the kiddy raper.

It is universally agreed to that Dave is a cockfaggit kiddy raper and that somewhere, in Rio, Wallid is FUMIN mad.

Dave then tells us (accent and poor language totally gone) he got his BB from other people and this is all a mistake.

Dave's gym is closed down and all his "students" leave him in disgust after finding that the certificates he gave them with Wallid's signature on them where fake.

People from the area inform us that when in High School, Daves wife, who defends him and swears he is legit, became famous for sucking off a horse. SHe is from then on known as a horsefucker and or horse sucking slut.

www.davelangthefraud.com goes online

It is discovered that Dave has lied to many about being a former U.S. Army ranger, and battle decorated, wounded combat veteran from Afghanistan and Iraq. (Dave never finished Highschool, nor entered the Army, and has vision in only one eye after shooting himself with a paintball gun. After finding this out, he is from then on known as a 1 eyed kiddy fucker)

Dave stops all communication.

Several months go by, and Dave lays low, presumably molesting local children and watching with his one eye his whore wife suck off the neighbors and local farm animals.

It is found that Dave has opened a new school and has a new batch of students.

Dave know says he got his BB from Renzo Gracie, then Renzo Gracies cousin Roulon, then Francisco Mansour, then Hermes Franka, as well as a few other guys.

Dave forms Viking Jui Jitsu

Daves New school is closed after we expose him to all his new students.

Brad "jazz hands" Wood is discovered, a lang MMA prodigy that once knocked out Jon Bones Jones and Mike Tyson all in one day. (Brad goes on to fight in a local shitshow and loses...)

Dave is found to be training local high school kids, and kicking them in the heads till they are knocked out. The cops are called, and tell Dave he cant train anyone there anymore due to zoning and the fact that he is a one eyed cockfaggit

Missy Lang (Missy the horse sucker) is still sucking horse dick, and now former "friends" of Dave allege they fucked her while Dave was absent...They show proof, and allege that she has a VERY fragrant vagina, similar in scent to the floor of the toilet on a Nipponese tuna boat.

Dave assumes the identity of a guy who came and trained with him, and then offers "proof" Dave is legit in the form of emails from the assumed identity. The person in question is found and confirms he never sent any emails and that Dave is a child raping liar who trains in a dirty barn behind his shitbox of a house.

On multiple occasions I offer thousands of dollars to Dave to roll with me, compete against me, fight me, even talk to me on the phone... he refuses.

It is agreed on by all that Wallid is still fuming mad, Dave is still a 1 eyed cowardly kiddy fucker, and his wife is still a whorish silly horse sucker.

On a trip to NY I stop by Dave's house (shitbox) and get pics of both it (the shitbox) and his closed down school. (and the current school, a barn I would not store my lawnmower in) Dave cowers inside beating off (with only 1 eye) to kiddy porn while Missy watches Mr. Ed reruns while masturbating with a zucchini in her mouth.

More new students are found... they compete and all lose. They are told by Dave he got his belt from Hermes Franca, because he used to train at ATT in Florida, (There was once a person with the same name training there, we CONFIRM its not the same kiddy fucker)

I offer Dave $400+ PER HOUR to do a phone in interview on his training... the coward hides.


I miss anything?

The child molestation thing is legit...There is some info about it in the thread summary above...(we obviously need to make sure the summary is posted on every page, Dave HATES it!)

the short version is that he raped 2 of his 8 year old nieces, he was arrested and it went to trial, but there was some really crazy shitty technicality that stopped the trial, even the judge was pissed, and the nieces didn't want to go through the hell of testifying again, so it was dropped...

fact: Dave lang rapes young children.

Just wow

fuck dave lang.
11/22/13 8:48 PM
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Fuck him until he is deyd Phone Post 3.0
11/24/13 2:53 AM
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Thx for the summary mmaguy, VU.
But, just WOW, i never could have imagined the way this all would wind up. Im actually little shocked. fuck that kiddyrapist son of a bitch, the lowest a human being can fall.
11/24/13 4:21 AM
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This guy has spent the last three years trying to convince people he is a legit BJJ black belt. Imagine if he spent all that time for three years training. He wouldn't be black but could be purple/brown. Phone Post 3.0
11/24/13 8:21 AM
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My God, these sites of web... Phone Post 3.0
11/24/13 9:01 AM
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U need to read the entire thread guys so much gold a summary doesn't do it justice Phone Post 3.0
11/24/13 9:04 AM
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VinegarStrokes - This guy has spent the last three years trying to convince people he is a legit BJJ black belt. Imagine if he spent all that time for three years training. He wouldn't be black but could be purple/brown. Phone Post 3.0

I don't know that there's even a legit BJJ brown teaching classes within two hours drive of lang. There was a legit black but he moved on to greener pastures.
11/24/13 3:04 PM
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yj381 - Again with this? It's like every holiday season catching up with an old friend.
I love this thread many an hour in the toilet reading Phone Post 3.0

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