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4/12/11 6:07 PM
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Mr.Negative
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so, on the sales floor where i work there is an asian chick that is super loud and pisses everyone off. she plays mariah carey and american idol music all day long and is constantly being told by management to turn it down, she talks louder than anyone i've ever met on a sales floor and always wants to get in on other peoples conversations. just a total fucking waste of space...

well, she keeps orange juice in the fridge at work and has it labelled quite clearly in her name. so, this morning someone decided to put some SPEED in the orange juice. she was drinking some at lunch and within the space of about an hour was motormouthing like a motherfucker, walking around the office for no reason and just acting like a crackhead.

it was all fun and games until she started complaining of chest pains and heart palpitations and an ambulance had to be called because she thought she was having a heart attack. apparently someone has already been caught due to a rat in the office.

what made me chuckle about all of it was the SVP of sales commenting to another "looks like somebody cranked that bitch up from 10 to 11..." and then walking away laughing..

lulz, we're havin'em.
4/12/11 6:11 PM
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cottonzway
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Why couldn't they have been decent and just peed in it?
4/12/11 6:19 PM
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LULZ indeed
4/12/11 6:24 PM
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Yes that’s hilarious. Especially the part were a potential manslaughter almost occurred at your work and someone could have been killed, because of a careless moron.
4/12/11 6:25 PM
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 HAHAHAHA did she die!? Cuz that would be super funny!
4/12/11 6:27 PM
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Prolly some really hot chick that all the other girls were jealous of, happens all the time, I'm guessing Asian, early 20's, really fucking hot and kinda timid too, she's shy yet fa... confident within herself fap fap fap fap fap fap FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
4/12/11 6:27 PM
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Liquid8 - Yes that’s hilarious. Especially the part were a potential manslaughter almost occurred at your work and someone could have been killed, because of a careless moron.


yes, it is hilarious. she was a self-righteous bitch that was in everyones business and used HR and the fear of PC blowback to keep from getting fired. the guy who ratted didn't even rat because he cared that she might die, he was just afraid it would come out he was in the break room at the same time and didn't want to get into trouble.

to quote Ivan Drago:

"if she dies, she dies"
4/12/11 6:29 PM
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wtf thats a cruel 'prank'
4/12/11 6:30 PM
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Yep, somebody's getting arrested and some useless bitch is about to make BANK at the expense of her terrible employer.

In the words of the immortal George W Bush, "Mission Accomplished!"
4/12/11 6:30 PM
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starhunk -  snitches should get stitches.. espec in this case..  what fun is a prank if you cant tell anyone about it cause theyll tattle on you.. gauranteed the tattle was laughing his ass off until she died..


not dead, at the hospital now. awaiting toxicology reports.
4/12/11 6:31 PM
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"used HR and the fear of PC blowback"

"SVP of sales commenting to another "looks like somebody cranked that bitch up from 10 to 11..." and then walking away laughing.."

irony much?
4/12/11 6:32 PM
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<blockquote> Mr.Negative - <blockquote> Liquid8 - Yes that’s hilarious. Especially the part were a potential manslaughter almost occurred at your work and someone could have been killed, because of a careless moron.</blockquote><br /><br /> yes, it is hilarious. she was a self-righteous bitch that was in everyones business and used HR and the fear of PC blowback to keep from getting fired. the guy who ratted didn't even rat because he cared that she might die, he was just afraid it would come out he was in the break room at the same time and didn't want to get into trouble. <br /><br />to quote Ivan Drago: <br /><br /> "if she dies, she dies"</blockquote><br /><br /><br /><br />

So because she’s a bitch and annoys people, she deserved to get slipped illegal drugs and get send to the hospital? Hope you get charged along with your moron co-workers.
4/12/11 6:34 PM
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 that'll teach her?
4/12/11 6:34 PM
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 lmao btw
4/12/11 6:35 PM
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Mr.Negative
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4de1 - "used HR and the fear of PC blowback"

"SVP of sales commenting to another "looks like somebody cranked that bitch up from 10 to 11..." and then walking away laughing.."

irony much?


lol HR and the SVP are always at odds so he was happy...
4/12/11 6:36 PM
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I feel bad finding humor in this.
4/12/11 6:37 PM
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funny idea gone wrong. dude is in some serious shit
4/12/11 6:38 PM
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That's not a prank, it's a felony assault and poisoning and anyone associated with it could very well go to prison.

HA HA HA!!! Stupid fool!!! 

I mean, 

April fool!!!!
4/12/11 6:39 PM
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bro you should ask jason to delete this thread it might come back to you.
4/12/11 6:40 PM
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LOL @ the "prankster". That guy is a fucking moron. Phone Post
4/12/11 6:41 PM
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DIZZZLE - funny idea gone wrong. dude is in some serious shit


cops are already here and arrested the guy who supposedly did it. they're starting to pull people in to closed door meetings. thank god i don't sit anywhere near her, the breakroom or the guy that supposedly did it otherwise i'd be here all night.

and yes fraser i have a sick sense of humor and found humor in what happened. she'll live and be just fine, i just hope she learned to calm the fuck down and not be such a bitch.
4/12/11 6:42 PM
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 Not cool tbh.
4/12/11 6:44 PM
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at my job dude just jizzed in the chick's water...
4/12/11 6:48 PM
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 LOL, holy shit, that's considered a prank in your office? Wow...
4/12/11 6:50 PM
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drugging somebody at work is NEVER funny

well, usually

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