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8/16/11 7:10 PM
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 Just killed nearly half a billion worth of Dram and scooped 250m worth of faction loot:

http://caldari.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10396389

Was a pie Vigilant and 3 Drams vs. Gila, Navy Caracal and Dram. We killed all three Drams and had the Vigilant in hull before it managed to crawl out of range and warp off.
8/16/11 10:37 PM
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Stop doing missions immediately. They're boring and they repeat after about five and they pay shit money.

Join a player corporation. Probably a noob corp if you don't have any skills (nunchuku skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills, etc.). Then ask in the corporation chat what you can do for the glory of the horde. They'll probably set you on some bullshit task like mining cheap rocks in safe space or hauling crap into Jita to sell it, but you're a noob and bullshit tasks is all you can do with your skill set.

Do this four six months until you have the minimum amount of skillpoints to be considered for a low-tier "real" corporation with actual goals and abilities.

Then uninstall and unsubscribe.
8/16/11 10:42 PM
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I just blow stuff up. And get blown up. That's EVE to me. And it's dang fun. Phone Post
8/16/11 10:55 PM
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Stop doing missions immediately. They're boring and they repeat after about five and they pay shit money.

Join a player corporation. Probably a noob corp if you don't have any skills (nunchuku skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills, etc.). Then ask in the corporation chat what you can do for the glory of the horde. They'll probably set you on some bullshit task like mining cheap rocks in safe space or hauling crap into Jita to sell it, but you're a noob and bullshit tasks is all you can do with your skill set.

Do this four six months until you have the minimum amount of skillpoints to be considered for a low-tier "real" corporation with actual goals and abilities.

Then uninstall and unsubscribe.


So basically, you've never actually played the game?
8/24/11 9:06 AM
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 500th kill on Battleclinic today:

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=player&name=Squatdog#kills
8/24/11 9:37 AM
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nice work! i suck and will probably never hit 500. lol. well maybe 500 losses.
8/24/11 10:03 AM
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You had a lot of kills for someone who had only been playing a couple of weeks.

Just need to find some fleets to whore killmails in and noobs to gank.
8/28/11 5:48 PM
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 Well I experienced MEGA-FAIL yesterday.

We were bored and put together a Noobship fleet to gank Gallente on their home station. We nearly killed a Cane (it managed to deaggress) and things were going pretty well. Then THIS happened:

http://caldari.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=10513676

Back to Jita to buy another 200m in implants...
9/5/11 7:25 PM
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Titan bridge FAIL.



Instead of bridging the fleet, the Titan accidently bridged itself and ended up in the middle of an enemy fleet.
9/27/11 3:50 AM
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 Got 600th kill the other week and now Tiffany Starr has a higher Battleclinic ranking on Gord and is closing on SergeK:

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=player&name=Tiffany+Starr#kills
9/27/11 5:03 AM
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I just can't play the game anymore. I reupped a few months ago and only logged in twice. I think i am permanently done :( Phone Post
9/29/11 7:14 PM
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Damn, those stories are crazy, how almost everything is player controlled, i was wondering, is this game skill-based? As in, if im an incredible player with crazy reflexes and coordination and just started playing, can i wreck the shit out of a noob with a pimped out ship? Phone Post
9/29/11 8:11 PM
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lThanatosl - Damn, those stories are crazy, how almost everything is player controlled, i was wondering, is this game skill-based? As in, if im an incredible player with crazy reflexes and coordination and just started playing, can i wreck the shit out of a noob with a pimped out ship? Phone Post


It is possible with a couple of week's training, provided you have the right match-up and the other guy is a complete retard.

What's more likely is that you will be part of a gang or small fleet as a tackler and make a strong contribution that way (and probably get blown up). If you train ECM, you can ruin people's day by jamming them with a cheap Blackbird (cruiser) or even Griffin (frigate).
9/30/11 7:47 AM
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anyone posted the Eve Learning curve yet??

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3088/2335016192_6003c39c4c_z.jpg?zz=1

you guys might get a kick outta it ;)
9/30/11 8:40 AM
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9/30/11 11:48 AM
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also i have one more question, is this game highly balanced, or are there some items/ships that are completely overpowered?

as in, does EVERY item in the game have a weakness, or is there at least one which doesn't?
9/30/11 8:51 PM
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There are a good couple hundred ships, so they're not all balanced, especially as some are outrageously expensive compared to the basic models.
10/1/11 10:55 AM
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k fuck you guys, i'm gonna download the 14 day trial and see how it is.
10/2/11 5:12 AM
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 Damn Amarr militia fleet...now I can't go to Jita! 
 
(I also have a massive 5k bounty)
 
That's the downside of relentlessly going pie on people. This Bustard kill was pretty funny; I bumped him clean off the gate and webbed him down before he could jump.

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=14316131

 
10/7/11 5:00 PM
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I can't believe i just stumbled on this thread. How funny that MMA.tv turned some dudes in to EVE players. go figure.
10/7/11 5:17 PM
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 Someone just offered me $400 for my account. 

Ugh. I know ill probably never play again, but I can't just sell it.
10/7/11 5:22 PM
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 There's around half a dozen that play regularly (or at least did); SergeK, Gord, Sourcheese, Jason Hornbuckle and a few others I forget.
 
 
10/8/11 1:59 AM
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Here's a pretty good Solo PVP video:

10/8/11 3:11 AM
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How to Solo PVP, a tutorial:

12/3/11 8:44 PM
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New expansion released.



Tier3 Battlecruisers and Hyrbid Turrets that don't suck!

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