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I think now is a good time to officially declare the UKTT defeated. Rest in pieces, lads.

ALL HAIL THE AUJL! DOMINANT DAN!!!!


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This is the reason I like you Nader, you're completely fucking delusional.

The UKTT has been kicking American ass and taking names for so long you seem to be enjoying it. From now on Nader you especially will be known as 'The Gimp'.

Plus for a group that is 'dead' we still seem to be re-naming a lot of you Yanks. In fact we were having so much fun we even let some of the Commonwealth in on the action. (Tartan Top Team are welcome to post their thanks here if they like.)

Hell, if any of our other Commonwealth brethren want in on the action, be they Aussies, Canadians or whatever. Then by all means come along, the Yanks on here love to be re-named by us. Phone Post 3.0

u wot m8?

 

UKTT hasn't been kicking any American ass.  Here's how it goes down:

 

UK fighter faces top level AMERICAN fighter and loses (usually in devastating fashion).  UK fighter faces lower level AMERICAN fighter to keep the UK market alive and wins (usually by a jab n jog decision).

 

We will ALWAYS have the better MMA fighters and that's just something you'll have to live with.  Your best fighter can be beat by at least a handful of our fighters.  Not to mention AMERICANS hold the most championships in the UFC by a country mile.

 

Did any of you guys hear about the British or UK UFC champion?

 

Me neither......

7/11/13 2:21 PM
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Hahaha

I think now is a good time to officially declare the UKTT defeated. Rest in pieces, lads.

ALL HAIL THE AUJL! DOMINANT DAN!!!!


VICTORY!!! Phone Post 3.0
This is the reason I like you Nader, you're completely fucking delusional.

The UKTT has been kicking American ass and taking names for so long you seem to be enjoying it. From now on Nader you especially will be known as 'The Gimp'.

Plus for a group that is 'dead' we still seem to be re-naming a lot of you Yanks. In fact we were having so much fun we even let some of the Commonwealth in on the action. (Tartan Top Team are welcome to post their thanks here if they like.)

Hell, if any of our other Commonwealth brethren want in on the action, be they Aussies, Canadians or whatever. Then by all means come along, the Yanks on here love to be re-named by us. Phone Post 3.0
PSSSH!

When was the last time one of you homos renamed one of us?


At least a year!













I hope!

















:-/ Phone Post 3.0
7/12/13 1:47 PM
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Wrote something for an old thread of mine that I also thought I would add here.

From the thread: For posterity... 

 

 

The Tell of Cap’n Jab N Jog

 

There were once two brothers, miserable at the world for all their failures in life. Their names were Exploding Boy and Heartbroken Lee.

 

The brothers decided to vent their frustration toward the good people of the Underground, who were confused as to why the brothers were so angry with the world. Was it that they didn't have running water? Or that they had never spoken to an actual girl? The good people of the Underground could only guess. 

The brothers wanted a champion from their own country, the Isle of Bad Dentistry.

Problem was, no one from Isle of Bad Dentistry knew how to wrestle. The brothers would never have a champion of their own. Out of frustration, the brothers terrorized the good people of the Underground, breeding contempt and discord everywhere they went.

Then one day, they met a man on their island that claimed he could wrestle. "I will be your champion, mates. I will bring glory to the Island of Bad Dentistry." But the brothers were not yet convinced. "You have pillows on your fists, how can you defeat mighty warriors from the far-away kingdom?"

"I'm Captain Jab N Jog, mates. Savvy?" he said. The brothers did not understand, but they were used to not understanding, so they proclaimed him to be their new champion without spending as much as a moments worth of thought. They did, however, know that they would need assistance.

The brothers decided to make the long journey to see the Baldfather and ask him for a favor on the day of his daughter's wedding, a day on which no Baldfather can refuse a favor.

The brothers tricked the Baldfather into giving their champion less challenging obstacles. But the Baldfather was not decieved for long. He saw through their empty rhetoric and found a hero to stop Captain Jab N Jog.

The brothers were afraid. The only thing they knew to do was to further terrorize the good people of the Underground. But the good people rallied behind their new hero and refused to back down to the brothers. The confrontation was set, and in the moment of truth, the hero felled Captain Jab N Jog with a mighty blow.

The good people of the Underground were saved. To prevent the brothers from bothering the good people again, the Good Witch of the West appeared and cast a spell on the brothers.

"No man from the Isle of Bad Dentistry will win a Number One Contender match" she proclaimed, and there was joy and peace in the Underground.

The end.

 
 
7/12/13 2:04 PM
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VFTU!

7/12/13 2:12 PM
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7/12/13 2:51 PM
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Didn't read. Phone Post 3.0
7/12/13 3:15 PM
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zedlepln fantastic story. you retold those events with 100% accuracy

7/12/13 3:21 PM
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I did leave out the part of one of the brothers being banished from the kingdom, only to return in disguise, then get banished for good by the Great and Powerful Kirik..

7/12/13 4:04 PM
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Fucking FRAT, just 'cos your orders at MacDonalds take 6 pages doesn't mean your forum posts have to as well mate.
7/13/13 6:07 AM
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Well, I think the UKTT just collectively shit themselves.

http://www.mmajunkie.com/news/2013/07/michael-bisping-vs-mark-munoz-targeted-for-ufc-return-to-manchester-on-oct-26
7/13/13 6:15 AM
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Hahaha

I think now is a good time to officially declare the UKTT defeated. Rest in pieces, lads.

ALL HAIL THE AUJL! DOMINANT DAN!!!!


VICTORY!!! Phone Post 3.0
This is the reason I like you Nader, you're completely fucking delusional.

The UKTT has been kicking American ass and taking names for so long you seem to be enjoying it. From now on Nader you especially will be known as 'The Gimp'.

Plus for a group that is 'dead' we still seem to be re-naming a lot of you Yanks. In fact we were having so much fun we even let some of the Commonwealth in on the action. (Tartan Top Team are welcome to post their thanks here if they like.)

Hell, if any of our other Commonwealth brethren want in on the action, be they Aussies, Canadians or whatever. Then by all means come along, the Yanks on here love to be re-named by us. Phone Post 3.0

No thanks, this bogan still remembers the black eye that bisping's antics in Sydney against Rivera left on the local MMA scene for a while. 

 

He lost me as a fan that night, BIG TIME. 

7/13/13 8:17 AM
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Right, lads, looks like Munoz vs Bisping is pretty much official for Manchester in October.

Who wants some? I get Bisping, you get Munoz, 30 day SN bet. Phone Post 3.0
7/13/13 9:42 AM
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In for Munoz motha suckas. Phone Post
7/13/13 10:12 AM
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Bring it on!

Who wants to be renamed by yours truly?

UKTT are about to lay yet another arse-kicking on Nader & his gang of chubby halfwits.
7/13/13 10:16 AM
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I think now is a good time to officially declare the UKTT defeated. Rest in pieces, lads.

ALL HAIL THE AUJL! DOMINANT DAN!!!!


VICTORY!!! Phone Post 3.0
This is the reason I like you Nader, you're completely fucking delusional.

The UKTT has been kicking American ass and taking names for so long you seem to be enjoying it. From now on Nader you especially will be known as 'The Gimp'.

Plus for a group that is 'dead' we still seem to be re-naming a lot of you Yanks. In fact we were having so much fun we even let some of the Commonwealth in on the action. (Tartan Top Team are welcome to post their thanks here if they like.)

Hell, if any of our other Commonwealth brethren want in on the action, be they Aussies, Canadians or whatever. Then by all means come along, the Yanks on here love to be re-named by us. Phone Post 3.0

No thanks, this bogan still remembers the black eye that bisping's antics in Sydney against Rivera left on the local MMA scene for a while. 

 

He lost me as a fan that night, BIG TIME. 


Bisping went up in my estimation dramatically that night. Perhaps you're intimidated by alpha behaviour but where I'm from, Bisping acted like any man should.

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^^If throwing illegal strikes, attempting to spit on people and acting like an ungracious twit is what you call acting like a man, then I believe your standards of what a 'man' is are much lower than mine. I care about the fact that him being an absolute tosser after his fight caused a lot of issues for local MMA shows. 

 

If it had been any other fighter who acted the way he did, I would condemn them all the same for their actions. It just so happens that it was bisping. 

7/13/13 10:37 AM
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I think now is a good time to officially declare the UKTT defeated. Rest in pieces, lads.

ALL HAIL THE AUJL! DOMINANT DAN!!!!


VICTORY!!! Phone Post 3.0
This is the reason I like you Nader, you're completely fucking delusional.

The UKTT has been kicking American ass and taking names for so long you seem to be enjoying it. From now on Nader you especially will be known as 'The Gimp'.

Plus for a group that is 'dead' we still seem to be re-naming a lot of you Yanks. In fact we were having so much fun we even let some of the Commonwealth in on the action. (Tartan Top Team are welcome to post their thanks here if they like.)

Hell, if any of our other Commonwealth brethren want in on the action, be they Aussies, Canadians or whatever. Then by all means come along, the Yanks on here love to be re-named by us. Phone Post 3.0

No thanks, this bogan still remembers the black eye that bisping's antics in Sydney against Rivera left on the local MMA scene for a while. 

 

He lost me as a fan that night, BIG TIME. 


Bisping went up in my estimation dramatically that night. Perhaps you're intimidated by alpha behaviour but where I'm from, Bisping acted like any man should.


Spot on mate.

This Bogan should stay down under.

He wouldn`t last 5 minutes in my neck of the woods.

Fair Dinkum.
7/13/13 10:40 AM
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I think now is a good time to officially declare the UKTT defeated. Rest in pieces, lads.

ALL HAIL THE AUJL! DOMINANT DAN!!!!


VICTORY!!! Phone Post 3.0
This is the reason I like you Nader, you're completely fucking delusional.

The UKTT has been kicking American ass and taking names for so long you seem to be enjoying it. From now on Nader you especially will be known as 'The Gimp'.

Plus for a group that is 'dead' we still seem to be re-naming a lot of you Yanks. In fact we were having so much fun we even let some of the Commonwealth in on the action. (Tartan Top Team are welcome to post their thanks here if they like.)

Hell, if any of our other Commonwealth brethren want in on the action, be they Aussies, Canadians or whatever. Then by all means come along, the Yanks on here love to be re-named by us. Phone Post 3.0

No thanks, this bogan still remembers the black eye that bisping's antics in Sydney against Rivera left on the local MMA scene for a while. 

 

He lost me as a fan that night, BIG TIME. 


Bisping went up in my estimation dramatically that night. Perhaps you're intimidated by alpha behaviour but where I'm from, Bisping acted like any man should.


Spot on mate.

This Bogan should stay down under.

He wouldn`t last 5 minutes in my neck of the woods.

Fair Dinkum.

lol I used to run a British themed pub in the city and would throw silly buggers like you out on an hourly basis, calm down chap 

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I think now is a good time to officially declare the UKTT defeated. Rest in pieces, lads.

ALL HAIL THE AUJL! DOMINANT DAN!!!!


VICTORY!!! Phone Post 3.0
This is the reason I like you Nader, you're completely fucking delusional.

The UKTT has been kicking American ass and taking names for so long you seem to be enjoying it. From now on Nader you especially will be known as 'The Gimp'.

Plus for a group that is 'dead' we still seem to be re-naming a lot of you Yanks. In fact we were having so much fun we even let some of the Commonwealth in on the action. (Tartan Top Team are welcome to post their thanks here if they like.)

Hell, if any of our other Commonwealth brethren want in on the action, be they Aussies, Canadians or whatever. Then by all means come along, the Yanks on here love to be re-named by us. Phone Post 3.0

No thanks, this bogan still remembers the black eye that bisping's antics in Sydney against Rivera left on the local MMA scene for a while. 

 

He lost me as a fan that night, BIG TIME. 


Bisping went up in my estimation dramatically that night. Perhaps you're intimidated by alpha behaviour but where I'm from, Bisping acted like any man should.


Spot on mate.

This Bogan should stay down under.

He wouldn`t last 5 minutes in my neck of the woods.

Fair Dinkum.

lol I used to run a British themed pub in the city and would throw silly buggers like you out on an hourly basis, calm down chap 


Hehe only kidding mate.

Shouldn`t you be watching your cricket team getting annihilated in the Ashes?
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Ahahaha nah not really a fan of it to be honest, even though I used to play when I was a little fella. More a rugby Union fan but because my father is from NZ, I was raised as an All Blacks fan (what can the son of a kiwi do?? hahaha).

Congrats on winning the tour as well!

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^^If throwing illegal strikes, attempting to spit on people and acting like an ungracious twit is what you call acting like a man, then I believe your standards of what a 'man' is are much lower than mine. I care about the fact that him being an absolute tosser after his fight caused a lot of issues for local MMA shows. 

 

If it had been any other fighter who acted the way he did, I would condemn them all the same for their actions. It just so happens that it was bisping. 


If any local shows had problems after that fight, then blame it on Jorge Rivera. Bisping was defending the honour of his gf, the mother of his kids. Consequences be damned. He risked his own job that night to put a beating on Rivera, and show his contempt for his team. You fuck with the bull, you get the horns. You should be channelling your disdain towards Rivera, if he had acted with respect and class then your local shows wouldn't have had any issues.

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Ahahaha nah not really a fan of it to be honest, even though I used to play when I was a little fella. More a rugby Union fan but because my father is from NZ, I was raised as an All Blacks fan (what can the son of a kiwi do?? hahaha).

Congrats on winning the tour as well!


Cheers mate, the Lions did us proud. I enjoyed all 3 matches very much. Even the second one.

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^^The back story means nothing, it was the ACTIONS of bisping that caused issues for the local shows. I saw all the videos that lead up to the fight and can understand why bisping was a bit upset about it, but it was still no excuse for the way he acted - especially after hitting Rivera with an intentional foul that potentially altered the outcome of the fight. 

 

He didn't defend the honour of his family that night, he embarrassed them IMO. It's not like this was the only time someone has talked shit in the lead up to a fight. 

 

 

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Ahahaha nah not really a fan of it to be honest, even though I used to play when I was a little fella. More a rugby Union fan but because my father is from NZ, I was raised as an All Blacks fan (what can the son of a kiwi do?? hahaha).

Congrats on winning the tour as well!


Cheers mate, the Lions did us proud. I enjoyed all 3 matches very much. Even the second one.


Yeah the second one was a cracker of a match!! 

 

It's just a shame that so many people here love rugby league, such a stupid sport lol

7/13/13 11:23 AM
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Who wants to be renamed by yours truly?

UKTT are about to lay yet another arse-kicking on Nader & his gang of chubby halfwits.

Let's do it.  Once Bisping feels the donkey kong punches he will rethink taking this fight.

 

30 day sn bet. you get bisping i get munoz.


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