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12/26/13 5:30 PM
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jcblass
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Can't we just find the most willing badass, and all throw in 20 dollars to get him out to where ever Lang is, complete with a camera on hand etc.
12/26/13 5:43 PM
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So he is saying he is a two stripe blackbelt. Doesn't it take three years per stripe on blackbelt? Phone Post 3.0
12/27/13 12:02 PM
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This thread is like herpes the gift that keeps on giving Phone Post 3.0
12/27/13 12:58 PM
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Original Video - More videos at TinyPic

remember when he claimed to be a lotus club affiliate and black belt.

 

12/27/13 2:40 PM
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Dave,

If this is all true, and you are open to a respectful roll, please simply respond to this person (Mikes) offer to roll with your students, and possibly you. Problem solved, apologies given, and it'll be put to rest.
12/27/13 5:41 PM
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If he rolls, and proves he is legit, I will not only apologize, publicly, but I will video tape "I know how tastes Dave langs big peepee" being tattooed onto my back in large letters.

or on my chest, his choice.

I am dead serious dave.
12/27/13 6:28 PM
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mmaguy30 - If he rolls, and proves he is legit, I will not only apologize, publicly, but I will video tape "I know how tastes Dave langs big peepee" being tattooed onto my back in large letters.

or on my chest, his choice.

I am dead serious dave.
Dave be a man and step up, not a pedo cockfaggot Phone Post 3.0
12/27/13 8:39 PM
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is there a link to his gym on facebook or anywhere on the net? He is not listed at northeastmartialarts anymore.
12/27/13 10:23 PM
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I hope he just shows up .. Goin alone may not be smart tho Phone Post 3.0
12/27/13 11:29 PM
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Him being decent at rolling or even smashing a blue belt won't be nearly enough for me to accept him or apologize for anything.

He's still a fraud in my mind. Claiming false lineage.
12/27/13 11:36 PM
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In Phone Post 3.0
12/28/13 2:47 AM
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1.5 million views and 400 pages.... This guy is fucked either way.


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12/28/13 3:17 AM
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mmaguy30 - If he rolls, and proves he is legit, I will not only apologize, publicly, but I will video tape "I know how tastes Dave langs big peepee" being tattooed onto my back in large letters.

or on my chest, his choice.

I am dead serious dave.
I almost wish he was legit...just to see this. But alas, I will stick to buying PowerBall tickets, since the odds are significantly better. Phone Post 3.0
12/28/13 1:42 PM
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I'm just a lonely brown belt who would love nothing more than to have a respectful roll with Dave lang. If he's legit, I would have no problem admitting that and passing that on. Phone Post 3.0
12/28/13 4:57 PM
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UGPTT__IeatCOCKSforBreakfastAwYeah -

Damn that two stripe black belt looks as new and crisp as the first day he bought it. Phone Post 3.0
12/28/13 9:22 PM
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every one of those pics make me so fucking angry.


Dave, you are seriously a worthless piece of shit.
12/28/13 9:30 PM
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mmaguy30 - every one of those pics make me so fucking angry.


Dave, you are seriously a worthless piece of shit.
Dont let it get to you bro. There are more losers out there than just him.

Im sure eventually everyone in his life will catch on to the scam. One can only train under a white belt until that person quickly learns that they are equal or superior to the one teaching.

He will get his.... If he hasnt already!


Fucking scam Phone Post 3.0
12/29/13 4:19 AM
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Who found these pictures on a site of web?
12/29/13 4:43 AM
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How is it that this guy is a known fraud that has ripped off innocent and trusting people, yet he has an account and green name? 

 

Enough is enough, UG'ers in the area need to get their pitch forks and flame torches and find this douchebag. I wanna see a peepee taste video already...

 

 

12/29/13 5:24 PM
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Dirty Dick Slater - Look how long his gi pants are.

And he's with other black belts, and he has more stripes than they do. LOL I wonder if they were suspicious, or what the context of those photos is.

How embarrassing.
12/29/13 5:39 PM
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Something needs to be done but I'm in Cali Phone Post 3.0
12/29/13 11:52 PM
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12/30/13 12:46 PM
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I just DON'T GET IT!!!!! AHHH!!!! Don't ANY UG'ers live near this guys school? How is it that it's been 3 years and NOONE has dojo stormed this guys place over and over till they get him? Video taped it. I GUARANTEE you that if this guys school was in Cleveland Ohio, that at least 7 different black belts would've already shut his a$$ down. At this point, it's a little sad on OUR part that this thread is still going on, more pictures are surfacing, he invited the UG to his school, but noone has gone. :( I'm sure I'm missing something. UG , restore my faith! :)
12/30/13 1:57 PM
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BiggRigg - With magic in the air on a cold Christmas night,
David Lang was promoted, and sowed his third stripe.

He was careful on the sower, with only one eye he could see
Sipping on eggnog, much sweeter than the UG's Pee Pee.

I know what Ill do, he said in a flash
Ill rob children of innocence and commit fraud for some cash

Ill say Im a Christian, its not lying of course
My wife is virtuous, she is no slut who sucked off a horse.

So he gathered his plans, why train? lying is faster
A quick Wikipedia search, to find his Black Belt master.

For years this sex offending scum found victims to pounce
Until he met the UG, and so was he trounced.

But like a molesting cockroach he could not be stopped
Exceptwhen he forth that 94 year old and was handily dropped

For years this saga went on, Lang even changed his name
But know this David, the result will always be the same.

You are a disgrace, a liar at best, you know its true
And just like many before, this mickey mouse gym is through

Masterful job sir. I read every post on this page in the same rhythm as this post. Just amazing. Phone Post 3.0
12/30/13 2:59 PM
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