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6/12/12 4:22 PM
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Evzey
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virux11b - They call me Fred Flintstone cause I make your bed rock! Phone Post
Damn it didn't read this haha Phone Post
6/12/12 9:23 PM
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Ian King
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TBreezy - Did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me Phone Post
Easily the best so far. Phone Post
9/15/12 1:25 PM
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crazychris
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I'm like a bag of chips baby, im Frita lay. he he
9/15/12 3:00 PM
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Did you fall from heaven? Cos your face is all fucked up Phone Post
9/15/12 3:01 PM
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twunt
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'you'll do'

I've seen it work Phone Post
9/16/12 1:44 PM
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mjeezy
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Will you marry me? Phone Post
9/19/12 1:55 AM
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Are you actually pretty or have I had one too many? Phone Post
9/19/12 2:44 AM
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Violentguy
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you like pokemon? because you're so hot i wanna pikachu. Phone Post
9/23/12 6:22 PM
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roperninja
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In Phone Post
10/22/12 11:20 PM
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Breezah
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Please reference my PoF thread.

12/8/12 3:36 PM
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Have you showered today? Because I got a shower at my place after we get dirty Phone Post
12/8/12 3:37 PM
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I got cancer Phone Post
12/21/12 10:52 PM
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"Feel my shirt, you know what that is? Boyfriend material" Phone Post
12/25/12 4:58 PM
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Davy Crockett
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Are you from ireland? Cause my dick size is dublin Phone Post
2/4/13 4:08 PM
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KoreanJesusLives2210
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Where I'm from people are much less refined. Some beauties I've heard include:

'Get your rat out/Show me where you piss from'

'Wanna play trains? I'd love to chew chew chew on you'

And the simple yet effective... 'Suck us off, you slut' Phone Post
2/8/13 1:40 PM
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MooSaucy
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KoreanJesusLives2210 - Where I'm from people are much less refined. Some beauties I've heard include:

'Get your rat out/Show me where you piss from'

'Wanna play trains? I'd love to chew chew chew on you'

And the simple yet effective... 'Suck us off, you slut' Phone Post
Wow just wow Phone Post
4/24/13 10:13 PM
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TickleMyPickle
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Best i have ever gotten was "your eyes are blue like window cleaner."

Uhh...thanks? Phone Post
4/26/13 5:38 PM
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partycatstevens
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Hahaha just the right shade of....windex?
4/29/13 10:38 AM
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mathew10lb
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Wanna make like fabric softner and snuggle.

Do you work for ups. "NO" then why did i just see you checking out my package Phone Post
5/1/13 9:15 AM
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random_muppett
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'Hey baby...ever had your asshole eaten by a fat man in a trench coat?' Phone Post 3.0
6/9/13 3:59 PM
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partycatstevens
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Edited: 06/09/13 4:26 PM
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lol, that was so unnecessary. I am starting to feel a bit harassed.
6/14/13 6:06 AM
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Is your father a leprechaun? Because I just found my lucky charm Phone Post 3.0
8/26/13 12:34 AM
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Louisianimal
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I would like to extend an invitation to the pants party... Phone Post
8/26/13 3:36 PM
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If I asked you to sleep with me would your answer be the same as it is to this question? Phone Post 3.0
8/26/13 3:40 PM
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NTXMMAjunky - If I asked you to sleep with me would your answer be the same as it is to this question? Phone Post 3.0

I see what you did there...

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