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2/1/14 8:28 PM
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BiggRigg
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Kuya, that's pretty bizarre. I remember years ago where I was training we had this guy show up who was like the most insufferable dude. Wasn't a bad guy, I could see as a person he wasn't mean or malicious, but like he began correcting others kick boxing/ ub grappling and what not in his first week training. Was really bizarre. So his girlfriend starts training too and is even worse. Like she had only put the white belt on for 5 minutes before trying to refine the technique of the fourth degree BB with 26 years experience holding Brazilian National Blue, Purple and Brown belt championships. They ended up having to leave but its weird, like a personality flaw. I don't know, like a compulsion to seem knowledgeable/ have some kind of imagined authority.

But yeah know what you mean about the confidence thing. Lang must allow that aspect of his make believe character to flourish at his 'gym'. If that's true, then that would logically mean that this has a definite ego factor to it. Interesting...
2/1/14 9:29 PM
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WTF... I turned down the lights,lit some candles and found an old jar of Vaseline and a tube sock. I clicked the link ready to see the greatest needle dick black belt in America bang some skank white belt. But no I got mat battled. This is bullshit.
I hope your happy mmaguy.
2/1/14 9:53 PM
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Somehow I would be less disturbed to know about guy was jacking it to gay porn than knowing they were jacking to Dave Lang and his know-it-all skank.  

2/1/14 9:54 PM
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My enthusiasm for the Lang video is pure freakshow, much like my enthusiasm to finally get to watch the famous "Chicken Fucker" video when I was a young soldier in the field. 

2/1/14 10:07 PM
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My failed attempt to make you laugh Briggs.Not familiar with the "chicken fucker" video Briggs but keep up the good work on the fake black belt.

2/1/14 10:18 PM
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It was funny, dude. Watching grainy footage of a guy fucking a chicked will ruin your faith in humanity, but I suppose it can prepare you to deal with a piece of shit like Lang. 

2/1/14 10:30 PM
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Vintage beastiality. Haha I'm not surprised by anything anymore. Best of luck taking the pedo Lang down. I hope he gets what's coming to him.
2/2/14 1:18 AM
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How long unti Tiphanie is a BB herself?...

2/2/14 1:21 AM
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TEAR GAS KUSH - Lol I didnt click cause I scolled by and say everyone else bitching. Thx guys for warning me lol. Ive never been matbattled and im kind of curious. Not bicurious lol.

Anyword on mmajunkie or a local morning radio station in cortland

Has there been communication with mmajunkie? Because honestly my gut said bloodyelbow would be the best bet, they do play-by-plays of jiu jitsu competitions and profiles of non mma fighting bjj blackbelts and such. IDK if the same is true of mmajunkie.
2/2/14 1:27 AM
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Caladan - 
TEAR GAS KUSH - Lol I didnt click cause I scolled by and say everyone else bitching. Thx guys for warning me lol. Ive never been matbattled and im kind of curious. Not bicurious lol.

Anyword on mmajunkie or a local morning radio station in cortland

Has there been communication with mmajunkie? Because honestly my gut said bloodyelbow would be the best bet, they do play-by-plays of jiu jitsu competitions and profiles of non mma fighting bjj blackbelts and such. IDK if the same is true of mmajunkie.

Sorry dude, but Bloodyanus is the enemy here. They talk so much shit about the UG. Besides, if I have to read this story on a site run by that cowboy hat wearing simpleton, I'll blow my brains out. They actually embrace calling themselves BElitists, like they are better than everyone. No, get this in the hands of a real mma journo like John Morgan. (not saying BriggsSeekums isn't legit, just that he's not affiliated with any of the big MMA News sites of web).
2/2/14 4:26 AM
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Black Belt, Sydney, NSW, Aus.

so does anyone actually have the details of langs bjj/mma gym nowadays, seeing as edwards kicked him out, or is he training from a garage?

2/2/14 4:44 AM
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Mr Bungle -
Caladan - 
TEAR GAS KUSH - Lol I didnt click cause I scolled by and say everyone else bitching. Thx guys for warning me lol. Ive never been matbattled and im kind of curious. Not bicurious lol.

Anyword on mmajunkie or a local morning radio station in cortland

Has there been communication with mmajunkie? Because honestly my gut said bloodyelbow would be the best bet, they do play-by-plays of jiu jitsu competitions and profiles of non mma fighting bjj blackbelts and such. IDK if the same is true of mmajunkie.

Sorry dude, but Bloodyanus is the enemy here. They talk so much shit about the UG. Besides, if I have to read this story on a site run by that cowboy hat wearing simpleton, I'll blow my brains out. They actually embrace calling themselves BElitists, like they are better than everyone. No, get this in the hands of a real mma journo like John Morgan. (not saying BriggsSeekums isn't legit, just that he's not affiliated with any of the big MMA News sites of web).
Why can't this site run an article on it detailing the history? Phone Post 3.0
2/2/14 9:54 AM
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Maybe I am late on this, but is thios David Langs father? https://www.facebook.com/peter.lang.7543
2/2/14 9:55 AM
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Holy fuck.. it's been at LEAST 2 years since I've been matbattled. Good job Phil you fuck...
2/2/14 10:09 AM
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Peter Lang is David Lang's older half-brother. But he's about 23 years older. Dave's other brothers are approximately 22 and 14 years older. 

2/2/14 10:12 AM
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ok gotcha. Have we talked to any of those guys?
2/2/14 10:25 AM
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Has everyone already seen this?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxaQuAeoRJA


I can't tell if it's him or not & both are wearing white belts but one of his aliases is in the description.


2/2/14 10:32 AM
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That's his "student" Paul Bethoney I believe .... Phone Post 3.0
2/2/14 10:32 AM
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Jeffphansen77 - Has everyone already seen this?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxaQuAeoRJA


I can't tell if it's him or not & both are wearing white belts but one of his aliases is in the description.



That's Dave's student Paul in the black. You can see Dave's bald ass head and in the lower left of the vid.
2/2/14 11:00 AM
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Thanks. The description confused me. I went looking for the other video on Youtube & found it.

So...I've been away from this thread a bit & only came back after my wife told me about the Police Gazette article.


I think I remember Dave's (now ex)wife being the main breadwinner. Now that she's gone & his tiny school is almost dead again, what's his next realistic move?


Having his fantasy persona destroyed even further would normally occupy his full attention but doesn't he have to scramble to pay bills at this point? Judging from the child support stuff & his history of not working or paying bills I could see him finally hitting bottom soon.
2/2/14 11:07 AM
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Jeffphansen77 - Has everyone already seen this?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxaQuAeoRJA


I can't tell if it's him or not & both are wearing white belts but one of his aliases is in the description.



High level shit right there.
2/2/14 11:29 AM
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Jeffphansen77 - Thanks. The description confused me. I went looking for the other video on Youtube & found it.

So...I've been away from this thread a bit & only came back after my wife told me about the Police Gazette article.


I think I remember Dave's (now ex)wife being the main breadwinner. Now that she's gone & his tiny school is almost dead again, what's his next realistic move?


Having his fantasy persona destroyed even further would normally occupy his full attention but doesn't he have to scramble to pay bills at this point? Judging from the child support stuff & his history of not working or paying bills I could see him finally hitting bottom soon.
Lol @ at scrambling to pay bills. Like Lang gives to shits about paying bills. He doesn't care about things like being a responsible adult or actually paying bills.


Learning that his closest sibling is 14 years older says a lot to me. Dude was probably spoiled and babied his entire life. Phone Post 3.0
2/2/14 12:12 PM
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Fuck I always fall for it Phone Post 3.0
2/2/14 3:06 PM
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From what was said here he's on disability, which means he is also probably receiving welfare and food stamps. Judging by the site of his house I'm sure the government is giving him enough to pay all of his bills. Phone Post
2/2/14 9:48 PM
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He has a new tattoo he just posted on facebook.


https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=782135078482512&set=a.153621778000515.32514.100000580818061&type=1&theater

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