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3/1/11 11:12 PM
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 I was just checking for updated in this awesome thread and found that it was frozen. Does anyone know why?
3/1/11 11:31 PM
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Based on the posts, I think it was because we started drifting away from the original intent of it. All the stuff about his naked 8 month old with nudist child molesters and the police not helping him. It just got too weird and personal. The thread jumped the shark after he lost the BJ Penn contest.
3/2/11 3:27 AM
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He posted some really crazy shit. Said his dughter was kidnapped and then on his facebook page he began to join and comment of several anti-law enforcement videos. His last facebook picture was a cop with a target on his head. THEN....all his vids, his facebook were taken down.

This link has him posting insane things about his daughter : http://www.bjpenn.com/profiles/comment/list?attachedToType=User&attachedTo=25rvwmtcvbk56

Such as:

"im not writing a book bro and im head of security and no we have the 4th largest club in the united states look it up banana joes and broadripple bar if you go to youtube and type in broadripple bar in fort wayne people are shot and killed inside are club all the time cause we cant carry guns and there are way too many people in the club for use bouncers to be next to each other were always out number so you say what you want cody cause i guess then you can talk to my gangbanger friends i was in the black gangster disciples for 5 bad years of my life bro and i was an enforcer and bodyguard for drug dealers if figured you been to my offical website and know my background but im glad you guys are having a blast"

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I GOTTA GET SOME SLEEP I CANT EVEN TYPE RIGHT NOW MY DAUGHTER WAS KIDNAPPED I WAS TRYING TO GET ON HERE TO TALK TO YOU GUYS AND SEE HOW THINGS WERE DOING AND GET AWAY FROM WHATS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW AND ALL THE COPS CALLING BUT TAKE CARE"



3/2/11 3:29 AM
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 Still bit freaked out by the voice in this vid too
3/2/11 3:32 AM
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YEAH I TOO WAS WONDERING WHAT WAS HAPPENING TO STREET SIFU TODD'S THREAD.

PROBABLY SOME PUSSY ASS CAGE FIGHTER WITH PEACH SKIN DECIDE TO SHUT IT DOWN AFTER THEY REALISED THAT THEIR SHIT DOES NOT WORK ON THE STREET.

ANYHOO IM GOING TO LOG OFF AND GO TRAIN STREET JKD WITH A 105 POUND GIRL IN HEADGEAR.

LATER HATERS!
3/2/11 3:32 AM
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YEAH I TOO WAS WONDERING WHAT WAS HAPPENING TO STREET SIFU TODD'S THREAD.

PROBABLY SOME PUSSY ASS CAGE FIGHTER WITH PEACH SKIN DECIDE TO SHUT IT DOWN AFTER THEY REALISED THAT THEIR SHIT DOES NOT WORK ON THE STREET.

ANYHOO IM GOING TO LOG OFF AND GO TRAIN STREET JKD WITH A 105 POUND GIRL IN HEADGEAR.

LATER HATERS!
3/2/11 3:32 AM
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YEAH I TOO WAS WONDERING WHAT WAS HAPPENING TO STREET SIFU TODD'S THREAD.

PROBABLY SOME PUSSY ASS CAGE FIGHTER WITH PEACH SKIN DECIDE TO SHUT IT DOWN AFTER THEY REALISED THAT THEIR SHIT DOES NOT WORK ON THE STREET.

ANYHOO IM GOING TO LOG OFF AND GO TRAIN STREET JKD WITH A 105 POUND GIRL IN HEADGEAR.

LATER HATERS!
3/2/11 3:32 AM
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YEAH I TOO WAS WONDERING WHAT WAS HAPPENING TO STREET SIFU TODD'S THREAD.

PROBABLY SOME PUSSY ASS CAGE FIGHTER WITH PEACH SKIN DECIDE TO SHUT IT DOWN AFTER THEY REALISED THAT THEIR SHIT DOES NOT WORK ON THE STREET.

ANYHOO IM GOING TO LOG OFF AND GO TRAIN STREET JKD WITH A 105 POUND GIRL IN HEADGEAR.

LATER HATERS!
3/2/11 3:40 AM
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3/2/11 5:10 PM
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3/2/11 10:21 PM
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I was pissed when I noticed last night that it was frozen. That was my favorite thread ever. It was crazy... random shit popped up. I miss it :(
3/2/11 10:46 PM
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This is just like when MASH got cancelled :(
3/3/11 3:30 AM
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 All I have to do is listen to the first vid and I have tears in my eyes.


3/4/11 4:35 AM
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3/4/11 8:04 AM
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ttt for Turd, I mean, Tard, I mean.., Todd
3/4/11 1:08 PM
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3/4/11 4:18 PM
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I'm bummed the "new level..." thread got frozen. Anyway, Todd has deleted his YouTube page, Facebook page but not his Twitter account! He's just stalking some girl on there, nothing serious, but i'm sure it will get crazy soon!

http://twitter.com/jkdtodd

http://plixi.com/p/54227619 @CoriCooper is that your boyfriend cant tell what he really looks like
about 8 hours ago via Plixi
@CoriCooper we and you need to be together forever lol seriously your very pretty and i dont believe everything i saw on the show at all
about 8 hours ago via web in reply to CoriCooper
@BruceLeeLegacy FORT WAYNE indiana i teach classes to 6-8 years old 9-12 and 13-16 i hoped u could talk to the kids about your father & jkd
about 10 hours ago via web in reply to BruceLeeLegacy
i dont know what im doing on this tweeter thing i dont know how to use any of it so someone let me know what i do lol
about 15 hours ago via web
@BruceLeeLegacy hey shannon to you make guest appearances ever i teach jeet kune do to kids here i would like to have you here
about 15 hours ago via web in reply to BruceLeeLegacy
@CoriCooper so are you married now if you are that sucks i wanted to marry you you look exactly like my girfriend for 4 years in highschool
about 15 hours ago via web in reply to CoriCooper
SO IF YOU DIDNT KNOW I MADE IT TO THE FINAL 15 OUT OF 1500 TO FIGHT FOR UFC BJ PENN IN HILO HAWAII
about 15 hours ago via web
@CoriCooper do you work at hooters i swear i saw you in a commecial just recently
about 15 hours ago via web in reply to CoriCooper
@CoriCooper hey cori so your pregnant now
about 15 hours ago via web in reply to CoriCooper
3/4/11 4:39 PM
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Todd is back on FB. Stuff is crazier than ever, all I'll say.

Good to see a new Todd thread.

SUBBED!!!!
3/4/11 5:33 PM
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"you look just like my girlfriend from high school". Wow....just wow. The only thing that would have made that statement worse would be "I just checked the freezer in my basement where I keep her head, and you totally do".
3/4/11 9:21 PM
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3/4/11 10:50 PM
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VARIOUS - <div id="postVideo-33489584"></div><script type="text/javascript">var so = new SWFObject("http://www.youtube.com/v/az-FXweOD5w?fs=1&hl=en_US", "postVideo-33489584-Flash", "425", "355", "9.0.28", "##000"); so.addParam("allowScriptAccess", "samedomain"); so.addParam("allowNetworking", "internal"); so.addParam("wmode", "transparent"); so.write("postVideo-33489584"); </script> Still bit freaked out by the voice in this vid too


You think you're freaked out, you should have seen the look on the kids face who held up an electronic Darth vader mask and said "It makes you sound like Darth Vader when you talk into it" I smiled kind of slyly and said "I can do it without talking into the mask". I don't know if he was impressed or pooped his pants. (Poopy pants was not my intention...I was just having a little fun)

Anywayyyy...I was hoping Todd finally went into hiding. But, alas, I see he's back to cyber-stalking. Did I read it right, or did he actually ask Shannon Lee to come to his class?
3/4/11 10:54 PM
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 Seriously watched that Couner-Keuneke vid the other night and laughed so hard I had tears coming out of my eyes. On of my friends leaves me voice mails saying "I sifu called me Van Damme for one reason and my classmates for another" in the voice.    I want to know what the two reasons are.  We also keep saying Chawnces as  a result of that vid.


3/4/11 11:26 PM
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VARIOUS -  Seriously watched that Couner-Keuneke vid the other night and laughed so hard I had tears coming out of my eyes. On of my friends leaves me voice mails saying "I sifu called me Van Damme for one reason and my classmates for another" in the voice.    I want to know what the two reasons are.  We also keep saying Chawnces as  a result of that vid.

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First, I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when I saw the picture of the kid with the Vader mask. I also got a similar look from a kid when I told him that "I'm not a Terminator".

2nd, Wow, did I really say "chawnces"? I'm not even from Nawlins!

Okay, since TTT didn't figure it out (despite the visual clues embedded right there) here's how I got the nickname.

I would like to say it was because of my awesome six-pack...but I never had one of those.(And nope, it wasn't for my funny accent) But, back then, I could take a helluva shot to the gut, and it wouldn't even phase me. Not the solar plexus, mind you, but just a regular gut shot that would knock the wind out of most people. Well, probably not a professional fighter...
This was discovered-to my own surpised- when sparring and Sifu nailed me HARD with an uppercut to the gut. (By that time, I was fairly decent, but that was the one shot I could never block or avoid for some reason).
He seemed a little surprised too, and asked if I was all right. I told him I was fine, and he made a Van Damme remark. From then on, whenever I took a gut shot from anyone, there was a Van Damme remark. Hmmm...now that I think about it, it seems like he really liked to get that shot in in front of new students.

And my classmates usually made a comment when I'd go for a head kick. At that time, I could kick at my height (5'10")without leaning back very far.

So, even if Todd sees this and gets the answer, he still won't know who I am. (though he'll probably claim to), as he was never in class with me. And, while I oddly enjoy viewing the train wreck, I eagerly await the day they take him away. (in a white jacket or handcuffs.Doesn't matter to me) He's pretty much blown getting any more chawnces to prove he's legit.
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CHAWNCES!!!

Ok didn't realize you were the guy in the vid. Once of my friends threw a Vader mask on and made a parody of that vid few days ago that he sent me on his phone. 

I recently saw Wetoskey and he gave me a certificate from 1995 with 25 hours on it from that year. I immediatley asked him if I could photoshop it and put a 2 in front of the 25. 

I think Keuneke has bigger fish to fry at this point. Appears mommy pulled to cord on the interweb




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