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3/28/11 8:43 AM
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dawley
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This thread is making my herpes break out. Thanks you dickheads. Phone Post
3/28/11 6:11 PM
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Cire
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any Tijuana whore/donkey stories?
3/28/11 6:16 PM
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 This is a tricky question for me - you'd think it would be easy.

After screwing some skank in college for 3 weeks I started noticing a bad smell when I would urinate and there was some drippage coming from my peehole. So I went to see the doc and he tested me and gave me antibiotics to start taking in case it was positive. Well after a week or so on the antibiotics it cleared up but then when I called for results because they never contacted me I was told that my tests came back negative for any STD.

So..............? Profit?
3/28/11 6:22 PM
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Is Cialis a script drug? How does one get if one doesn't had ED? Phone Post
3/28/11 6:24 PM
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Crabs once when I was at University and then Chalmnydia 20 years later. I guess that's not too bad. Total number of girls I've been with is somewhere just north of 50.
3/28/11 6:32 PM
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 Nope, never.

But I've never had sex with a black girl from the inner city so that helps my odds.

Mark
3/28/11 6:37 PM
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if you've banged over 50 chicks, the odds you have herpes are about 1 in 2 iirc. the odds you have genital hpv are probably higher.
3/28/11 6:39 PM
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also, most people who have herpes don't know they have it and don't have symptoms iirc.
3/29/11 1:08 AM
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Cire
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Frog-Jitsu - Is Cialis a script drug? How does one get if one doesn't had ED? Phone Post


Tell your doc you are stressed out from work, or other medicines are hindering your junk. Say that you tried one from a friend and it worked wonders. Its only embarrassing the first time. The nurses know that Cialis kicks ass. I dated one for a while and she loved it. And calls for a piece every now and then. Don't worry the doc will give you a script. Just don't let him give you Viagra or Levitra, you cannot drink on those, you have a 6 hour window, and don't work well after a full meal. Where as, Cialis works for at least the weekend, I normally still can get the ridiculous hardons for 4-5 days. You will be a porn star if you can do my trick.
3/29/11 6:25 AM
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Cire
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3/29/11 6:45 AM
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fuck this thread. lol
3/29/11 8:11 AM
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in high school and in college... yes

trichosomshit

I thought I had one again and was freaking out and accusing my wife of cheating... turns out it was just prostate infection... good times... lol
3/30/11 7:23 AM
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3/30/11 6:51 PM
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No way am I going to let you call crabs an STD!
4/1/11 9:23 PM
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Cire
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A quick reminder before the weekend slam.
4/1/11 9:30 PM
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crazydave - Chlamydia ... although I've got some bbbj's recently that have been giving me anxiety attacks when I think about it. Off to the Docs in 6 weeks I guess!

 BBBJ's??? Stop seeing escorts then.
4/1/11 9:30 PM
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Pretty much everyone past 25 has been exposed to viral STD's with the exception of HIV.

I would think the bacterial shit is less common bc it's curable and always noticeable.
4/1/11 10:23 PM
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Misty loves Fatty - I've had pretty much all of them except AIDS. The worst was non specific urethritis, made the tip of my dick burn bad.

I use condoms now so I don't give girls HPV and herpes when I bang them, although there is still a chance, I never get warts or sores though.

life is a contest. you are winning.
4/1/11 10:26 PM
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Frog-Jitsu - Is Cialis a script drug? How does one get if one doesn't had ED? Phone Post

give me your address i'll send you a few
4/10/11 7:47 PM
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 I've never ridden bareback (though that's no gaurentee that you won't catch something)
4/10/11 8:40 PM
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Cire
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^if this is true, damn you are missing so much in your life. I rarely use condoms, too much trouble. My Vicodin & Cialis combo means i can control my load and fuck for literally hours if I want. Girls who think they can get you off with a BJ, will give you the bj of your life & keep trying their very best until they are exhausted. Then you fuck them stupid until they contract uncontrollably.
4/10/11 8:45 PM
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Bunch of naive motherfuckers on this forum.

If you haven't been tested recently.. then you either have an STD (that you knew about previously) or you DON'T KNOW if you have an STD because you haven't been tested. Period.

Do you understand?

STD's are rampant because ignorant fucks equate not knowing with thinking they don't have anything. Then they commence to fuck and spread their disease to others. Idiots.
4/10/11 10:33 PM
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Cire - ^if this is true, damn you are missing so much in your life. I rarely use condoms, too much trouble. My Vicodin & Cialis combo means i can control my load and fuck for literally hours if I want. Girls who think they can get you off with a BJ, will give you the bj of your life & keep trying their very best until they are exhausted. Then you fuck them stupid until they contract uncontrollably.


Been there done that.

You can get enough generic tramadol/cialis from India to fuck like this 20+ times, all for under $100 and no prescription.

But it never feels quite as good on opiates IMO.
4/10/11 10:53 PM
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Cire
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^true, but the women love it. In a weird way, it is fun telling them "to get the fuck out, it was just a fuck not cuddle time."
4/11/11 3:36 AM
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Cire, we're like two peas in a pod, bro. I'd post stories, but am confident mty girl will hack in an read all of this...again.

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