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12/28/10 2:56 PM
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Sandy Cheeks
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what are some laughable pickup lines guys have tried on you?

i had a guy tell me once "your hot...like a jalepeno"

i loled in his face :)
1/9/11 3:34 AM
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"You're a tool... like DeWalt."
2/7/11 8:54 PM
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Sandy Cheeks - what are some laughable pickup lines guys have tried on you?

i had a guy tell me once "your hot...like a jalepeno"

i loled in his face :)

"I saw your pics on an Internet forum, and thought you should be in Playboy."
2/14/11 10:55 AM
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Shoving a chair into my friend and I so that we would talk to him and his friend. It ultimately worked but I called him an asshole and told him he's doing it wrong. Little while later, he turns to me and says "So are we going to fuck or what?" I told him no and then got the whole bar laughing at him as I belittled his stupid self for being an idiot.
2/17/11 7:09 AM
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Sandy Cheeks
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meow mix - Shoving a chair into my friend and I so that we would talk to him and his friend. It ultimately worked but I called him an asshole and told him he's doing it wrong. Little while later, he turns to me and says "So are we going to fuck or what?" I told him no and then got the whole bar laughing at him as I belittled his stupid self for being an idiot.

 lol come on now meow mix how could you resist an obvious winner like that?
2/17/11 1:19 PM
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meow mix
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Sandy Cheeks - 
meow mix - Shoving a chair into my friend and I so that we would talk to him and his friend. It ultimately worked but I called him an asshole and told him he's doing it wrong. Little while later, he turns to me and says "So are we going to fuck or what?" I told him no and then got the whole bar laughing at him as I belittled his stupid self for being an idiot.

 lol come on now meow mix how could you resist an obvious winner like that?
I don't know. He was definitely a winner though.
 
8/27/11 7:49 PM
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DYS
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"do you swallow" is the best pick up line cause I breaks the ice and shows if the woman can laugh or if she's a whore my go to line is a simple one "hello how are you doing" Phone Post
8/27/11 8:54 PM
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"Are you from Tennesse? Cause you're the only 10 i See." and "nice shoes. Wanna f*ck?"
8/29/11 11:40 PM
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I once told a girl in a bar that she had the most beautiful hair color I had ever seen.
She actually did have the most beautiful hair color I had ever seen and I'm certain she got that all the time from everyone.
She then proceeded to open her pants to show me it was her natural color.
I was caught completely off guard and I think it took me about 10 seconds to come up with "Yeah, that really looks great :)"
8/30/11 1:40 AM
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Any of the PUA bullshit

And

"I'd like to kiss you where you pee (or bleed)"
9/23/11 1:06 AM
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Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
9/24/11 9:22 AM
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Captn Woodys Sistah
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I had some guy walk up to me once when I was downtown. He was grabbing his crotch and sticking his tongue out, and walks up to me that way and says "where's yo man".

I didn't know if he was trying to pick me up or what LOL I looked at him and said "at home, want me to call him?" he stopped grabbing himself and walks away.

Perhaps I could have thought of something clever to say, but seriously? do you really get girls that way? WOW
9/25/11 7:08 PM
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My dad is in the hospital with a broken hip. My mom and I are visiting and this beautiful young nurse walks into the room. My dad says "What did you have to do, win a beauty contest to work here.?" The good thing is my mom also found it funny.
9/30/11 3:16 PM
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They call me Fred Flintstone cause I make your bed rock! Phone Post
10/1/11 4:50 AM
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 hahaha
10/27/11 1:03 AM
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U girls r 4getn 1 that we say "those pants are ugly.take em off Phone Post
3/16/12 9:20 AM
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I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit. Phone Post
3/17/12 4:21 AM
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Girl you know you want my sting! Phone Post
3/19/12 12:20 PM
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Hey, is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can totally see myself in your pants. Phone Post
3/24/12 6:46 AM
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Do you work at subway???



Cuz your giving me a footlong. Phone Post
4/9/12 4:13 PM
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A bag of rice
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I'm psychic and I can see myself in your pants in the future. Phone Post
4/10/12 10:35 PM
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me Phone Post
4/20/12 7:12 AM
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Is it hot in here or is it just you? Phone Post
6/9/12 11:39 PM
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The dad of the girl that I used to mentor texted me the day after I picked her up, "My carpet is still smoking since you left here yesterday." He was married.

Creepy AND lame. Phone Post
6/12/12 4:21 PM
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Seriously do pick up lines actually work?? Surely jut for comedy purposes!


I may not be Fred Flinstone but I'll sure as hell make your bedrock

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