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12/30/13 12:46 PM
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McLeod
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I just DON'T GET IT!!!!! AHHH!!!! Don't ANY UG'ers live near this guys school? How is it that it's been 3 years and NOONE has dojo stormed this guys place over and over till they get him? Video taped it. I GUARANTEE you that if this guys school was in Cleveland Ohio, that at least 7 different black belts would've already shut his a$$ down. At this point, it's a little sad on OUR part that this thread is still going on, more pictures are surfacing, he invited the UG to his school, but noone has gone. :( I'm sure I'm missing something. UG , restore my faith! :)
12/30/13 1:57 PM
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BiggRigg - With magic in the air on a cold Christmas night,
David Lang was promoted, and sowed his third stripe.

He was careful on the sower, with only one eye he could see
Sipping on eggnog, much sweeter than the UG's Pee Pee.

I know what Ill do, he said in a flash
Ill rob children of innocence and commit fraud for some cash

Ill say Im a Christian, its not lying of course
My wife is virtuous, she is no slut who sucked off a horse.

So he gathered his plans, why train? lying is faster
A quick Wikipedia search, to find his Black Belt master.

For years this sex offending scum found victims to pounce
Until he met the UG, and so was he trounced.

But like a molesting cockroach he could not be stopped
Exceptwhen he forth that 94 year old and was handily dropped

For years this saga went on, Lang even changed his name
But know this David, the result will always be the same.

You are a disgrace, a liar at best, you know its true
And just like many before, this mickey mouse gym is through

Masterful job sir. I read every post on this page in the same rhythm as this post. Just amazing. Phone Post 3.0
12/30/13 2:59 PM
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12/30/13 2:59 PM
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12/30/13 3:00 PM
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12/30/13 3:03 PM
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travis brickley doesnt dance
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12/30/13 3:04 PM
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travis brickley doesnt dance
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12/30/13 3:04 PM
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12/30/13 3:04 PM
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Hooray! My greatest UG accomplishment! Phone Post 3.0
12/30/13 3:06 PM
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Awww, maybe not. Guess I'll never have my wild each it moment :( Phone Post 3.0
12/30/13 4:46 PM
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no shit


think about it Dave, 10,000 posts all dedicated to the fact that you are a cockfaggit fraud piece of kiddy raping shit.


fuck you dave lang.
12/30/13 4:51 PM
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Dave is a douche!!!!!! Phone Post 3.0
12/30/13 6:15 PM
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I don't think this could happen on the west coast. Phone Post 3.0
12/30/13 7:48 PM
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travis brickley doesnt dance
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I feel bad for not saying "Fuck you, Dave" on the 10,000th post.














Fuck you, Dave. Phone Post 3.0
12/31/13 5:10 PM
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Can someone actually do something about this asshole? Phone Post 3.0
1/4/14 5:14 PM
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This is thanks to doublegoldbjj

http://youtu.be/TxaQuAeoRJA

"Paul Bethoney faixa Branca 2nd grau ...mastre David Da Silva Lang faixa preta 2nd grau" Phone Post 3.0
1/4/14 5:46 PM
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1/4/14 5:58 PM
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Dave lang sucks Phone Post 3.0
1/4/14 6:10 PM
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1/4/14 6:12 PM
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1/4/14 6:38 PM
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But I can't do it for one reason or another"





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1/4/14 6:51 PM
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-D0DG3R D0GG13- - "This fag needs to be taught a lesson,
But I can't do it for one reason or another"





-The UG Phone Post 3.0
Surely there is somebody local who can pay him a visit?? Phone Post 3.0
1/4/14 7:56 PM
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no shit


think about it Dave, 10,000 posts all dedicated to the fact that you are a cockfaggit fraud piece of kiddy raping shit.


fuck you dave lang.
Have you showed up to his gym yet? Phone Post 3.0

yes, I did... the pics are all over this thread...

went to his house as well...

I live 1000 miles away.
1/4/14 8:35 PM
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no shit


think about it Dave, 10,000 posts all dedicated to the fact that you are a cockfaggit fraud piece of kiddy raping shit.


fuck you dave lang.
Have you showed up to his gym yet? Phone Post 3.0

yes, I did... the pics are all over this thread...

went to his house as well...

I live 1000 miles away.
And VTFU again for doing it. Phone Post 3.0
1/4/14 10:40 PM
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