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8/29/11 12:24 PM
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CagePotato
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Wow. ESPN the Magazine is at it again. Excerpt from their September 12th issue:



"...The problem with the 'switch the subject's race to determine if it's racism' test runs much deeper than that. It fails to take into account that switching someone's race changes his entire existence. In making White black, you have him born to different parents. That alone sets his life trajectory in an entirely different direction. Thus when this hypothetical black Dana White...wait, I can't even continue that sentence in good faith. I mean, who would this black White be? That person is unknowable. It's not like the movie Soul Man, where you can just pop some tanning pills and credibly pass as an African-American Harvard student on scholarship.

If White had been born to black parents, you wouldn't even be reading this right now. His momma would have taken one look at his dark, soul-less eyes and thrown him directly into a dumpster. That White would have had radically different options in life compared with the White who grew up in the tough streets of Boston, where many young white men see profanity and fight-promotion as the only way out."

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8/29/11 12:26 PM
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Cerrone's Cowgirl
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 Did Franklin McNeil write this shit?

8/29/11 12:27 PM
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DFB?
8/29/11 12:29 PM
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is it just me, or does black dana seem angrier? lol
8/29/11 12:48 PM
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Cerrone's Cowgirl -  Did Franklin McNeil write this shit?


White Touré wrote it.


(Just kidding, it's a parody.)
8/29/11 12:49 PM
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8/29/11 12:55 PM
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Holy fuck have they actually enlarged the lips on Black BLAF?


WTF is this shit?
8/29/11 1:01 PM
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wtf? whats the point of this?
8/29/11 1:04 PM
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07BSPXR - DFB?

 LOL.
8/29/11 1:05 PM
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CagePotato - 
Cerrone's Cowgirl -  Did Franklin McNeil write this shit?


White Touré wrote it.


(Just kidding, it's a parody.)

 lulz
8/29/11 1:16 PM
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blueheron20816 - is it just me, or does black dana seem angrier? lol
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8/29/11 1:19 PM
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Cerrone's Cowgirl
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 dfw jr can you please comment on this shit...
8/29/11 1:24 PM
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0-5SNbetsReddsharkkOwnsMe - So he is only successful cause he's white? What a bullshit article. Phone Post

Well, it's a *parody* of a bullshit article. You didn't see the White Michael Vick thing last week? It was all over the internets.
8/29/11 1:25 PM
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What would his middle name be? Ain't? Phone Post
8/29/11 1:28 PM
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Porkchop - "If White had been born to black parents, you wouldn't even be reading this right now. His momma would have taken one look at his dark, soul-less eyes and thrown him directly into a dumpster."

Interesting... I know it's cage potato but damn lol.
It's brilliant. Eddie Murphy used to do a joke about not having black people in horror movies like Amytiville Horror because they'd just get the fuck out of the house. Dana's mom kept Rosemary's baby but a black chick would have punted that demon seed right into a dumpster.
 
8/29/11 1:31 PM
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 He would be hated on disproportionaely just like Jones, Rashad, and nearly every other black fighter. 
8/29/11 1:36 PM
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wow at this rate, Pulitzer Prizes and ESPY awards both might as well be made of chocolate.
8/29/11 1:48 PM
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Master Tang - wow at this rate, Pulitzer Prizes and ESPY awards both might as well be made of chocolate.


What are you trying ton say?
8/29/11 1:51 PM
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TopGrinder -  This got me thinking they should have an outspoken black guy on the UFC roster, like a tracey morgan/ Chrs rock type

Yeah they need a guy like Rampage Jackson.....where could they get onna those.....
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8/29/11 1:53 PM
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WTF is wrong with ESPN? Did they just discover photoshop over there or what? Just wait til they learn how to do proper romos, sports coverage as we know it will change forever!
8/29/11 1:58 PM
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ajsr - Holy fuck have they actually enlarged the lips on Black BLAF?


WTF is this shit?


Looks like they did the nose, too.

Thats not all they enlarged!




BEEP!
8/29/11 1:58 PM
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 would he be "Dana Black" then in this hypothetical world?
8/29/11 2:06 PM
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Black Dana would kick White Dana's ass all day. Tough at the end of the day, wite Dana's ________________.

You fill in the blank.
8/29/11 2:45 PM
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Cerrone's Cowgirl -  dfw jr can you please comment on this shit...

Seconded.
8/29/11 3:00 PM
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He looks like Chi Mcbride lol

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