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4/8/11 3:04 AM
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eiuwrestler174
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I think my girlfriend is getting sick of my chest Hairrow. She'd been using less than flattering phrases, giving me dirty looks when I speak of it's awesomeness, and just giving me a bad vibe all around.

And then she says, "I'm gonna hold you down and shave that thing!". Which she just may be able to do, if given a head start (ie. I'm sleeping, eating, or mid-coitus).

I think she believes I give the arrow too much credit for my success. OR, she's amazingly jealous of the attention I give it---and wants that attention for herself.

Either way..... The arrow is feeling a bit nervous. I'll defend it with honour, I promise.

Long live the arrow!!
4/8/11 3:12 AM
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Jaguarrior1975
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 DONT DO IT!!!!!!  Your arrow is unique bro!
4/8/11 3:18 AM
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Idgetmyasskicked
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Too funny! Never really heard of the term Hairrow before. You learn something new everyday.
4/8/11 3:20 AM
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Idgetmyasskicked
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from sherdog right now.

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f2/brian-ebersole-gifs-1589973/
4/8/11 3:20 AM
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DaemonDragon
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Just tell her you are well aware she is 99% responsible for your success. But that the arrow (hairrow huh? never heard that before, pretty cool sounding, did you coin that?) makes you feel empowered and confident and thus in some small way contributes to that other 1%.

Then buy her some jewelry and roses.

If she still complains about the arrow after this, you have cause to be concerned.

BTW...any rumors at all on possibilities for your next opponent?
4/8/11 3:22 AM
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eiuwrestler174
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Besides UFC 127, where else could you find a hairrow???

I mean, phoenetically, it's Japanese for "hello"..... But it's never had an English definition.
4/8/11 3:28 AM
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DaemonDragon
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I mean, I hadn't read the term on any forums or articles or anything to describe the arrow before :) Was it something you came up with, or one of your friends?

As for Japanese accent, haha...man you really need to get on one of them UFC hypeshows or press conference or something with this material, your popularity would explode!
4/8/11 3:47 AM
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Team GDP
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lol at mid-coitus
4/8/11 9:05 AM
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Kirik
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Mixed Martial Arts LLC, President
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4/8/11 9:07 AM
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GMan99
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This Delilah must go before she robs you of your strength!
4/8/11 9:08 AM
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eiuwrestler174 - Besides UFC 127, where else could you find a hairrow???

I mean, phoenetically, it's Japanese for "hello"..... But it's never had an English definition.


lol
4/8/11 11:27 AM
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Doctor mma -  Hilarious.. Hey Brian threaten to glue similar arrow to her chest if she takes yours away :D

 This!

And the middleeasy Hairrow shirt is AWESOME.
4/8/11 11:42 AM
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Legalize It
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This guy is fucken funny, I hope to see a McCorkle/Moorecraft/Rivera style video from him for his next fight!

For heaven's sake KEEP THE HAIRROW, when you are hilarious and have a funny arrow on your chest AND you win fights its like the UFC has no choice but to push you.
4/8/11 11:45 AM
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occmsrazr
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dude you should get some sick carvings in it

that would be dope.
4/8/11 12:27 PM
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Lol funny as hell. I say keep the arrow
4/8/11 1:48 PM
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AceAtGSU
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Defend to the death....

Or at least until you are moderately tired.
4/8/11 1:51 PM
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Adam Lorenz
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 Hairrow > mohawks
4/8/11 2:28 PM
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Brian can you please shave your chest hair into the bat symbol for your next fight!!!??? that would be epic. Phone Post
4/8/11 2:30 PM
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Matt Phillips
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you should shave it into a giant hair sword
4/8/11 2:34 PM
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just remember what happened to samson when that chick shaved off his hair.
4/8/11 2:40 PM
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Anarkis
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I think you should change it to a starburst.
4/8/11 3:41 PM
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Tetra
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Hairbros before Hos?
4/8/11 5:19 PM
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If you get circumshaved in your sleep, just wear the shirt all the time until you can regenerate the mighty hairs.

http://middleeasy.com/images/stories/Interviews/twas.jpg
4/8/11 5:30 PM
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Masakatsu Funaki
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Keep the arrow protected from Delilah. To the pain. TTTWAS. Phone Post
4/8/11 6:35 PM
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Team GDP
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Instead of guys going on to TUF with a mohawk they need to go on the show with a hairrow

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