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1/28/11 4:30 PM
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I REMEMBER WHAT SHE SAID, if you saw the episode it will make sense, if not, this may be a SPOILER....



















while this intense scene was happening, she says "oh this is how he gets back on true blood"


MAN I AM STILL PISSED ABOUT THIS, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT TRUE BLOOD WHILE THIS INTENSE SCENE IS GOING DOWN, WTF?!
1/28/11 4:31 PM
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abransford - My girlfriend is an ex heroin addict who's sister was just diagnosed with hep c. she swears p and down that she has NEVER shared a needle with her sis or anyone else. I have fucked her w/o a condom, on the rag, and up the ass...

wat do?

also, I've had basic bloodwork done in the months since we've been fucking, would that catch it?

or should I kill them all


WTF ARE YOU DOING??
1/28/11 4:38 PM
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abransford - My girlfriend is an ex heroin addict who's sister was just diagnosed with hep c. she swears p and down that she has NEVER shared a needle with her sis or anyone else. I have fucked her w/o a condom, on the rag, and up the ass...

wat do?

also, I've had basic bloodwork done in the months since we've been fucking, would that catch it?

or should I kill them all

I was going to tell you to go get checked and break contact.

But it seems by your poor choices that you will just go and do something even dumber.

Carry on.
1/28/11 9:23 PM
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1/31/11 9:46 AM
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Some sage advice here PD, any chance you can give me a bit of a hand?

How do you tell a girl you need her to up the ante in the bedroom and bring a little more to the table, without nullifying any hopes of getting laid again?
1/31/11 12:52 PM
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be a man about it^^

tell her while you are having the boring sex, just guide her where you want her man
1/31/11 3:38 PM
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skeletor68 - Some sage advice here PD, any chance you can give me a bit of a hand?

How do you tell a girl you need her to up the ante in the bedroom and bring a little more to the table, without nullifying any hopes of getting laid again?

Thats what im here for...

You never tell/ask a girl what you want in the bedroom. For example, this is the wrong way to do it;

Guy: "You know baby, I would really like to do a 69 this time...is that ok?"
Girl: "OMG No are you serious why would u do that no never"'
Guy: *gets blowjobs for rest of his life*

What he should be doing is get her to do a blowjob, grab her hip and make her turn so she is blowing you sideways. Start fingering her and pulling her hip closer to your head, then bring her leg over. Done. No talking, no nagging, no bullshit. You dont ask for anything, you let your testosterone do the work.

Try this as a exercise. Next time she is coming over to your place, 20 minutes before she arrives, put on a porn and jack off and here's the hard part.....just when you are at your peak, you cant get any hornier....STOP.
When she arrives, let your testosterone do the work for you. If you want to do something to her, just do it. You need to find the sweet spot between    [emasculinity -------------->sweet spot<------------------rape rape]

You are firm, self confident, fun and adventorous. Make her open up. If you are fun and adventorous, she will become the same way and you can have alot of fun.

And if this is a new chick and she is very boring in bed, do not expect her to turn into Tori Black in 24 hours.

Usually it takes about 2 years to make them do what you want, how you want it, while they look the part and at times....lets you record it. And this is why I only do these kind of "educations" if I am single and see several of them at once for longer periods. It's simply not worth it in a serious relationship unless you fucked up and married her before sexing her. Sex first, relationship second.



Hope it helps.


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1/31/11 6:07 PM
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JohnnyBGood - Let me ask you OP - and forgive me if it's a little too personal - but before your about to fuck a broad, or your looking at a broad that you want to fuck, what is it that goes through your head?


Well, before I am about to fuck a broad it's a mix of: "im going to ravage her" and the rest of my thoughts are trying to figure out new places to fuck in the apartment (no luck there). Sometimes I'll think of what kind of sexual positions im interested in that day.

It's definately a dominance aspect involved, these usually amp up for me the longer we go at it.
But you have to wait with the "domination" part until you are actually having sex obviously.

Otherwise you will come off as a asshole/jerk. You might get laid but you'll get laid much more with my approach. I can even draw a chart.

[ nice guy------------------------------------------->cocky, charming, fun<-------------------------------------asshole ]
                                                                                            ^               
                                                                                            I
                                                                                            I
                                                                         This is where you want to be
1/31/11 6:36 PM
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Heres the situation: Your in lets say, whole foods. Theres cute chick behind you in line (say shes 21) I want her # but don't wanna come across as creepy. What say you?
1/31/11 7:53 PM
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Here's my situation...

Been seeing a 24 yr. old girl that's a bar manager/bartender for about a month and a half. In that month and a half we have spent quite a bit of time together.

I realize that's not a very long time, but between work and pajama wrestling, I do not have the time for bullshit. I would think that in that time frame she would at least know what general direction we would be going in.

Our status is really undefined at the moment and I basically told her that she needs to figure out whether we are gonna just fuck or take the relationship in a more committed direction since that will determine how i act towards her. When I told her this, she got a bit defensive and said she needed to think things over.

Thoughts?
2/1/11 3:11 AM
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The Situation - Heres the situation: Your in lets say, whole foods. Theres cute chick behind you in line (say shes 21) I want her # but don't wanna come across as creepy. What say you?

If you want to get a girls number in a public situation, you need to snap something up in your surroundings and make a comment or joke about that object to the girl. 

In this day and age it's "creepy" to speak with strangers. But believe or not in plenty of other countries, for example Brazil, strangers speak all the time. It's actually a very normal thing to do.

For some reason, most guys have a problem talking with a girl 'normally'. But if they are talking to a girl with a sexual outcome in thought, they feel guilty, they panick, etc.

When you speak to a woman normally, you have no desire. You know that being desireless is getting you away from being desperate, however, you wont get laid this way.

Only the sexual males get women.

Find a object in her surroundings, or make a direct comment on her shoes, ask her where she bought that purse (your niece wants one just like it !! ) etc.
2/1/11 3:17 AM
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^lol, that fuck up will take some fixing. You expect a woman to know what she's thinking? You told her how you feel?? Stop getting your values from daytime tv and act like a man Phone Post
2/1/11 3:25 AM
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meatrokket - Here's my situation...

Been seeing a 24 yr. old girl that's a bar manager/bartender for about a month and a half. In that month and a half we have spent quite a bit of time together.

I realize that's not a very long time, but between work and pajama wrestling, I do not have the time for bullshit. I would think that in that time frame she would at least know what general direction we would be going in.

Our status is really undefined at the moment and I basically told her that she needs to figure out whether we are gonna just fuck or take the relationship in a more committed direction since that will determine how i act towards her. When I told her this, she got a bit defensive and said she needed to think things over.

Thoughts?

Usually, bartending girls have a extremely high self confidence and ego because men drool over them at all times. My guess is that you didn't break down her wall of confidence/ego, and you tried to wrap it up too quick. She also seems like she cant make up their mind of what she wants and tries to lead you on.

I've met plenty of girls like this and honestly they are a pain in the ass.

First off realize that you fucked up by not breaking down her ego before you went in for the kill.
Second, realize that at this point, it's going to require alot more work to wrap it up for the previous mentioned reason.

My biggest issue with your post is the fact that you told her straight up to tell you what SHE wants and HOW she wants it. You killed the mystique at that point and that is why you got that reaction from her. As men, sometimes we get tired of playing games and just want to throw the game out the window and do our thing. But we cant, we must play or we will lose and get pity sex at most.

I suggest not calling/texting her for a minimum of 3 days if you two speak regularly.
Change your behaviour for a short while. If she asks if she can come over, tell her you have a surfing lesson (?) or something else that is exciting planned.

Make her realize you are not sitting at home and hoping you two will fuck that day. You are out and doing shit, climbing mountains, killing cheetas, surfing the waves and skydiving. You meet tons of chicks, lets call them Jasmine and Andreya. Bring them up in conversation (enjoy the look in her eyes) etc.


LEAD A INTERESTING LIFE AND SHE WILL BE AT YOUR FEET.


 
2/1/11 3:47 AM
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How do I get more girls to my UFC parties?

I don't want to sleep with them (I'm happily married), but I would enjoy good company.
2/1/11 3:52 AM
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The Persian Devil - 
skeletor68 - Some sage advice here PD, any chance you can give me a bit of a hand?

How do you tell a girl you need her to up the ante in the bedroom and bring a little more to the table, without nullifying any hopes of getting laid again?

Thats what im here for...

You never tell/ask a girl what you want in the bedroom. For example, this is the wrong way to do it;

Guy: "You know baby, I would really like to do a 69 this time...is that ok?"
Girl: "OMG No are you serious why would u do that no never"'
Guy: *gets blowjobs for rest of his life*

What he should be doing is get her to do a blowjob, grab her hip and make her turn so she is blowing you sideways. Start fingering her and pulling her hip closer to your head, then bring her leg over. Done. No talking, no nagging, no bullshit. You dont ask for anything, you let your testosterone do the work.

Try this as a exercise. Next time she is coming over to your place, 20 minutes before she arrives, put on a porn and jack off and here's the hard part.....just when you are at your peak, you cant get any hornier....STOP.
When she arrives, let your testosterone do the work for you. If you want to do something to her, just do it. You need to find the sweet spot between    [emasculinity -------------->sweet spot<------------------rape rape]

You are firm, self confident, fun and adventorous. Make her open up. If you are fun and adventorous, she will become the same way and you can have alot of fun.

And if this is a new chick and she is very boring in bed, do not expect her to turn into Tori Black in 24 hours.

Usually it takes about 2 years to make them do what you want, how you want it, while they look the part and at times....lets you record it. And this is why I only do these kind of "educations" if I am single and see several of them at once for longer periods. It's simply not worth it in a serious relationship unless you fucked up and married her before sexing her. Sex first, relationship second.



Hope it helps.


*zing*


Cheers man. It isn't getting her going that's the problem, I get loads of BJs. It's just trying to get her to take a little more initiative with sex. I guess I spoil her a little but she tends to just lie there, have a lot of fun and then finish me off with a BJ most of the time. It's difficult to get her to change things up a bit because she sometimes hurts in other positions, and because of that she worries that other positions are going to hurt, thereby psyching herself out from them before trying. There have been many occasions where it just hasn't worked, she gets sore, and then gets all insecure and thinks we just wasted an opportunity to have sex, and then goes back to the usual because it's a safer bet. It's difficult to break the cycle. Sorry man, prob too much info!
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Vasechkin - How do I get more girls to my UFC parties?

I don't want to sleep with them (I'm happily married), but I would enjoy good company.

Record a ton of footage at the next UFC party. Edit everything in windows movie maker so it looks like the trailer to the next season of Jersey Shore.

Post video to facebook and invite all women there.

Show in the video that it's a real party, not a douchefest for ultimate cagefighters with pitbull flaming dragon shirts.
2/1/11 4:16 AM
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Cheers man. It isn't getting her going that's the problem, I get loads of BJs. It's just trying to get her to take a little more initiative with sex. I guess I spoil her a little but she tends to just lie there, have a lot of fun and then finish me off with a BJ most of the time. It's difficult to get her to change things up a bit because she sometimes hurts in other positions, and because of that she worries that other positions are going to hurt, thereby psyching herself out from them before trying. There have been many occasions where it just hasn't worked, she gets sore, and then gets all insecure and thinks we just wasted an opportunity to have sex, and then goes back to the usual because it's a safer bet. It's difficult to break the cycle. Sorry man, prob too much info!

 I've been in this cycle of boringness before. Tell her to go to the sex shop with you, pick out a bunch of crazy shit to try out. Different lubes with taste (especially since she is hurting at times), outfits for her, whipped cream, etc etc. That's a very good tool to break out of the 'missionary habit'.
And I think she is hurting because;
A: she is doing the same old positions so when she changes, it penetrates from a different angle and it hurts.
B: Not enough foreplay

Cliffs:  Get sex toys, outfit for her and lube (bring her along, she will like the experience), foreplay foreplay foreplay, take it easy on her in the "new" positions.


I had the exact same problem with a ex girlfriend (was together for years). She would hurt and get sore and we couldnt do anything at all. After I used the above methods, no can defend. I even managed to train her into squirting regularly.
2/1/11 4:18 AM
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2/1/11 6:47 AM
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Cheers man. It isn't getting her going that's the problem, I get loads of BJs. It's just trying to get her to take a little more initiative with sex. I guess I spoil her a little but she tends to just lie there, have a lot of fun and then finish me off with a BJ most of the time. It's difficult to get her to change things up a bit because she sometimes hurts in other positions, and because of that she worries that other positions are going to hurt, thereby psyching herself out from them before trying. There have been many occasions where it just hasn't worked, she gets sore, and then gets all insecure and thinks we just wasted an opportunity to have sex, and then goes back to the usual because it's a safer bet. It's difficult to break the cycle. Sorry man, prob too much info!

 I've been in this cycle of boringness before. Tell her to go to the sex shop with you, pick out a bunch of crazy shit to try out. Different lubes with taste (especially since she is hurting at times), outfits for her, whipped cream, etc etc. That's a very good tool to break out of the 'missionary habit'.
And I think she is hurting because;
A: she is doing the same old positions so when she changes, it penetrates from a different angle and it hurts.
B: Not enough foreplay

Cliffs:  Get sex toys, outfit for her and lube (bring her along, she will like the experience), foreplay foreplay foreplay, take it easy on her in the "new" positions.


I had the exact same problem with a ex girlfriend (was together for years). She would hurt and get sore and we couldnt do anything at all. After I used the above methods, no can defend. I even managed to train her into squirting regularly.
Cheers man, good advice. I think one of the main problems is neither of us have much free time at the moment, meaning more pressure and less time to have both of us relax and ease her into the mood. She would get mad embarrassed going into a usual sex shop so I better drag her to one of the girly ones like Ann Summers.

I've run out of VTFUs. Can someone else please fire this man one while I'm waiting!
 
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 good info in here.

the first time i'm having sex with a woman i'm thinking, i'm going to ruin this bitch for all eternity.

and then i just take take take however i want it, as hard as i want it and be sure to make her have on orgasm at some point, but finish strong my own terms.

i've read that the most important fuck with your woman is the first one.  and i have to agree on that.

look, i was the broken as bitch of a man in a marriage where the woman set the tone for everything.  she controlled the sex, she controlled the tone of voice in the house and she ultimately broke my spine (temporarily).  when i got back out in the dating world at first i treated women the same way the ex wanted to be treated.  but i have since learned that most woman want to polarized with their man, they want to be dominated to some degree and most fucking love love love it when you just mount them and ravage them like a sick animal.

girlfriend just last night told me how much she loves it when i just roll over and top of her, spread her legs with my knees and treat her like a hole in the mattress.


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... I even managed to train her into squirting regularly.


Couldn't help but notice this.

I've never came across this, and I'm not well informed in the area.

Is it possible to make any girl do this?
I thought is was unique only to some..

Also, is it actually possible to make a girl hit the big-O every time?

By logic, if one was doing it right, you'd imagine it would be..?

Just my tupence worth, and I'm basically looking to be corrected or better informed, but it seems to me that making a broad hit the big-O is as much a psychological thing as anything else.

If she's excited BY you - doing all them things you've mentioned all ready; breaking down her ego, maintaining that "mystique", making her feel completely vulnerable...?

 I dont think all girls can do it (psychologically). I think I have encountered 5 or 6 girls out of alot of women who did do it. I think there were alot of girls out of those I have fucked that could have developed it, I just didnt put in enough effort....

Im not sure if it is possible to make a girl orgasm every single time. I think that depends alot on themselves as well. I've been with women who could orgasm all day, and others who would go to war for it for hours.

And yes, doing the things I have adviced in this thread will greatly increase the chance of her orgasming.
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my woman problem is blood comes out of my vagina for several days every month (accompanied by abdominal and lower back cramps).

thank you for listening.
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I advice chewing down some birth control pills.























































































and tortillas. make them.
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new problem...

in reading the above post, i believe you are instructing me to make birth control pills, but you forgot to post the recipe.

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